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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I fancy an orgy. Lots of bodies intertwined. Galore of boobs and bums and fannies and cocks and tongues and fingers and thighs and shoulders. The sound of moans and groans and sighs and grunts and screams. The smell of gushes and squirts and spunk and sweat.

Licking, sucking, kissing, fucking, spanking, caressing until exhaustion.

Who wants in and what skill or quality will you bring to the party?

Entice us to get your name on the guest list.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes please and I’ll sing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ill bring cheesecakes

That’s right

Multiple cheesecakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fancy an orgy. Lots of bodies intertwined. Galore of boobs and bums and fannies and cocks and tongues and fingers and thighs and shoulders. The sound of moans and groans and sighs and grunts and screams. The smell of gushes and squirts and spunk and sweat.

Licking, sucking, kissing, fucking, spanking, caressing until exhaustion.

Who wants in and what skill or quality will you bring to the party?

Entice us to get your name on the guest list."

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What did you have for lunch???

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

I'll pass thanks ..much prefer 1 on 1 fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in. I can suck cock like a pro

(do you get pro cock suckers!?!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes please and I’ll sing "

I thought Ash would bring the music but if you fancy singing it’s cool.

First guest.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ill bring cheesecakes

That’s right

Multiple cheesecakes "

I will happily watch people and sit in the corner eating the cheesecakes you have brought with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ill bring cheesecakes

That’s right

Multiple cheesecakes "

Latherings of cheesecake. You’re on!

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ll bring a little gaiety to the occasion. Only a little bit mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I fancy an orgy. Lots of bodies intertwined. Galore of boobs and bums and fannies and cocks and tongues and fingers and thighs and shoulders. The sound of moans and groans and sighs and grunts and screams. The smell of gushes and squirts and spunk and sweat.

Licking, sucking, kissing, fucking, spanking, caressing until exhaustion.

Who wants in and what skill or quality will you bring to the party?

Entice us to get your name on the guest list..

What did you have for lunch???"

Do you want some of it?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Yes please, I’ll bring my generosity to the party...

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By *pider-WomanWoman  over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'll pass. It's just to hot for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ill bring cheesecakes

That’s right

Multiple cheesecakes

Latherings of cheesecake. You’re on!"

Who am I on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll pass thanks ..much prefer 1 on 1 fun "

Your call.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll bring the rum..decent Cuban stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes please and I’ll sing

I thought Ash would bring the music but if you fancy singing it’s cool.

First guest."

Are the tickets free

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm in. I can suck cock like a pro

(do you get pro cock suckers!?!) "

We’ll get you! You’re in. (I call dibs on first BJ)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ill bring cheesecakes

That’s right

Multiple cheesecakes

I will happily watch people and sit in the corner eating the cheesecakes you have brought with you. "

No watching. Get involve or stay out. Come on you will enjoy it, many of us will make sure of that.

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By *nnocentimesMan  over a year ago

over there by that tree

I’ll make the tea after..... years of experience

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

Can I join in please?

I'll bring a cool cloth to mop your brow

And my breasticles if course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll bring the dad jokes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll bring a little gaiety to the occasion. Only a little bit mind. "

We need some of that! You’re in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes please, I’ll bring my generosity to the party... "

Guest of honour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ill bring cheesecakes

That’s right

Multiple cheesecakes

Latherings of cheesecake. You’re on!

Who am I on?"

Me first!

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By *o_eye_deerMan  over a year ago

The South Near That London

I love an orgy, would loved to have been a Roman! Tip Tantras (club in Cap) couple room upstairs is like a bachanalian party

I’ll capture the moment on camera as a memento for the attendees

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll pass. It's just to hot for me "

Spoil joy !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll watch and encourage from the sidelines

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll bring the rum..decent Cuban stuff. "

Not exactly a skill but we’ll need some to lick of eac other. You’re in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll make the tea after..... years of experience "

Really? Come on you get a second chance! Try again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I join in please?

I'll bring a cool cloth to mop your brow

And my breasticles if course "

Perfect boobs! You’re in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll bring the dad jokes "

Who wants dad jokes? Vote if you want PoC to get in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I love an orgy, would loved to have been a Roman! Tip Tantras (club in Cap) couple room upstairs is like a bachanalian party

I’ll capture the moment on camera as a memento for the attendees "

Perfect ! In!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll watch and encourage from the sidelines"

Not possible.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fancy an orgy. Lots of bodies intertwined. Galore of boobs and bums and fannies and cocks and tongues and fingers and thighs and shoulders. The sound of moans and groans and sighs and grunts and screams. The smell of gushes and squirts and spunk and sweat.

Licking, sucking, kissing, fucking, spanking, caressing until exhaustion.

Who wants in and what skill or quality will you bring to the party?

Entice us to get your name on the guest list."

I’ll bring an air horn, to let off at half time for everyone to change ends.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll bring a donkey

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Yes please, I’ll bring my generosity to the party...

Guest of honour!"

Oooh you are soo going to be treated Sir. X

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ll bring Lex and profiteroles

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can’t have a Roman orgy without a chap for all seasons.

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By *nnocentimesMan  over a year ago

over there by that tree


"I’ll make the tea after..... years of experience

Really? Come on you get a second chance! Try again "

Damn I love tea......

Ok, don’t blow it!

Shit - actually do blow it... yep suck lick blow, then crack out Twister and a bucket of lube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll bring a donkey"

Great idea Dash

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By *eplicant JoWoman  over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I can bring me

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

I will bring my rather generous breasts

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

What flavour cheesecake is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I fancy an orgy. Lots of bodies intertwined. Galore of boobs and bums and fannies and cocks and tongues and fingers and thighs and shoulders. The sound of moans and groans and sighs and grunts and screams. The smell of gushes and squirts and spunk and sweat.

Licking, sucking, kissing, fucking, spanking, caressing until exhaustion.

Who wants in and what skill or quality will you bring to the party?

Entice us to get your name on the guest list.

I’ll bring an air horn, to let off at half time for everyone to change ends."

You can do better than that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll bring a donkey"

No animal will be abused, only humans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can bring me "

We need your special set of skills. In!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I will bring my rather generous breasts "

We need plenty of those. In!

Any giant cock to match Lisa’s boobs? And no, not the donkey!

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By *aisy SteinerWoman  over a year ago

Leicester

I'll start the chants when everyone is flagging

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"I will bring my rather generous breasts

We need plenty of those. In!

Any giant cock to slide between Lisa’s boobs? And no, not the donkey!"

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By *xtrafun4youMan  over a year ago

Dunstable

I will bring my dad body and some haribo’s

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I'll hand out condoms and bottles of waters and towels.

Sensible.

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm in... I'll bring my filthy mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fancy an orgy. Lots of bodies intertwined. Galore of boobs and bums and fannies and cocks and tongues and fingers and thighs and shoulders. The sound of moans and groans and sighs and grunts and screams. The smell of gushes and squirts and spunk and sweat.

Licking, sucking, kissing, fucking, spanking, caressing until exhaustion.

Who wants in and what skill or quality will you bring to the party?

Entice us to get your name on the guest list."

Could I be a voyeur at such a party as I feel I’m not ready other than a 1 on 1 meet This would be a totally new experience for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll hand out condoms and bottles of waters and towels.

Sensible. "

I have other ideas for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll start the chants when everyone is flagging "

Cool, let’s flog the flaggers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I will bring my dad body and some haribo’s "

You’re in! Plenty of dad bod lovers to please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im ok ta im to competitive to play in groups

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm in... I'll bring my filthy mind "

Exactly what we need. In!

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland


"I’ll bring Lex and profiteroles "

Are you proposing me as the quality and what I do with the profiteroles, the skill

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I fancy an orgy. Lots of bodies intertwined. Galore of boobs and bums and fannies and cocks and tongues and fingers and thighs and shoulders. The sound of moans and groans and sighs and grunts and screams. The smell of gushes and squirts and spunk and sweat.

Licking, sucking, kissing, fucking, spanking, caressing until exhaustion.

Who wants in and what skill or quality will you bring to the party?

Entice us to get your name on the guest list.

Could I be a voyeur at such a party as I feel I’m not ready other than a 1 on 1 meet This would be a totally new experience for me "

No join in or stay out. But note that it doesn’t mean you have to take center stage. Slip a finger there, send a little tribute there...don’t be shy. You’ll be alright. Who wants to hold his hand until he relaxes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll bring Lex and profiteroles

Are you proposing me as the quality and what I do with the profiteroles, the skill "

What do you do with profiteroles ?

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I’ll bring Lex and profiteroles

Are you proposing me as the quality and what I do with the profiteroles, the skill "

Exactly that

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland


"I’ll bring Lex and profiteroles

Are you proposing me as the quality and what I do with the profiteroles, the skill

What do you do with profiteroles ?"

Maybe it’s a piece I should save for the party

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fancy some kisses

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman  over a year ago

Hull

I'll bring me and baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll bring moral support and provide pep talks to those who find themselves wobbling. I'm very encouraging

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I'll bring moral support and provide pep talks to those who find themselves wobbling. I'm very encouraging

"

I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ill bring cheesecakes

That’s right

Multiple cheesecakes

I will happily watch people and sit in the corner eating the cheesecakes you have brought with you.

No watching. Get involve or stay out. Come on you will enjoy it, many of us will make sure of that. "

I'll join in then. I'll bring kissing into the orgy, slow, hard and intense. I will gently rub a few cocks through trousers before the clothes come off for the rest of the fun. I am new to this so have to start slowly.

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By *o_eye_deerMan  over a year ago

The South Near That London


"I'll bring moral support and provide pep talks to those who find themselves wobbling. I'm very encouraging

"

Fluffer?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll just watch thanks

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"I fancy an orgy. Lots of bodies intertwined. Galore of boobs and bums and fannies and cocks and tongues and fingers and thighs and shoulders. The sound of moans and groans and sighs and grunts and screams. The smell of gushes and squirts and spunk and sweat.

Licking, sucking, kissing, fucking, spanking, caressing until exhaustion.

Who wants in and what skill or quality will you bring to the party?

Entice us to get your name on the guest list."

As if you need to ask me?

I’m just a greedy bitch though...... boys only for me and the more the merrier!! Sorry ladies.

What would I bring??? Just the fact it’s me is enough...... see my veris

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll bring moral support and provide pep talks to those who find themselves wobbling. I'm very encouraging

Fluffer?

"

WORDS of encouragement, man!

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

I’ll bring the Tbag’s

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll bring moral support and provide pep talks to those who find themselves wobbling. I'm very encouraging

I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now."

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman  over a year ago

Hull


"I'll bring moral support and provide pep talks to those who find themselves wobbling. I'm very encouraging

I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now."

What about lube?? Who is bringing the lube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll bring lube

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I'll bring moral support and provide pep talks to those who find themselves wobbling. I'm very encouraging

I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other? "

We'll be on the fringe of it, too consumed with each other - still there though! So yes, yes it would.

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By *o_eye_deerMan  over a year ago

The South Near That London


"I'll bring moral support and provide pep talks to those who find themselves wobbling. I'm very encouraging

Fluffer?

WORDS of encouragement, man! "

Hey one can hope/dream

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

I'll bring the blindfolds, ties,whips and strap on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll bring french letters

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By *latinumkittenWoman  over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I'll bring some oil. I'm good with my hands

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman  over a year ago

Hull


"I'll bring french letters "

What about French watermelons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll bring french letters

What about French watermelons "

I keep em for myself to fuck bareback

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll pass thanks ..much prefer 1 on 1 fun "

I'm with you on this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll bring me passport if I’m to have any chance in this

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Blindfold, silk rope, oil, and my passport.

Will there be room for one more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll bring Lex and profiteroles

Are you proposing me as the quality and what I do with the profiteroles, the skill

What do you do with profiteroles ?

Maybe it’s a piece I should save for the party "

You’re not exactly selling it. On the reserve list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll bring me and baby oil "

Good call. You’re in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ill bring cheesecakes

That’s right

Multiple cheesecakes

I will happily watch people and sit in the corner eating the cheesecakes you have brought with you.

No watching. Get involve or stay out. Come on you will enjoy it, many of us will make sure of that.

I'll join in then. I'll bring kissing into the orgy, slow, hard and intense. I will gently rub a few cocks through trousers before the clothes come off for the rest of the fun. I am new to this so have to start slowly. "

That’s perfectly fine.

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By *an_LexaCouple  over a year ago

Sunderland


"I’ll bring Lex and profiteroles

Are you proposing me as the quality and what I do with the profiteroles, the skill

What do you do with profiteroles ?

Maybe it’s a piece I should save for the party

You’re not exactly selling it. On the reserve list."

Ah I don’t do reserves, I’ll find me another party

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll bring moral support and provide pep talks to those who find themselves wobbling. I'm very encouraging

I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other? "

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

too much going on.. my Overthinking would kick in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have access to a lot of limb restraints... best not to ask why

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I fancy an orgy. Lots of bodies intertwined. Galore of boobs and bums and fannies and cocks and tongues and fingers and thighs and shoulders. The sound of moans and groans and sighs and grunts and screams. The smell of gushes and squirts and spunk and sweat.

Licking, sucking, kissing, fucking, spanking, caressing until exhaustion.

Who wants in and what skill or quality will you bring to the party?

Entice us to get your name on the guest list.

As if you need to ask me?

I’m just a greedy bitch though...... boys only for me and the more the merrier!! Sorry ladies.

What would I bring??? Just the fact it’s me is enough...... see my veris "

In based on credentials, but don’t discriminate: ladies want a piece of you too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll bring the blindfolds, ties,whips and strap on "

I will bring some lube and my ass

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By *aisy SteinerWoman  over a year ago

Leicester


"I fancy an orgy. Lots of bodies intertwined. Galore of boobs and bums and fannies and cocks and tongues and fingers and thighs and shoulders. The sound of moans and groans and sighs and grunts and screams. The smell of gushes and squirts and spunk and sweat.

Licking, sucking, kissing, fucking, spanking, caressing until exhaustion.

Who wants in and what skill or quality will you bring to the party?

Entice us to get your name on the guest list.

Could I be a voyeur at such a party as I feel I’m not ready other than a 1 on 1 meet This would be a totally new experience for me

No join in or stay out. But note that it doesn’t mean you have to take center stage. Slip a finger there, send a little tribute there...don’t be shy. You’ll be alright. Who wants to hold his hand until he relaxes? "

He can hold my hand n join my cheer squad.."Gooooo fuck!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll bring lube "

Bring plenty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll bring the blindfolds, ties,whips and strap on "

That’s the spirit! In!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll bring french letters "

Which ones?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"I'll bring the blindfolds, ties,whips and strap on

I will bring some lube and my ass "

My first victim

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll bring some oil. I'm good with my hands "

Good hands! Very important. In!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll bring me passport if I’m to have any chance in this "

Why do you want a passport?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Blindfold, silk rope, oil, and my passport.

Will there be room for one more?"

Yes. In. Bring your door.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll bring Lex and profiteroles

Are you proposing me as the quality and what I do with the profiteroles, the skill

What do you do with profiteroles ?

Maybe it’s a piece I should save for the party

You’re not exactly selling it. On the reserve list.

Ah I don’t do reserves, I’ll find me another party "

No probs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have access to a lot of limb restraints... best not to ask why"

Perfect, there has to be an S&M corner . In

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere


"Blindfold, silk rope, oil, and my passport.

Will there be room for one more?

Yes. In. Bring your door."

It's already packed...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll bring the blindfolds, ties,whips and strap on

I will bring some lube and my ass

My first victim "

Very willing victim

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll bring the blindfolds, ties,whips and strap on

I will bring some lube and my ass "

An ass, that’s good. We need one for F&B!

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Can I come to the ‘party’?

I’ll bring my vivacious, bubbly, oozy, infectious personality if that’s okay with you OP....she says fluttering her long dark lashes at him while looking sensually into his eyes.....

Lead the way OP through the writhing bodies..

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By *o_eye_deerMan  over a year ago

The South Near That London


"I'll bring french letters

Which ones?"

The ones with little symbols above and below - we don’t have them - é ô ç par exemple

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can I come to the ‘party’?

I’ll bring my vivacious, bubbly, oozy, infectious personality if that’s okay with you OP....she says fluttering her long dark lashes at him while looking sensually into his eyes.....

Lead the way OP through the writhing bodies..

"

Sold. You’re in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll bring dodgy snake oil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have access to a lot of limb restraints... best not to ask why

Perfect, there has to be an S&M corner . In"

Thanks haha

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By *il FiskMan  over a year ago

sefton

Ill bring the party hats.

Can't have an orgy without cowboy hats, its the law!!

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple  over a year ago

coventry

Why not we bring each other

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll bring my mouth, my clever little tongue loves everyone x I’m a pleaser so let me please you all Viv xx

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out."

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot."

I'll agree here, I'll certainly be watching Nell and _eli...

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

I'll agree here, I'll certainly be watching Nell and _eli... "

I believe podrick will want me to hold the camera whilst you are all adding to the atmosphere

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

I'll agree here, I'll certainly be watching Nell and _eli... "

You can do more than watch me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

I'll agree here, I'll certainly be watching Nell and _eli...

I believe podrick will want me to hold the camera whilst you are all adding to the atmosphere "

I can bring some sex games for us to play and maybe some sensual massage!

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

I'll agree here, I'll certainly be watching Nell and _eli...

You can do more than watch me. "

Podrick!! Let them in! Dont ruin my dreams!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Why not we bring each other "

You’re in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll bring my mouth, my clever little tongue loves everyone x I’m a pleaser so let me please you all Viv xx"

Perfect. You’re in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot."

Ok, tell you what. Since you two have been lamp post pissing each other for so long in the forums, I’m sure quite a few people are curious. You can come in on condition that you provide the pre-party entertainment and warm up the crowd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

I'll agree here, I'll certainly be watching Nell and _eli...

You can do more than watch me.

Podrick!! Let them in! Dont ruin my dreams!!!"

You owe me one!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Thanks Poddy! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

I'll agree here, I'll certainly be watching Nell and _eli...

I believe podrick will want me to hold the camera whilst you are all adding to the atmosphere

I can bring some sex games for us to play and maybe some sensual massage! "

Good call! In!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

Thanks Poddy! x"

Don’t call me Poddy, it’s too close to Noddy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ill bring the party hats.

Can't have an orgy without cowboy hats, its the law!!"

Hats, costumes, yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ll bring dodgy snake oil "

You’re in Doc.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If I lose a contact lens can I let off my air horn, switch on the lights and get everyone to look for it ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

Ok, tell you what. Since you two have been lamp post pissing each other for so long in the forums, I’m sure quite a few people are curious. You can come in on condition that you provide the pre-party entertainment and warm up the crowd."

Excellent! I'm sure Tame will be happy to join me and Meli for the pre-orgy entertainment. We have to cater for all tastes don't we?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

Ok, tell you what. Since you two have been lamp post pissing each other for so long in the forums, I’m sure quite a few people are curious. You can come in on condition that you provide the pre-party entertainment and warm up the crowd.

Excellent! I'm sure Tame will be happy to join me and Meli for the pre-orgy entertainment. We have to cater for all tastes don't we? "

Can I bring my air horn ?

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

I'll agree here, I'll certainly be watching Nell and _eli...

You can do more than watch me.

Podrick!! Let them in! Dont ruin my dreams!!!

You owe me one!"

I'll happily give you one!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

Ok, tell you what. Since you two have been lamp post pissing each other for so long in the forums, I’m sure quite a few people are curious. You can come in on condition that you provide the pre-party entertainment and warm up the crowd.

Excellent! I'm sure Tame will be happy to join me and Meli for the pre-orgy entertainment. We have to cater for all tastes don't we? "

Better be a good show or I’ll step in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

Ok, tell you what. Since you two have been lamp post pissing each other for so long in the forums, I’m sure quite a few people are curious. You can come in on condition that you provide the pre-party entertainment and warm up the crowd.

Excellent! I'm sure Tame will be happy to join me and Meli for the pre-orgy entertainment. We have to cater for all tastes don't we?

Can I bring my air horn ?"

Just your horn will do, darling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

Ok, tell you what. Since you two have been lamp post pissing each other for so long in the forums, I’m sure quite a few people are curious. You can come in on condition that you provide the pre-party entertainment and warm up the crowd.

Excellent! I'm sure Tame will be happy to join me and Meli for the pre-orgy entertainment. We have to cater for all tastes don't we?

Can I bring my air horn ?"

No, I’m jealous you got chosen. No air horn

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

Ok, tell you what. Since you two have been lamp post pissing each other for so long in the forums, I’m sure quite a few people are curious. You can come in on condition that you provide the pre-party entertainment and warm up the crowd.

Excellent! I'm sure Tame will be happy to join me and Meli for the pre-orgy entertainment. We have to cater for all tastes don't we?

Can I bring my air horn ?

No, I’m jealous you got chosen. No air horn"

Let him have his air horn, we need it to herald the many orgasms.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

Ok, tell you what. Since you two have been lamp post pissing each other for so long in the forums, I’m sure quite a few people are curious. You can come in on condition that you provide the pre-party entertainment and warm up the crowd.

Excellent! I'm sure Tame will be happy to join me and Meli for the pre-orgy entertainment. We have to cater for all tastes don't we?

Better be a good show or I’ll step in!"

Ha ha brilliant reply!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

Ok, tell you what. Since you two have been lamp post pissing each other for so long in the forums, I’m sure quite a few people are curious. You can come in on condition that you provide the pre-party entertainment and warm up the crowd.

Excellent! I'm sure Tame will be happy to join me and Meli for the pre-orgy entertainment. We have to cater for all tastes don't we?

Can I bring my air horn ?

No, I’m jealous you got chosen. No air horn

Let him have his air horn, we need it to herald the many orgasms. "

Too many demands. What’s next? Private changing room?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

Ok, tell you what. Since you two have been lamp post pissing each other for so long in the forums, I’m sure quite a few people are curious. You can come in on condition that you provide the pre-party entertainment and warm up the crowd.

Excellent! I'm sure Tame will be happy to join me and Meli for the pre-orgy entertainment. We have to cater for all tastes don't we?

Can I bring my air horn ?

No, I’m jealous you got chosen. No air horn

Let him have his air horn, we need it to herald the many orgasms.

Too many demands. What’s next? Private changing room?"

Do you want to play with my air horn OP ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

Ok, tell you what. Since you two have been lamp post pissing each other for so long in the forums, I’m sure quite a few people are curious. You can come in on condition that you provide the pre-party entertainment and warm up the crowd.

Excellent! I'm sure Tame will be happy to join me and Meli for the pre-orgy entertainment. We have to cater for all tastes don't we?

Can I bring my air horn ?

No, I’m jealous you got chosen. No air horn

Let him have his air horn, we need it to herald the many orgasms.

Too many demands. What’s next? Private changing room?

Do you want to play with my air horn OP ?"

If you put it like that, ok then!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

Ok, tell you what. Since you two have been lamp post pissing each other for so long in the forums, I’m sure quite a few people are curious. You can come in on condition that you provide the pre-party entertainment and warm up the crowd.

Excellent! I'm sure Tame will be happy to join me and Meli for the pre-orgy entertainment. We have to cater for all tastes don't we?

Can I bring my air horn ?

No, I’m jealous you got chosen. No air horn

Let him have his air horn, we need it to herald the many orgasms.

Too many demands. What’s next? Private changing room?

Do you want to play with my air horn OP ?

If you put it like that, ok then!"

Knew you’d come round.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm sticking with her. You'll have to fend for yourself when it comes to towels etc now.

Would it count as being involved in an orgy if we only fuck each other?

No, you can do that on your own. You join in or you stay out.

Bollocks Poddy. Nell and I will add a lot to the general atmosphere. A. Lot.

Ok, tell you what. Since you two have been lamp post pissing each other for so long in the forums, I’m sure quite a few people are curious. You can come in on condition that you provide the pre-party entertainment and warm up the crowd.

Excellent! I'm sure Tame will be happy to join me and Meli for the pre-orgy entertainment. We have to cater for all tastes don't we?

Can I bring my air horn ?

No, I’m jealous you got chosen. No air horn

Let him have his air horn, we need it to herald the many orgasms.

Too many demands. What’s next? Private changing room?

Do you want to play with my air horn OP ?

If you put it like that, ok then!

Knew you’d come round."

Under my hard nut façade I’m a nice guy!

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"I fancy an orgy. Lots of bodies intertwined. Galore of boobs and bums and fannies and cocks and tongues and fingers and thighs and shoulders. The sound of moans and groans and sighs and grunts and screams. The smell of gushes and squirts and spunk and sweat.

Licking, sucking, kissing, fucking, spanking, caressing until exhaustion.

Who wants in and what skill or quality will you bring to the party?

Entice us to get your name on the guest list.

As if you need to ask me?

I’m just a greedy bitch though...... boys only for me and the more the merrier!! Sorry ladies.

What would I bring??? Just the fact it’s me is enough...... see my veris

In based on credentials, but don’t discriminate: ladies want a piece of you too."

I’m even fussier with women than I am with men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I fancy an orgy. Lots of bodies intertwined. Galore of boobs and bums and fannies and cocks and tongues and fingers and thighs and shoulders. The sound of moans and groans and sighs and grunts and screams. The smell of gushes and squirts and spunk and sweat.

Licking, sucking, kissing, fucking, spanking, caressing until exhaustion.

Who wants in and what skill or quality will you bring to the party?

Entice us to get your name on the guest list.

As if you need to ask me?

I’m just a greedy bitch though...... boys only for me and the more the merrier!! Sorry ladies.

What would I bring??? Just the fact it’s me is enough...... see my veris

In based on credentials, but don’t discriminate: ladies want a piece of you too.

I’m even fussier with women than I am with men.

"

So am I! No, just kidding, only Tom Hardy will do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can i be part of this please.. I'm known to have the wettest pussy in Wales

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i be part of this please.. I'm known to have the wettest pussy in Wales "

Now, that’s the kind of credentials we’re looking for.

Kissalicious, centre stage! On the plastic sheets!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i be part of this please.. I'm known to have the wettest pussy in Wales

Now, that’s the kind of credentials we’re looking for.

Kissalicious, centre stage! On the plastic sheets!"

I'd ruin the plastic sheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can i be part of this please.. I'm known to have the wettest pussy in Wales

Now, that’s the kind of credentials we’re looking for.

Kissalicious, centre stage! On the plastic sheets! I'd ruin the plastic sheets "

We’ll just make a run and slide on your belly thingy out of them!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I'll bring Mr, fabulous shoes and my filthy laugh!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll bring Mr, fabulous shoes and my filthy laugh!

Mrs TMN x "

You said shoes!! You’re in! Personal favourite of mine!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I'll bring Mr, fabulous shoes and my filthy laugh!

Mrs TMN x

You said shoes!! You’re in! Personal favourite of mine!"

Yay! I have lots of shoes. I could bring a selection and share them around? X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No thanks, I'll only embarrass myself

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport


"I fancy an orgy. Lots of bodies intertwined. Galore of boobs and bums and fannies and cocks and tongues and fingers and thighs and shoulders. The sound of moans and groans and sighs and grunts and screams. The smell of gushes and squirts and spunk and sweat.

Licking, sucking, kissing, fucking, spanking, caressing until exhaustion.

Who wants in and what skill or quality will you bring to the party?

Entice us to get your name on the guest list.

As if you need to ask me?

I’m just a greedy bitch though...... boys only for me and the more the merrier!! Sorry ladies.

What would I bring??? Just the fact it’s me is enough...... see my veris

In based on credentials, but don’t discriminate: ladies want a piece of you too.

I’m even fussier with women than I am with men.

So am I! No, just kidding, only Tom Hardy will do."

Haha!! If you get Tom hardy I’ll join in.

If not I’m out

I’ll stick to my fmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No thanks, I'll only embarrass myself "

Why is that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No thanks, I'll only embarrass myself

Why is that?"

I'm rubbish at sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mopping skills are currently second to none for all those damp squirty corners. Im also quite good at licking and have a new fascination for lapping away at balls. I need more practise.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

Not for me, I’m more a 1-2-1 person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In. I'll bring some Vimto and a yankee candle

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'll hand out condoms and bottles of waters and towels.

Sensible. "

I’ll bring wipes ... yeah we’ll need wipes

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By *entleman55Man  over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Just a brew, no sugar thanks

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Not for me, I’m more a 1-2-1 person "

So is that 4 people

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman  over a year ago

sw London


"I'll bring Mr, fabulous shoes and my filthy laugh!

Mrs TMN x

You said shoes!! You’re in! Personal favourite of mine!"

Did someone mention shoes? Please can I come

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Not for me, I’m more a 1-2-1 person

So is that 4 people "

Haha Scarlett, it means two in my book, but I could be tempted up to a maximum of four

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No thanks, I'll only embarrass myself

Why is that?

I'm rubbish at sex"

Yeah, right! That’s not what I heard. Apparently you’re quite THE man even.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mopping skills are currently second to none for all those damp squirty corners. Im also quite good at licking and have a new fascination for lapping away at balls. I need more practise. "

Practise a plenty at this party! You’re in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not for me, I’m more a 1-2-1 person "

I’ll sort that out for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In. I'll bring some Vimto and a yankee candle "

Ok. What will you do with the candle though? Whose skin are you pouring the was on?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No thanks, I'll only embarrass myself

Why is that?

I'm rubbish at sex

Yeah, right! That’s not what I heard. Apparently you’re quite THE man even."

when my trainer tells me I've smashed a workout I 100% believe him, I'm going to 100% believe you too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll hand out condoms and bottles of waters and towels.

Sensible.

I’ll bring wipes ... yeah we’ll need wipes "

We might, yes! Or straight in the shower.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Not for me, I’m more a 1-2-1 person

So is that 4 people

Haha Scarlett, it means two in my book, but I could be tempted up to a maximum of four "

I'll have you convinced soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll bring Mr, fabulous shoes and my filthy laugh!

Mrs TMN x

You said shoes!! You’re in! Personal favourite of mine!

Did someone mention shoes? Please can I come "

Course you can. Bring that chair, I’ll show you something pretty cool.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I'll hand out condoms and bottles of waters and towels.

Sensible.

I’ll bring wipes ... yeah we’ll need wipes

We might, yes! Or straight in the shower."

I’ll hand out wipes in the shower then

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