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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
You're talking to someone and you wish they'd bugger off as you know you're holding in a big fart and they aren't someone you can't let rip in front of. Thank god they've just left.
Oh the relief!!  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I know the feeling only too well but once I followed through so sorry about that PP. hope it came off the couch ok "
You must be thinking of someone else that wasn't at my house. |
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"You're talking to someone and you wish they'd bugger off as you know you're holding in a big fart and they aren't someone you can't let rip in front of. Thank god they've just left.
Oh the relief!! "
Worse when you let it out, thinking it will be quiet and you do that squeaky sounding fart x  |
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"I know the feeling only too well but once I followed through so sorry about that PP. hope it came off the couch ok
You must be thinking of someone else that wasn't at my house."
My apologies must have been the other guy who looks like you Actually now I think of it. He did have a small cock |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"You're talking to someone and you wish they'd bugger off as you know you're holding in a big fart and they aren't someone you can't let rip in front of. Thank god they've just left.
Oh the relief!!
Worse when you let it out, thinking it will be quiet and you do that squeaky sounding fart x "
Oh the squeaky one with the after poof |
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"You're talking to someone and you wish they'd bugger off as you know you're holding in a big fart and they aren't someone you can't let rip in front of. Thank god they've just left.
Oh the relief!! "
haha! |
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"If you don't stand up to far in the bath, jacuzzi, hot tub then your no lady. Providing of course that you are a female.
Ah-hem...ladies don't fart  "
Thank goodness I am not a lady, I would explode |
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"You're talking to someone and you wish they'd bugger off as you know you're holding in a big fart and they aren't someone you can't let rip in front of. Thank god they've just left.
Oh the relief!! "
Nah, I'm happy to let rip anywhere
I don't believe in holding farts in.
If you do, they travel up to your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I love farting in sauna and steam room. The echo is amazing
Mixed with sulphur smell too, I bet that makes your eyes water rodl
Why my eyes?  "
Cos I have to keep mine protected and safe for the time being. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"If you don't stand up to far in the bath, jacuzzi, hot tub then your no lady. Providing of course that you are a female.
Ah-hem...ladies don't fart "
What’s those funny noises that come from the vagina then? . |
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"If you don't stand up to far in the bath, jacuzzi, hot tub then your no lady. Providing of course that you are a female.
Ah-hem...ladies don't fart
What’s those funny noises that come from the vagina then? ."
Fanny farts |
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over a year ago
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"If you don't stand up to far in the bath, jacuzzi, hot tub then your no lady. Providing of course that you are a female.
Ah-hem...ladies don't fart
What’s those funny noises that come from the vagina then? .
Fanny farts "
mmmmmm queef  |
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