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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They're not in the place I left them. My kid got hold of them and now they're no where to be seen"
Think out of the box then!
A shoe, the oven, the bath, the freezer.
I have odd kids  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get the spare key?
Dont ask why, but the spare key is attached to it
*facepalm*"
Argh!! I feel like your mum right now about to scold you for silly behaviour  . When you find the key please but the spare in a safe place |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
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"What does your child say? Have you resorted to bribery yet?
He said he doesnt know where they are and can he have an ice lolly
The answer was no "
Can you not say you’ve hidden the lolly in the same place as he’s hidden your keys...if he can find the lolly he can have it... lock the freezer first... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They're not in the toy box, shoes, kitchen appliances or my anus, I've checked throughly through all of them
Thoroughly?!
I’ll bet.  "
Would you like a thorough look?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You sat on them and they got stuck up your bum
P
You're the second person to say they're up my bum. 
We heard the rumours. "
Will you shut up about my anal playtime hobbies please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You sat on them and they got stuck up your bum
P
You're the second person to say they're up my bum.
We heard the rumours.
Will you shut up about my anal playtime hobbies please"
Negative.
You like it in the bot-bot
P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You sat on them and they got stuck up your bum
P
You're the second person to say they're up my bum.
We heard the rumours.
Will you shut up about my anal playtime hobbies please
Negative.
You like it in the bot-bot
P"
I know, but its personal  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get the spare key?
Dont ask why, but the spare key is attached to it
*facepalm*
Whaaaat??? !!!!"
Ok. I just got the car a couple of days ago and was given the keys on the same ring.
Because it's off road at the minute I never took one off to put on my main keys.
Should have done it straight away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get the spare key?
Dont ask why, but the spare key is attached to it
*facepalm*
Whaaaat??? !!!!
Ok. I just got the car a couple of days ago and was given the keys on the same ring.
Because it's off road at the minute I never took one off to put on my main keys.
Should have done it straight away "
OK bribary is needed. It works for any age kid. Say who ever finds the keys first gets.... Whatever age appropriate prize... No doubt the kid already knows where they are. I've dragged up a 16 year old. This works |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get the spare key?
Dont ask why, but the spare key is attached to it
*facepalm*
Whaaaat??? !!!!
Ok. I just got the car a couple of days ago and was given the keys on the same ring.
Because it's off road at the minute I never took one off to put on my main keys.
Should have done it straight away
OK bribary is needed. It works for any age kid. Say who ever finds the keys first gets.... Whatever age appropriate prize... No doubt the kid already knows where they are. I've dragged up a 16 year old. This works "
I like this idea.
I'm a terrible father though so might need help with this. Can a 4 year old be bribed with cigarettes? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get the spare key?
Dont ask why, but the spare key is attached to it
*facepalm*
Whaaaat??? !!!!
Ok. I just got the car a couple of days ago and was given the keys on the same ring.
Because it's off road at the minute I never took one off to put on my main keys.
Should have done it straight away
OK bribary is needed. It works for any age kid. Say who ever finds the keys first gets.... Whatever age appropriate prize... No doubt the kid already knows where they are. I've dragged up a 16 year old. This works
I like this idea.
I'm a terrible father though so might need help with this. Can a 4 year old be bribed with cigarettes?"
I haven't tried that one... Maybe go for a visit to see the lion King at the cinema or a new toy. Cigarettes work better when they are teenagers . Although alcohol is even better hence the cider that's in my fridge to bribe mine |
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Ok .. don't panic ..the car's outside your house..the keys are either..inside the car ..on the way between the car and the house..or in the house ..start dismissing the places the keys can't be.. because you never went there..and they must be somewhere that you have visited |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok .. don't panic ..the car's outside your house..the keys are either..inside the car ..on the way between the car and the house..or in the house ..start dismissing the places the keys can't be.. because you never went there..and they must be somewhere that you have visited"
Man of sense. 
You sure your male? |
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"Ok .. don't panic ..the car's outside your house..the keys are either..inside the car ..on the way between the car and the house..or in the house ..start dismissing the places the keys can't be.. because you never went there..and they must be somewhere that you have visited
Man of sense.
You sure your male? "
Hehe...if the house key was on the ring with the house key ..and you had to unlock the door ..the keys are in the house..lol |
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