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The local update section..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...is a great way to find out what all the local women are moaning about now, apparently Terry has been bit of a shit.
What are they moaning about in your area? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kik for special friends.
That was in my local update ... I wasn't implying anything "
Oh shit, I’ve just messaged you. Ignore what I said about your beard! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone wishes they had a dungeon and someone else is looking to eat a shaved tight quim through a gloryhole "
Sounds a lot more interesting up your way, someone is asking for advice on best ways to clean a hot tub down here. I’ll pm them and say elbow grease. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Martin is home alone and wants a lady to surprise the wife with when she gets home.
Another guy wants to go to a party that's couples only but his GF is sick. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some guy wants a rub down with a wet lettuce
Who can blame him in this weather.
It’s not that hot here but I guess it might feel good "
Just heard he likes it all year round, takes all sorts. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
All the guys are hung and horny, there's a lot of people (mainly men) looking for 'fun' at various camp sites around Silverstone and a few truckers parked up keeping their doors open.
There are literally no updates from women.
God help me!!
Oh, and welcome back Tame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK, I've just ticked a few boxes to look at the locals and it's very disappointing. Someone is off to Durham tonight and someone else is looking for a Milf who wants a good seeing to..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK, I've just ticked a few boxes to look at the locals and it's very disappointing. Someone is off to Durham tonight and someone else is looking for a Milf who wants a good seeing to....."
Change your postcode. It's better than Saturday night tv. |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"Oh I've found a nice naming and shaming one in my local updates, apparently someone's patter is shite,and their body is let's say unattractive, to the status poster. "
Who is talking about me |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Oh I've found a nice naming and shaming one in my local updates, apparently someone's patter is shite,and their body is let's say unattractive, to the status poster.
Who is talking about me "
I've also found a guy who looks exactly like Vanilla Ice!
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"Oh I've found a nice naming and shaming one in my local updates, apparently someone's patter is shite,and their body is let's say unattractive, to the status poster.
Who is talking about me
I've also found a guy who looks exactly like Vanilla Ice!
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No way pmsfl
Btw folks that's NOT me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK, I've just ticked a few boxes to look at the locals and it's very disappointing. Someone is off to Durham tonight and someone else is looking for a Milf who wants a good seeing to.....
Change your postcode. It's better than Saturday night tv. "
I might just do that. Clearly we're a reserved bunch in North Yorkshire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK, I've just ticked a few boxes to look at the locals and it's very disappointing. Someone is off to Durham tonight and someone else is looking for a Milf who wants a good seeing to.....
Change your postcode. It's better than Saturday night tv.
I might just do that. Clearly we're a reserved bunch in North Yorkshire "
Iv just done that! Oh my... I'm changing it back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK, I've just ticked a few boxes to look at the locals and it's very disappointing. Someone is off to Durham tonight and someone else is looking for a Milf who wants a good seeing to.....
Change your postcode. It's better than Saturday night tv.
I might just do that. Clearly we're a reserved bunch in North Yorkshire
Iv just done that! Oh my... I'm changing it back. "
Where did you change it to? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK, I've just ticked a few boxes to look at the locals and it's very disappointing. Someone is off to Durham tonight and someone else is looking for a Milf who wants a good seeing to.....
Change your postcode. It's better than Saturday night tv.
I might just do that. Clearly we're a reserved bunch in North Yorkshire
Iv just done that! Oh my... I'm changing it back.
Where did you change it to?"
Ash's postcode in London. I'm not doing that again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently some people on this site need to grow some balls, whilst others need to grow up
Other than that, discrete curious guys can get sucked off - as long as they're wearing shorts |
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Someone's in the woods at Newport ( since yesterday apparently), another guy wants someone to get his cock out of his shorts and wank it ( I feel a queue forming) and a local cd moaning how crap the site is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of single guys looking to meet, another lad showing his extensive collection of toys, (though he might just be an Ann Summers rep) and a blatant catfish uploading more modelling shots. "
Ann Summers rep |
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I've also found a guy who looks exactly like Vanilla Ice!
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Wasn't he considered something of a teen heartthrob back in the day? I'm pretty sure my mate's sister had an A1 size poster of him on her wall (probably courtesy of Smash Hits! magazine...) |
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"Mine is full of "single" guys wanting outdoor "fun"
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Oddly enough as soon as the weather turned decent all the outdoor and dogging type posts seem to have disappeared. I'd be way more up for that kind of thing if it wasn't cold, dark and wet out! |
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