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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This has probably been done before but here's a chance to celebrate being single.

I don't have to pick up clothes for anyone except myself

The house is easier to clean

I'm free to meet anyone

The choice of decor is my own

I can masturbate in any room whenever I wish

I can flirt with anyone

I don't have to consult with a man on which holiday I go on with my daughter

I am free of looking over my shoulder to see if he's cheating on me!

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can grow my leg hair to resemble a monkey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can fart to my heart's content.

Parp

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By *lex D.Man over a year ago

London

"This has probably been done before but here's a chance to celebrate being single.

I don't have to pick up clothes for anyone except myself

The house is easier to clean

I'm free to meet anyone

The choice of decor is my own

I can masturbate in any room whenever I wish

I can flirt with anyone

I don't have to consult with a man on which holiday I go on with my daughter

I am free of looking over my shoulder to see if he's cheating on me!

What's yours?"

My list grows on daily basis ut main points are:

- Not exhaustive but don't need to update that I'm at gym til midnight, or boxing, or clothes shopping or getting my eyebrows tinted & threaded.

I'm a happily, financially independent gentleman in London.

It would take a killer woman for me to drop at least one thing I do. I live and hope however. Love wins everytime.

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By *ondonFreakMan over a year ago

London

I get the whole bed to myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don't have to meet the annoying in laws and pretend I like them

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman over a year ago

Hull

Having control of the TV remote

Being able to eat when I'm hungry and not cook just because he is.

Do what I want when I want and not have to justify myself to anyone

The list is endless really

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I fully get the single life. All these answers are great. I knew that if I could end my marriage I would be happy single for many of these reasons and many more.

The downside for me (Luke) would be that I met somebody who I just can't live without.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fully get the single life. All these answers are great. I knew that if I could end my marriage I would be happy single for many of these reasons and many more.

The downside for me (Luke) would be that I met somebody who I just can't live without."

Awww

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Do what you want, when you want, with whoever you want. Amen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too many reasons and too numerous to mention. Probably the biggest advantage is that you can watch porn anytime of day when you want without having to keep an eye out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can grow my leg hair to resemble a monkey. "
nice is that so you can cosplay a wookie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have to meet the annoying in laws and pretend I like them"

This is a big one for me.

The older I get the less I can pretend to like people

I barely see my own family- the last thing I need is someone else's!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Do what you want, when you want, with whoever you want. Amen

Amen sister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know what for all you guys say about being single I majorly miss cuddles!!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You know what for all you guys say about being single I majorly miss cuddles!! "

Me too, but on the plus side I don't have to watch Emmernationenders

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"I don't have to meet the annoying in laws and pretend I like them

This is a big one for me.

The older I get the less I can pretend to like people

I barely see my own family- the last thing I need is someone else's!

What she said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know what for all you guys say about being single I majorly miss cuddles!!

Me too, but on the plus side I don't have to watch Emmernationenders

Stopped watching that years ago ... now it's just love island

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This has probably been done before but here's a chance to celebrate being single.

I don't have to pick up clothes for anyone except myself

The house is easier to clean

I'm free to meet anyone

The choice of decor is my own

I can masturbate in any room whenever I wish

I can flirt with anyone

I don't have to consult with a man on which holiday I go on with my daughter

I am free of looking over my shoulder to see if he's cheating on me!

What's yours?"
the freedom to go anywhere at anytime and for as long as I want

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You know what for all you guys say about being single I majorly miss cuddles!!

Me too, but on the plus side I don't have to watch Emmernationenders

Not all of us watch TV you know

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm not single, and I pretty much do all of this anyway!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You know what for all you guys say about being single I majorly miss cuddles!!

Me too, but on the plus side I don't have to watch Emmernationenders

Stopped watching that years ago ... now it's just love island

Say What!!!! That's just as bad, if not worse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get to do what I want, when I want and who I want when I feel like it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You know what for all you guys say about being single I majorly miss cuddles!!

Me too, but on the plus side I don't have to watch Emmernationenders

Not all of us watch TV you know

Sorry, probably a generalisation, but it's been true in most of my long term relationships, along with cookery programs, strictly dancing on ice, and period dramas. They just bore me shitless

I love a good documentary or a comedy, if not I like to turn the TV off and listen to some tunes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Freedom!"

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You know what for all you guys say about being single I majorly miss cuddles!!

Me too, but on the plus side I don't have to watch Emmernationenders

Not all of us watch TV you know

Sorry, probably a generalisation, but it's been true in most of my long term relationships, along with cookery programs, strictly dancing on ice, and period dramas. They just bore me shitless

I love a good documentary or a comedy, if not I like to turn the TV off and listen to some tunes

If you went out with someone like me I'd probably drive you nuts as well so you can never win.

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By *V-AliceTV/TS over a year ago

Ayr

1. Never having to wait to use the bathroom or toilet.

2. Complete control of telly/radio.

3. Never having to explain yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I still want a partner...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You know what for all you guys say about being single I majorly miss cuddles!!

Me too, but on the plus side I don't have to watch Emmernationenders

Not all of us watch TV you know

Sorry, probably a generalisation, but it's been true in most of my long term relationships, along with cookery programs, strictly dancing on ice, and period dramas. They just bore me shitless

I love a good documentary or a comedy, if not I like to turn the TV off and listen to some tunes

If you went out with someone like me I'd probably drive you nuts as well so you can never win. "

I think that's why most of the Ladies I've had relationships with have had a TV in the bedroom as well

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