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"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on "are you in Starbucks can you get me a mochachino? | |||
"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on are you in Starbucks can you get me a mochachino?"No in a beer garden. Bloody gorg weather and of course vodka | |||
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"Where is scarlet!?? " Probably throwing up at the back of Aldi again | |||
"Which hand do you wipe your bum with?" Yours  | |||
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"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on "Have you fell down yet?  | |||
"What did you do to the gulls? " I'd be locked up if I told you. Apparently it's illegal to kill them | |||
"Can you touch your nose with your tongue? " Can I feck. Please tell me you can tho | |||
"Can you order me a double gin please, on the rocks" Of course get your booty here | |||
"Which hand do you wipe your bum with?" I have a bidet | |||
"Where is scarlet!?? " My darling I'm playing pool. Kicking the arse out of 2 guys | |||
"Which hand do you wipe your bum with? Yours "I said we was doing a 3 sum last night lol sober up now | |||
"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on are you in Starbucks can you get me a mochachino?
No in a beer garden. Bloody gorg weather and of course vodka "lol hey I'm having great weather to | |||
"Do you like farting and smelling you own fart ? " Yes you want to smell them. Fruity | |||
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"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on
Have you fell down yet? "Nope in heels looking good. Mingling with the locals. I actually fit in. They nick named me cilla bastards lol | |||
"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on are you in Starbucks can you get me a mochachino?
No in a beer garden. Bloody gorg weather and of course vodka lol hey I'm having great weather to "It makes you feel good. You any white bits | |||
"Is it? " What was the question  | |||
"Is it? What was the question "That was the question | |||
"Is it? What was the question
That was the question "Yes it's long and hard. Lovely to suck. Ice pipsare are ace | |||
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"Is it? What was the question
That was the question
Yes it's long and hard. Lovely to suck. Ice pipsare are ace "Cicero lives! | |||
"Why do you look so hot?" It's a natural look sorry | |||
"Is it? What was the question
That was the question
Yes it's long and hard. Lovely to suck. Ice pipsare are ace
Cicero lives! "English please | |||
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"Is it? What was the question
That was the question
Yes it's long and hard. Lovely to suck. Ice pipsare are ace
Cicero lives!
English please "Sorry he was Roman, not English | |||
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"Has a cat or dog ever given you a sour face look when it's sniffed your feet "I have a guy for that | |||
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"Is it? What was the question
That was the question
Yes it's long and hard. Lovely to suck. Ice pipsare are ace
Cicero lives!
English please
Sorry he was Roman, not English " | |||
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"Will you send me a naughty picture of you please?" Maybe when I sober. Send me a pic on the mean time | |||
"I can (gotta be good at something) "You got a stutter said that twice | |||
"Who you in a caravan with "Come on | |||
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"Who you in a caravan with
Come on "Rocking if you don't come knocking | |||
"When you were on gogglebox did you ever get frisky in front of the camera... " I fingered myself with a fudge | |||
"I wondered why people kept asking me random questions..." What did they and sorry | |||
"Tripped over my tongue ??????" Roll it in for God's sake | |||
"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on are you in Starbucks can you get me a mochachino?
No in a beer garden. Bloody gorg weather and of course vodka "Weather's great if your a duck lol  | |||
"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on are you in Starbucks can you get me a mochachino?
No in a beer garden. Bloody gorg weather and of course vodka
Weather's great if your a duck lol "I have seagull feathers | |||
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"Where's my vodka then "Not in Bradford | |||
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"Have you seen my marbles "No I'm not Peter pan | |||
"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x" Feck of course vodka | |||
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Wrong thread  | |||
"Scarlet The woman I love has just got engaged to somebody else..... what should I do?" Walk away my dear. Hard work. Or just feck him | |||
"Are i the captain scarlet?" Captain of my ship | |||
"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x Feck of course vodka "Oh ok then. I'm so easy.... to persuade x | |||
"Haha what a knob!
Wrong thread "My god woman really | |||
"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x Feck of course vodka
Oh ok then. I'm so easy.... to persuade x "I fecking hope so. We are doing Liverpool | |||
"Haha what a knob!
Wrong thread
My god woman really " | |||
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"Scarlet I've downloaded 4 films from netflix which one would you watch while you're still able to focus? The beguiled nicole Kilmany The taking of Pelham 123 John Travolta Serena Or about time? "kidman not Kilmany lol | |||
"If scarlet wasn’t a colour and therefore not even a word what would you have called yourself?" Minx what I was before for 9 years. Honest answer | |||
"Why is the sky blue if space is black and the sun is yellow? " I'm sat in the beer garden. That's it all I've got | |||
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"Scarlet I've downloaded 4 films from netflix which one would you watch while you're still able to focus? The beguiled nicole Kilmany The taking of Pelham 123 John Travolta Serena Or about time? "Taking of Pelham I've seen that good film | |||
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"Scarlet I've downloaded 4 films from netflix which one would you watch while you're still able to focus? The beguiled nicole Kilmany The taking of Pelham 123 John Travolta Serena Or about time?
Taking of Pelham I've seen that good film "ok Pelham it is | |||
"Will it be chilli sauce on the kebab later or going for it without? " Chilli all the way | |||
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"Will it be chilli sauce on the kebab later or going for it without? Chilli all the way "Yay..
Ave it..  | |||
"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow? "She won't fall for that old chestnut.. | |||
"Next time you're at the bar order yourself a vodka and lip smacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating, good buzzing, cooltalking, high walking, fast living, ever giving, cool fizzing, Pepsi. But you have to ask for it exactly like that "Oh right now I'm in a scene of pecky blinders pissing my tits off. Most from Birmingham feck knows what they are saying. Not English anyway xx | |||
"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow? "It's a Google moment | |||
"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?
It's a Google moment "Noooooo... | |||
"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?
She won't fall for that old chestnut.. "Nah head doesn't work that way | |||
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"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?
She won't fall for that old chestnut..
Nah head doesn't work that way "Your a lost cause.. | |||
"Aren’t you tiddly yet "No I'm being good lol | |||
"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?
She won't fall for that old chestnut..
Nah head doesn't work that way
Your a lost cause.. "Yep I've said that all along | |||
"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x Feck of course vodka
Oh ok then. I'm so easy.... to persuade x
I fecking hope so. We are doing Liverpool "We so are x | |||
"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?
She won't fall for that old chestnut..
Nah head doesn't work that way
Your a lost cause..
Yep I've said that all along " | |||
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"What's the average weight of a rabbit? Any breed. Any voltage." Usb or battery? X | |||
"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x Feck of course vodka
Oh ok then. I'm so easy.... to persuade x
I fecking hope so. We are doing Liverpool
We so are x"Aw I won't understand you lol but love the accent xx | |||
"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x Feck of course vodka
Oh ok then. I'm so easy.... to persuade x
I fecking hope so. We are doing Liverpool
We so are x
Aw I won't understand you lol but love the accent xx "Hahaha We'll be drinking and dancing anyway, don't worry x | |||
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"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x Feck of course vodka
Oh ok then. I'm so easy.... to persuade x
I fecking hope so. We are doing Liverpool
We so are x"Def | |||
"How many months have you got to wear that tag for?" Oh for fecks all of them. They needs l | |||
"What's the average weight of a rabbit? Any breed. Any voltage." I kill rabbits. Bunny boiler | |||
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"Are you pissed or been Shagged yet tonight.. " I'm neither pissed or been rodgered | |||
