1. Financial security for the rest of my life.
2. The ability to learn ferociously quickly.
3. The ability to read and respond to people to get the best results for everybody (e.g. encourage them, comfort them, make them laugh, calm them down, put them in their place if they are being shitty etc.)
It would have to be something financially related and something geared towards the future health, success, and wellbeing of my teenage daughter.
As for a third wish - I guess it may involve Salma Hayek & Jodie Comer?...
1. Tits that stick out and have the consistency of large squishies.
2. A 24/7 steaming wet vag with the musculature of a boxing kangaroo
3. A bag of cheese n onion.