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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How long till the vodka kicks in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you ever inserted anything into your poop hole for the purpose of sexual gratification?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Hi Scarlett! If you can't pull a piercing to remove it, what else can you do?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"How long till the vodka kicks in?

You will know when I don't answer

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Have you ever inserted anything into your poop hole for the purpose of sexual gratification?"

Hell yes who hasn't

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Which brand of vodka are you drinking / what are you drinking it with (which mixer)?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hi Scarlett! If you can't pull a piercing to remove it, what else can you do?

Not had enough vodka to answer this. Abit confused Meli elaborate

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Which brand of vodka are you drinking / what are you drinking it with (which mixer)?"

Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Which brand of vodka are you drinking / what are you drinking it with (which mixer)?

Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap

Ice in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Miss Woman, what's that buzzing noise and how can I stop it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi Scarlett. I have stolen and troughed a mini chocolate rabbit from my youngest's easter bucket. I feel slightly guilty and need to redress the balance by either;

A. Buying something to replace the stolen bunny.

B. Stealing chocolate from my eldest child too, so both of my offspring have suffered theft equally.

Which is it to be?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Which brand of vodka are you drinking / what are you drinking it with (which mixer)?

Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap

Ice in it

God I'm not that posh I'm in a fecking caravan

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hello Miss Woman, what's that buzzing noise and how can I stop it?"

Throw it against a wall. If all else fail take the batteries out. What's buzzing anyway

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Hi Scarlett! If you can't pull a piercing to remove it, what else can you do?

Not had enough vodka to answer this. Abit confused Meli elaborate

I've worked out you have to unscrew it. All by myself.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hi Scarlett. I have stolen and troughed a mini chocolate rabbit from my youngest's easter bucket. I feel slightly guilty and need to redress the balance by either;

A. Buying something to replace the stolen bunny.

B. Stealing chocolate from my eldest child too, so both of my offspring have suffered theft equally.

Which is it to be? "

B it will even it out. Plus more chocolate for you

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Wandsworth

Where is humanity heading?

Why is water wet?

Is the moon made of cheese?

that will be all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s the capital of Peru ?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hi Scarlett! If you can't pull a piercing to remove it, what else can you do?

Not had enough vodka to answer this. Abit confused Meli elaborate

I've worked out you have to unscrew it. All by myself.

Should be ask Meli time

May need your help later

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Where is humanity heading?

Why is water wet?

Is the moon made of cheese?

that will be all"

Feck off to all these I have no clue

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"What’s the capital of Peru ?"

Don't be lazy Google it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Miss Woman, what's that buzzing noise and how can I stop it?

Throw it against a wall. If all else fail take the batteries out. What's buzzing anyway

It's just... in.... the air

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where did you hide the Zimmer

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hello Miss Woman, what's that buzzing noise and how can I stop it?

Throw it against a wall. If all else fail take the batteries out. What's buzzing anyway

It's just... in.... the air"

Come on you've been on the vodka too

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Did you do it in the library with a length of lead pipe

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By *entakuruMan over a year ago

Exeter

Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Where did you hide the Zimmer

Where you left it. How's it hanging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi Scarlett. I have stolen and troughed a mini chocolate rabbit from my youngest's easter bucket. I feel slightly guilty and need to redress the balance by either;

A. Buying something to replace the stolen bunny.

B. Stealing chocolate from my eldest child too, so both of my offspring have suffered theft equally.

Which is it to be?

B it will even it out. Plus more chocolate for you

You're the best

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Did you do it in the library with a length of lead pipe"

Feck yes and Mr custard had a right grin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many dicks could you take in a night ?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you? "

No do you want to give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Which brand of vodka are you drinking / what are you drinking it with (which mixer)?

Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap

Ice in it

God I'm not that posh I'm in a fecking caravan

On holiday

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hi Scarlett. I have stolen and troughed a mini chocolate rabbit from my youngest's easter bucket. I feel slightly guilty and need to redress the balance by either;

A. Buying something to replace the stolen bunny.

B. Stealing chocolate from my eldest child too, so both of my offspring have suffered theft equally.

Which is it to be?

B it will even it out. Plus more chocolate for you

You're the best

I try my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello Miss Woman, what's that buzzing noise and how can I stop it?

Throw it against a wall. If all else fail take the batteries out. What's buzzing anyway

It's just... in.... the air

Come on you've been on the vodka too

No no, I, sadly, have no vodka

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"How many dicks could you take in a night ?

Met a load of dicks one night all dick heads tbh

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

How do you spell Scarlet / Scarlett?

There appears to be some disparity between your username spelling and the title of this thread...

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Which brand of vodka are you drinking / what are you drinking it with (which mixer)?

Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap

Ice in it

God I'm not that posh I'm in a fecking caravan

On holiday

I am can't you tell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many dicks could you take in a night ?

Met a load of dicks one night all dick heads tbh

Ever been with a black male ?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Hello Miss Woman, what's that buzzing noise and how can I stop it?

Throw it against a wall. If all else fail take the batteries out. What's buzzing anyway

It's just... in.... the air

Come on you've been on the vodka too

No no, I, sadly, have no vodka"

Oh you need some with your buzzing

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"How do you spell Scarlet / Scarlett?

There appears to be some disparity between your username spelling and the title of this thread..."

Vodka dear plus it isn't my name so who cares how I spell it

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By *ymph and ManicCouple over a year ago

North East

Smirnoff blue. With a Smirnoff blue mixer. Perfect ... and so smooth. How smooth are you ????

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"How many dicks could you take in a night ?

Met a load of dicks one night all dick heads tbh

Ever been with a black male ? "

Yes

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Smirnoff blue. With a Smirnoff blue mixer. Perfect ... and so smooth. How smooth are you ???? "

Red here. I have a bush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you have a red car is it fastest than blue cars

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"If you have a red car is it fastest than blue cars"

I was dreading you. Prob blue cos I don't drive or have a red car

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By *sa_curiousMan over a year ago

Waterford

Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you."

He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho

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By *sa_curiousMan over a year ago

Waterford

"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you.

He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho

You need to look further - try across the pond lol.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you.

He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho

You need to look further - try across the pond lol."

Customs declined my passport

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By *entakuruMan over a year ago

Exeter

Red here. I have a bush

Swoon

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By *entakuruMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you?

No do you want to give it a go

But of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where did you hide the Zimmer

Where you left it. How's it hanging

By a thread

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By *sa_curiousMan over a year ago

Waterford

"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you.

He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho

You need to look further - try across the pond lol.

Customs declined my passport

I have a passport

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

Red here. I have a bush

Swoon"

You fallen over

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Where did you hide the Zimmer

Where you left it. How's it hanging

By a thread

Oh my funny xx

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you.

He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho

You need to look further - try across the pond lol.

Customs declined my passport

I have a passport

Get your arse here mad night out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you rather get rid of your stuffed ferret collection, or rim my bum hole?

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By *sa_curiousMan over a year ago

Waterford

"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you.

He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho

You need to look further - try across the pond lol.

Customs declined my passport

I have a passport

Get your arse here mad night out

I'm on my way! Lol

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Would you rather get rid of your stuffed ferret collection, or rim my bum hole?"

My ferrets are my life you know that. Nice anus tho

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you.

He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho

You need to look further - try across the pond lol.

Customs declined my passport

I have a passport

Get your arse here mad night out

I'm on my way! Lol

Be prepared

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you?

No do you want to give it a go

But of course

How does it work

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Have you ever considered a new name such as ‘pillar box red woman’ or ‘maroon woman’ instead?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Have you ever considered a new name such as ‘pillar box red woman’ or ‘maroon woman’ instead?"

Nah I get by on this name. Don't need anyone posted stuff in my box

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with."

You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with.

You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up

God help me

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with.

You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up

God help me

Exactly you asked

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X"

Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with.

You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up

God help me

Exactly you asked

Only if I can put you both in straight jackets first

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X

Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend

Oh ok then, you twisted my arm x

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with.

You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up

God help me

Exactly you asked

Only if I can put you both in straight jackets first

If that works for you. Crack on

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X

Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend

Oh ok then, you twisted my arm x"

My new drinking bestie

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X

Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend

Oh ok then, you twisted my arm x

My new drinking bestie

Cheers lovely x

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with.

You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up

God help me

Exactly you asked

Only if I can put you both in straight jackets first

If that works for you. Crack on

Or I’ll tie you both up (with oranges in your mouths obvs) then bugger off to the pub

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with.

You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up

God help me

Exactly you asked

Only if I can put you both in straight jackets first

If that works for you. Crack on

Or I’ll tie you both up (with oranges in your mouths obvs) then bugger off to the pub

Your milking this now

oranges was my thing and duck tape you in a cupboard

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X

Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend

Oh ok then, you twisted my arm x

My new drinking bestie

Cheers lovely x"

Night out then

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X

Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend

Oh ok then, you twisted my arm x

My new drinking bestie

Cheers lovely x

Night out then

Ready when you are x

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X

Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend

Oh ok then, you twisted my arm x

My new drinking bestie

Cheers lovely x

Night out then

Ready when you are x"

Name the day. Next month I'm spent up now

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X

Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend

Oh ok then, you twisted my arm x

My new drinking bestie

Cheers lovely x

Night out then

Ready when you are x

Name the day. Next month I'm spent up now

Haha, me too. I'm poor till payday x

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

How much you drank now?

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cider or lager

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"How much you drank now?

Jo.Xx "

Me? Erm....

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X

Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend

Oh ok then, you twisted my arm x

My new drinking bestie

Cheers lovely x

Night out then

Ready when you are x

Name the day. Next month I'm spent up now

Haha, me too. I'm poor till payday x"

Add me and we will make a date

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"How much you drank now?

Jo.Xx "

Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a hug?

I've had too much grey goose

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Cider or lager"

You not read the thread. Vodka. Or you asking which one. Lager. I'm barred from cider. I fall into bushes

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I have a hug?

I've had too much grey goose"

Aw bless you. Mad stuff that. Just to clarify we are on about whiskey and not you doing something to a goose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a hug?

I've had too much grey goose"

Huuugggggg

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"How much you drank now?

Jo.Xx

Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo

I think you've had too much, there's far too much

for my bum hole.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scarlet...

Can I ask you a question?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"How much you drank now?

Jo.Xx

Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo

I think you've had too much, there's far too much

for my bum hole.

Jo.Xx "

I'm good here. Still answering questions. Not dribbling yet. Still slightly intelligent answers

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I have a hug?

I've had too much grey goose

Huuugggggg

Mwah get off the goose

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Scarlet...

Can I ask you a question?"

Is this sam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scarlet...

Can I ask you a question?

Is this sam

Hang on... I’m asking the question!

(Yes)

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Scarlet...

Can I ask you a question?

Is this sam

Hang on... I’m asking the question!

(Yes)"

I'm shaking in my boots

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"How much you drank now?

Jo.Xx

Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo

I think you've had too much, there's far too much

for my bum hole.

Jo.Xx

I'm good here. Still answering questions. Not dribbling yet. Still slightly intelligent answers

Ok but, leave my bum hole out of it.

You should be d*unk by now though your on holiday.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If smarties have the answers what is the question?????????

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"How much you drank now?

Jo.Xx

Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo

I think you've had too much, there's far too much

for my bum hole.

Jo.Xx

I'm good here. Still answering questions. Not dribbling yet. Still slightly intelligent answers

Ok but, leave my bum hole out of it.

You should be d*unk by now though your on holiday.

Jo.Xx "

Right bum hole dismissed. I'm having a blast. Apparently I've been spotted every where but reality. I'm scared of seagulls and not left the caravan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scarlet...

Can I ask you a question?

Is this sam

Hang on... I’m asking the question!

(Yes)

I'm shaking in my boots

That’ll be the vodka

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"If smarties have the answers what is the question?????????"

Is that another Google one or are you on vodka too

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Scarlet...

Can I ask you a question?

Is this sam

Hang on... I’m asking the question!

(Yes)

I'm shaking in my boots

That’ll be the vodka

Nah come on Sam give me your question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If smarties have the answers what is the question?????????

Is that another Google one or are you on vodka too

Nope..& no alcohol at all this weekend.. very sad.. kids eh!

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By *orksbiguyMan over a year ago

Bradford

hi scarlett woman

my question is will you add a pussy pic to your profile ? i and im sure lots more would love to see it

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"If smarties have the answers what is the question?????????

Is that another Google one or are you on vodka too

Nope..& no alcohol at all this weekend.. very sad.. kids eh!"

Then Smarties is the question also. I think Einstein had this theory. I sound so brainy

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"How much you drank now?

Jo.Xx

Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo

I think you've had too much, there's far too much

for my bum hole.

Jo.Xx

I'm good here. Still answering questions. Not dribbling yet. Still slightly intelligent answers

Ok but, leave my bum hole out of it.

You should be d*unk by now though your on holiday.

Jo.Xx

Right bum hole dismissed. I'm having a blast. Apparently I've been spotted every where but reality. I'm scared of seagulls and not left the caravan

Hahaha

good

You daft thing, the seagulls only want your chips not you.

Glad you're having a good time. Xx

Jo.Xx

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"hi scarlett woman

my question is will you add a pussy pic to your profile ? i and im sure lots more would love to see it "

I have 2 pussies one called Albert other Clyde. Which one you want adding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

"
Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many guys have you fucked in your 49 years ??

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"How much you drank now?

Jo.Xx

Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo

I think you've had too much, there's far too much

for my bum hole.

Jo.Xx

I'm good here. Still answering questions. Not dribbling yet. Still slightly intelligent answers

Ok but, leave my bum hole out of it.

You should be d*unk by now though your on holiday.

Jo.Xx

Right bum hole dismissed. I'm having a blast. Apparently I've been spotted every where but reality. I'm scared of seagulls and not left the caravan

Hahaha

good

You daft thing, the seagulls only want your chips not you.

Glad you're having a good time. Xx

Jo.Xx "

I always have fun

Thanks No xx

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?

I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"How many guys have you fucked in your 49 years ??

Feck do you want all the names. I'd be here all day. Honestly can't rem most

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scarlet...

Can I ask you a question?

Is this sam

Hang on... I’m asking the question!

(Yes)

I'm shaking in my boots

That’ll be the vodka

Nah come on Sam give me your question

Why have you used the startled by a finger up the bum emoji?

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Can I goose your ferrets?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?

I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere

"
lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Scarlet...

Can I ask you a question?

Is this sam

Hang on... I’m asking the question!

(Yes)

I'm shaking in my boots

That’ll be the vodka

Nah come on Sam give me your question

Why have you used the startled by a finger up the bum emoji?

Always wondered what that emoji was. You make me a little nervous. Ask me your question. Let's get it over with

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Can I goose your ferrets? "

Only if you stroke them lovely first

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?

I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere

lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting? "

What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scarlet...

Can I ask you a question?

Is this sam

Hang on... I’m asking the question!

(Yes)

I'm shaking in my boots

That’ll be the vodka

Nah come on Sam give me your question

Why have you used the startled by a finger up the bum emoji?

Always wondered what that emoji was. You make me a little nervous. Ask me your question. Let's get it over with

Oh.

There’s no need to be nervous, I’m actually a very nice man.

I just wanted to know what one thing in your life currently makes you the happiest?

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?

I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere

lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting?

What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now

Vodka Queen?? There are 2 then x

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Scarlet...

Can I ask you a question?

Is this sam

Hang on... I’m asking the question!

(Yes)

I'm shaking in my boots

That’ll be the vodka

Nah come on Sam give me your question

Why have you used the startled by a finger up the bum emoji?

Always wondered what that emoji was. You make me a little nervous. Ask me your question. Let's get it over with

Oh.

There’s no need to be nervous, I’m actually a very nice man.

I just wanted to know what one thing in your life currently makes you the happiest?"

Aw bless you. I've seen your work around the forum. Your funny believe me. My grandkids

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?

I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere

lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting?

What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now

Vodka Queen?? There are 2 then x

Bosom buddies

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By *he Happy ManMan over a year ago

Merseyside

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

If a guy invited you to his place for a 3 course meal what would you like for

Starter

Main course

Dessert

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

If a guy invited you to his place for a 3 course meal what would you like for

Starter

Main course

Dessert

Parma ham and melon BALLS

MEAT AND 2 VEG

HIM FOR DESSERT

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?

I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere

lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting?

What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now

Vodka Queen?? There are 2 then x

Bosom buddies

We can share the throne x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aw bless you. I've seen your work around the forum. Your funny looking believe me. My grandkids

P.s

I’ve fixed that statement for you.

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?

I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere

lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting?

What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now

Vodka Queen?? There are 2 then x

Bosom buddies

We can share the throne x"

Need a drinking contest for that

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

Aw bless you. I've seen your work around the forum. Your funny looking believe me. My grandkids

P.s

I’ve fixed that statement for you."

LMAO confused now. Blame the vodka

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?

I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere

lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting?

What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now

Vodka Queen?? There are 2 then x

Bosom buddies

We can share the throne x

Need a drinking contest for that

Bring it on. Shots and vodka? X

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?

I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere

lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting?

What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now

Vodka Queen?? There are 2 then x

Bosom buddies

We can share the throne x

Need a drinking contest for that

Bring it on. Shots and vodka? X"

Name your shot. Vodka a givem6

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I can do jaeger bombs till they come out my ears x

Not literally haha

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I can do jaeger bombs till they come out my ears x

Not literally haha"

Normally come from my nose or vomit next day. All good. Tequila I don't rem so maybe better

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I can do jaeger bombs till they come out my ears x

Not literally haha

Normally come from my nose or vomit next day. All good. Tequila I don't rem so maybe better

You vomit?! Heathen wasting the alcohol haha. I don't get hangovers, I just get tired the next day x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap

At least it's not tescos value vodka lol

Hmm just how d*unk are you

Whats the weirdest thing you have inserted into yourself sexually?

Whats the dirtiest thing you have ever done, and did you enjoy it?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I can do jaeger bombs till they come out my ears x

Not literally haha

Normally come from my nose or vomit next day. All good. Tequila I don't rem so maybe better

You vomit?! Heathen wasting the alcohol haha. I don't get hangovers, I just get tired the next day x"

Hair of the dog woman

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

There's been a murder in the Fab Forums - answer in Cluedo style, who did it, where, and with what?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap

At least it's not tescos value vodka lol

Hmm just how d*unk are you

Whats the weirdest thing you have inserted into yourself sexually?

Whats the dirtiest thing you have ever done, and did you enjoy it? "

Not d*unk at all

Spatula

Orgie involved 6 guys 3 women. I got the good end of the stick

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"There's been a murder in the Fab Forums - answer in Cluedo style, who did it, where, and with what?"

Miss scarlet

Study

Candlestick

She enjoyed it too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap

At least it's not tescos value vodka lol

Hmm just how d*unk are you

Whats the weirdest thing you have inserted into yourself sexually?

Whats the dirtiest thing you have ever done, and did you enjoy it?

Not d*unk at all

Spatula

Orgie involved 6 guys 3 women. I got the good end of the stick

Spatula

Not d*unk at all? How much have you had?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap

At least it's not tescos value vodka lol

Hmm just how d*unk are you

Whats the weirdest thing you have inserted into yourself sexually?

Whats the dirtiest thing you have ever done, and did you enjoy it?

Not d*unk at all

Spatula

Orgie involved 6 guys 3 women. I got the good end of the stick

Spatula

Not d*unk at all? How much have you had? "

I'm fine now. You never had a spatula

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By *_91Man over a year ago

manchester

How much more vodka until you’d contemplate chatting with me?

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By *entakuruMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you?

No do you want to give it a go

But of course

How does it work

It's one of those things you can't put into text, it's a combination of careful eye focusing and latent telekinetic ability...

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"How much more vodka until you’d contemplate chatting with me?

Not had enough yet. Try again in the morning

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you?

No do you want to give it a go

But of course

How does it work

It's one of those things you can't put into text, it's a combination of careful eye focusing and latent telekinetic ability... "

Sorry don't speak your language

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By *entakuruMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you?

No do you want to give it a go

But of course

How does it work

It's one of those things you can't put into text, it's a combination of careful eye focusing and latent telekinetic ability...

Sorry don't speak your language

Exactly! Less talk more action etc

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you?

No do you want to give it a go

But of course

How does it work

It's one of those things you can't put into text, it's a combination of careful eye focusing and latent telekinetic ability...

Sorry don't speak your language

Exactly! Less talk more action etc

I can do the splits

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By *entakuruMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you?

No do you want to give it a go

But of course

How does it work

It's one of those things you can't put into text, it's a combination of careful eye focusing and latent telekinetic ability...

Sorry don't speak your language

Exactly! Less talk more action etc

I can do the splits

I can try; but it mightn't end well...

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you?

No do you want to give it a go

But of course

How does it work

It's one of those things you can't put into text, it's a combination of careful eye focusing and latent telekinetic ability...

Sorry don't speak your language

Exactly! Less talk more action etc

I can do the splits

I can try; but it mightn't end well...

Vodka helps for the pain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

"
does one like hot food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much vodka have you drank? X

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

does one like hot food "

Prefer it cooked yes

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"How much vodka have you drank? X"

Enough to sober me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

does one like hot food

Prefer it cooked yes

"
I mean spicy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much vodka have you drank? X

Enough to sober me up

Half a bottle of whiskey and I’m having to retype all of this and re read

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

does one like hot food

Prefer it cooked yes

I mean spicy "

It gives me the shits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

does one like hot food

Prefer it cooked yes

I mean spicy

It gives me the shits

Ditto

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"How much vodka have you drank? X

Enough to sober me up

Half a bottle of whiskey and I’m having to retype all of this and re read

Your pissed then light weight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

does one like hot food

Prefer it cooked yes

I mean spicy

It gives me the shits

"
and that's too much info

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How much vodka have you drank? X

Enough to sober me up

Half a bottle of whiskey and I’m having to retype all of this and re read

Your pissed then light weight

Very true but it’s a cheaper night for me lol I’ll carry on until I pass out. Competition time?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

does one like hot food

Prefer it cooked yes

I mean spicy

It gives me the shits

and that's too much info "

It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

does one like hot food

Prefer it cooked yes

I mean spicy

It gives me the shits

and that's too much info

It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail

"
no I'm done

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By *owithflow321Man over a year ago

Molesey

Scarlet

Why do you think some men pay for sex but few women do? I do realise that if a woman wants it they can easily get it but would they pay?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"How much vodka have you drank? X

Enough to sober me up

Half a bottle of whiskey and I’m having to retype all of this and re read

Your pissed then light weight

Very true but it’s a cheaper night for me lol I’ll carry on until I pass out. Competition time? "

Jesus mate your not on my level. I'm on the table and your underneath. No competition. I won. Gold trophy here

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

does one like hot food

Prefer it cooked yes

I mean spicy

It gives me the shits

and that's too much info

It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail

no I'm done "

Nite love

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"Scarlet

Why do you think some men pay for sex but few women do? I do realise that if a woman wants it they can easily get it but would they pay?

Men pay for kinky stuff I expect.

I'd never pay. I've Norman and he does it for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

does one like hot food

Prefer it cooked yes

I mean spicy

It gives me the shits

and that's too much info

It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail

No details scare him. Nope I’m not to bad yet 8 pints half a bottle of whiskey. The competition is on!!!!

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By *sa_curiousMan over a year ago

Waterford

What's your most shocking fantasy?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

does one like hot food

Prefer it cooked yes

I mean spicy

It gives me the shits

and that's too much info

It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail

No details scare him. Nope I’m not to bad yet 8 pints half a bottle of whiskey. The competition is on!!!! "

Can tell your from Birmingham lol. Bradford lass here you've no chance. Quit now

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"What's your most shocking fantasy?"

Waking up in the morning and I've dreamed all this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's your most shocking fantasy?

Waking up in the morning and I've dreamed all this

"
vodka for ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

does one like hot food

Prefer it cooked yes

I mean spicy

It gives me the shits

and that's too much info

It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail

No details scare him. Nope I’m not to bad yet 8 pints half a bottle of whiskey. The competition is on!!!!

Can tell your from Birmingham lol. Bradford lass here you've no chance. Quit now

Brummy lad through and through blue in my veins. No quit in this blue nose. I get d*unk quick but never stop x

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

does one like hot food

Prefer it cooked yes

I mean spicy

It gives me the shits

and that's too much info

It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail

No details scare him. Nope I’m not to bad yet 8 pints half a bottle of whiskey. The competition is on!!!!

Can tell your from Birmingham lol. Bradford lass here you've no chance. Quit now

Brummy lad through and through blue in my veins. No quit in this blue nose. I get d*unk quick but never stop x"

Stupid as well

Bless you. Green arrow me please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

. Oh Scarlet one, how can I get the guy I want on Fab to notice me to notice me???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

. Oh Scarlet one, how can I get the guy I want on Fab to notice me to notice me???"
message him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in

does one like hot food

Prefer it cooked yes

I mean spicy

It gives me the shits

and that's too much info

It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail

No details scare him. Nope I’m not to bad yet 8 pints half a bottle of whiskey. The competition is on!!!!

Can tell your from Birmingham lol. Bradford lass here you've no chance. Quit now

Brummy lad through and through blue in my veins. No quit in this blue nose. I get d*unk quick but never stop x

Stupid as well

Bless you. Green arrow me please

Definitely stupid

But still ready to compete with scarlet x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

. Oh Scarlet one, how can I get the guy I want on Fab to notice me to notice me??? message him "

You Scarlet? Already did that...

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman over a year ago

somewhere

. Oh Scarlet one, how can I get the guy I want on Fab to notice me to notice me???"

Whisper in my ear and I'll tell him. On the other hand be outright and say you want his manhood

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