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over a year ago
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"Try again, this time without typos....
I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.
To what end?"
Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea. |
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"Try again, this time without typos....
I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.
To what end?
Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea. "
Can you sort a few seagulls out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try again, this time without typos....
I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.
To what end?
Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea. "
I thought you might be doing corrective surgery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can also insult anyone to their face, but I make it sound like a joke so well, they dont even realise
Really "
I did it with you, didn't expect you to notice though  |
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"I can also insult anyone to their face, but I make it sound like a joke so well, they dont even realise
Really
I did it with you, didn't expect you to notice though "
I'm smarter than the average bear |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can also insult anyone to their face, but I make it sound like a joke so well, they dont even realise
Really
I did it with you, didn't expect you to notice though
I'm smarter than the average bear "
And once again, my talent comes to light  |
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"what’s your talent
Come on please do share  "
I can turn a length of cord into handcuffs quicker than someone can say handcuffs.
I'm pretty proficient with more than 20 Japanese weapons.
I can Tango.
I can't do all of those things at the same time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"what’s your talent
Come on please do share
I can turn a length of cord into handcuffs quicker than someone can say handcuffs.
I'm pretty proficient with more than 20 Japanese weapons.
I can Tango.
I can't do all of those things at the same time."
And why not |
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"I can also insult anyone to their face, but I make it sound like a joke so well, they dont even realise
Really
I did it with you, didn't expect you to notice though
I'm smarter than the average bear
And once again, my talent comes to light "
Thought your talent was a poo knife |
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"what’s your talent
Come on please do share
I can turn a length of cord into handcuffs quicker than someone can say handcuffs.
I'm pretty proficient with more than 20 Japanese weapons.
I can Tango.
I can't do all of those things at the same time.
And why not "
I'm a man. We can't multi task. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can also insult anyone to their face, but I make it sound like a joke so well, they dont even realise
Really
I did it with you, didn't expect you to notice though
I'm smarter than the average bear
And once again, my talent comes to light
Thought your talent was a poo knife "
Apparently were not allowed to talk about the poo knife |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try again, this time without typos....
I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.
To what end?
Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea.
I thought you might be doing corrective surgery "
You mean corrective eye surgery? That's my backup plan for when the crime fighting winds down in a few years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can put men off me. By say 3 little words  
I'm constipated, will you work it out with your dick, is a lot more than 3 words
That's was a joke  "
oranges  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try again, this time without typos....
I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.
To what end?
Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea.
I thought you might be doing corrective surgery
You mean corrective eye surgery? That's my backup plan for when the crime fighting winds down in a few years. "
I forgot to put eye surgery.
You could also do a laser show during fireworks night and New Year's Eve to get some pocket money |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try again, this time without typos....
I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.
To what end?
Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea.
I thought you might be doing corrective surgery
You mean corrective eye surgery? That's my backup plan for when the crime fighting winds down in a few years.
I forgot to put eye surgery.
You could also do a laser show during fireworks night and New Year's Eve to get some pocket money "
Think of the children!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try again, this time without typos....
I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.
To what end?
Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea.
I thought you might be doing corrective surgery
You mean corrective eye surgery? That's my backup plan for when the crime fighting winds down in a few years.
I forgot to put eye surgery.
You could also do a laser show during fireworks night and New Year's Eve to get some pocket money
Think of the children! "
I am! They love a laser show |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try again, this time without typos....
I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.
To what end?
Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea.
I thought you might be doing corrective surgery
You mean corrective eye surgery? That's my backup plan for when the crime fighting winds down in a few years.
I forgot to put eye surgery.
You could also do a laser show during fireworks night and New Year's Eve to get some pocket money
Think of the children!
I am! They love a laser show"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have been told I have the ability to cook restaurant quality smoked bbq ribs and sour dough pizza.
Tonight it's bbq pulled pork. First time 20 hour cook |
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