Having learned what "figging" is this morning (see the relevant thread), I'm frequently surprised by things people do for sexual pleasure that would never even have occurred to me, but enough people do them for them to acquire a name.
Let's invent some bizarre sexual practices and see what catches on. If you have a name but no definition (or vice versa), give us what you've got for forumites to fill in the blanks. |
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Shredding.
Masturbating into a paper-shredder and chasing it with your todger for a bit of extra zing. Hardcore shredders alternate pressing the forward and reverse buttons in quick succession. Some practise the shredding equivalent of deep-throating. |
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"Getting a fresh fish from the fishmongers then putting your cock into its gaping mouth (preferably when you get home)
And it should be called angling"
 my mate Marc does that when it is market day |
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"Getting a fresh fish from the fishmongers then putting your cock into its gaping mouth (preferably when you get home)
And it should be called angling
my mate Marc does that when it is market day "
Oh so it’s mainstream already.  |
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"Having learned what "figging" is this morning (see the relevant thread), I'm frequently surprised by things people do for sexual pleasure that would never even have occurred to me, but enough people do them for them to acquire a name.
Let's invent some bizarre sexual practices and see what catches on. If you have a name but no definition (or vice versa), give us what you've got for forumites to fill in the blanks."
is figging where you go on a DATE and it gets hot and she's like a dried prune?  |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"Getting a fresh fish from the fishmongers then putting your cock into its gaping mouth (preferably when you get home)
And it should be called angling
my mate Marc does that when it is market day
Oh so it’s mainstream already. "
Has he tried a Halibuttplug  |
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Paper-jamming
A role-play in which one partner dresses up as a photocopier engineer and attempts to remove a badly-wedged piece of paper from the orifice of their partner, without ripping it and leaving some in there.
Women who can take A3 are highly prized in this field. |
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Bukkake fans:
4 blokes stand behind a desk fan with one lucky receiver in front of it. As they jizz onto the back of the blades the baby batter speeds up and gets flung towards the recipient at high speed, splattering in the manner of a Jackson Pollock painting using only cream paint |
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