Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?
Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead. |
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"Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?
Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead. "
I know Derek from Stevenage! Lovely chap |
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"Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?
Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead. "
OI! Don't you disrespect Derek from Stevenage!
The man has been through a lot and we should all be blessed he's still here |
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"Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?
Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead.
I know Derek from Stevenage! Lovely chap "
Then why did he block me for saying I’d fuck him.  |
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"Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?
Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead.
I know Derek from Stevenage! Lovely chap
Then why did he block me for saying I’d fuck him. "
Ah did you not send him a cock pic? They all love a bit of cock in Stevenage |
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"Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?
Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead.
I know Derek from Stevenage! Lovely chap
Then why did he block me for saying I’d fuck him. "
He was once beaten half to death by a gang of thugs wielding _iddlesticks.
He hasn't been the same since |
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"Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?
Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead.
I know Derek from Stevenage! Lovely chap
Then why did he block me for saying I’d fuck him.
He was once beaten half to death by a gang of thugs wielding _iddlesticks.
He hasn't been the same since"
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Derek has been reading this and has asked if I would respond on his behalf as he doesn’t want to get into a cat fight
Derek says he is honoured he has been brought into this thread and it has brought back many fond memories of the wonderful cock photos he has been sent and he would like to point out that although he is not hemoglobic and welcomes sexi photos from all of the fabulous people of fab he would prefer more ladies sexi time photos
derek also informs me his email is down and asked if I wouldn’t mind passing the photos onto him ,if you wonderful ladies would send them to me I will send them directly to him without even viewing them.
Derek thanks you  |
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"Derek has been reading this and has asked if I would respond on his behalf as he doesn’t want to get into a cat fight
Derek says he is honoured he has been brought into this thread and it has brought back many fond memories of the wonderful cock photos he has been sent and he would like to point out that although he is not hemoglobic and welcomes sexi photos from all of the fabulous people of fab he would prefer more ladies sexi time photos
derek also informs me his email is down and asked if I wouldn’t mind passing the photos onto him ,if you wonderful ladies would send them to me I will send them directly to him without even viewing them.
Derek thanks you "
How beautifully selfless of you.
Going out of your way to help Derek from Stevenage with no ulterior motive |
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"Derek has been reading this and has asked if I would respond on his behalf as he doesn’t want to get into a cat fight
Derek says he is honoured he has been brought into this thread and it has brought back many fond memories of the wonderful cock photos he has been sent and he would like to point out that although he is not hemoglobic and welcomes sexi photos from all of the fabulous people of fab he would prefer more ladies sexi time photos
derek also informs me his email is down and asked if I wouldn’t mind passing the photos onto him ,if you wonderful ladies would send them to me I will send them directly to him without even viewing them.
Derek thanks you
How beautifully selfless of you.
Going out of your way to help Derek from Stevenage with no ulterior motive
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