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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I come do one of those balloon burlesque acts? "
Of course you can
If you have an act, you get your own changing area away from Torch's cheap whores |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will sing Live is a losing game a la Amy Winehouse. I can also walk very fast and eat a lot of After Eights. Let nobody say I'm not talented "
Can you do all 3 at once though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will sing Live is a losing game a la Amy Winehouse. I can also walk very fast and eat a lot of After Eights. Let nobody say I'm not talented
Can you do all 3 at once though? "
She has to 'walk off' all the After Eights she scoffed and didn't share  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, I just remembered the magic word.....CAKE 
There's always CAKE
Pizza AND Cake though
Even better!"
I want a pizza now, and live miles away from town and no delivery services where I live  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Awkwardness "
There's a fast walking woman who reeks of peppermint, another with balloons over her fanny and another pissed in the corner going oooarrr oooarr
I think that's enough awkwardness for one party |
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"Awkwardness
There's a fast walking woman who reeks of peppermint, another with balloons over her fanny and another pissed in the corner going oooarrr oooarr
I think that's enough awkwardness for one party "
That's a standard Friday night round here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh, I just remembered the magic word.....CAKE
There's always CAKE
Pizza AND Cake though
Even better!
I want a pizza now, and live miles away from town and no delivery services where I live "
Not that I wish to make matters worse, but I discovered last night that the Asda near me does a pizza meal deal in the cafe
1/4 of a 16" pizza, chips, soft drink and a 100ml ben & jerrys for a fiver
No candles or napkins though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, I just remembered the magic word.....CAKE
There's always CAKE
Pizza AND Cake though
Even better!
I want a pizza now, and live miles away from town and no delivery services where I live
Not that I wish to make matters worse, but I discovered last night that the Asda near me does a pizza meal deal in the cafe
1/4 of a 16" pizza, chips, soft drink and a 100ml ben & jerrys for a fiver
No candles or napkins though "
Thanks for that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could bring some Welsh people
I say bring...they've started following me everywhere."
It's your own fault
You brought it on yourself
I believe you do have a look of Max Boyce? |
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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago
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"... come hear the music play
Life is a Fabaret old chum
Come join the Fabaret!
What's your act?
What are you bringing to the party?"
I love that film!! You got me singing! Albeit badly.
I bring to the party.....ear plugs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"... come hear the music play
Life is a Fabaret old chum
Come join the Fabaret!
What's your act?
What are you bringing to the party?
I love that film!! You got me singing! Albeit badly.
I bring to the party.....ear plugs. "
Yay me too
It's shower singing music |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll bring my guitar and we can sing Kumbaya 
At the after party, round the camp fire? "
I do enjoy a sing-song around a camp fire, but it wouldn’t really be Kumbaya |
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I shall waggle my left ear while tieing knots in cherry stems with my tongue, balanced on one leg, spinning a hula hoop.
If it all goes horribly wrong I shall then pretend it was supposed to be a contortionist act |
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