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The best things about having sex with yourself..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just for the craic...

- you don’t have to get the gardeners in to tidy up your bits

- you always cum first

Over to you guys x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always feel like you have done a good job

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

No one sees your cum face!,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just for the craic...

- you don’t have to get the gardeners in to tidy up your bits

- you always cum first

Over to you guys x"

There's no problem with coming cumming first

Only yourself to please

You can go again as many times as you want.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

You don't have to wait for others to get their shit together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You can look like pig shit, and still get your sexy on.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

It’s sex with the one you love the most!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real ones don’t vibrate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t have to talk to anyone

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

I don't have to talk to myself politely after, I can roll over and sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't have to lie in the wet patch.

But you can if you want.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

You don't get a tut and roll off the eyes when you fall asleep after

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

The relief (for a while) afterwards!

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

No make up

No shaving

Hair can be greasebound if I want

I can basically look like shit x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Over and done with in 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Over and done with in 10 minutes "

10! That’s ages! I’m going again by then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Over and done with in 10 minutes

10! That’s ages! I’m going again by then!"

Good for you

I'm broken

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Over and done with in 10 minutes

10! That’s ages! I’m going again by then!"

*monkey makes a note*

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

You can go as long as you like and not have to wait for recovery time

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Over and done with in 10 minutes

10! That’s ages! I’m going again by then!

Good for you

I'm broken

If it helps you’re not alone....

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I never turn myself down

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Never had any complaints yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can cum and then cry because you feel lonely

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Don't have to get dressed and go home......bliss

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By *REEDOMatVACouple over a year ago

Suffolk/ Essex

You dont get sweat dripped all over you. You dont have to tactically tell yourself how you need it doing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a shower and shave , get my best clothes on take myself out for a drive, later dinner , hen home to sit in front of the fire with wine and chocs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's great exercise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's great exercise

Thought you were giving up for 6 weeks?!

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

You don't get any dirty looks or disapproving comments when you wipe it on the curtains afterwards

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm amazing in the sack...

Not so good at the egg and spoon

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS over a year ago

Huddersfield

You know there is no condition attached after!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't have to sleep on a wet patch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don’t get upset with yourself when you just roll over and go to sleep afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You don't get any dirty looks or disapproving comments when you wipe it on the curtains afterwards"

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By *rwolfMan over a year ago

bristol

Best thing about having sex with myself?

Wish I knew, even my hand knocks me back lol

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'm amazing in the sack...

Not so good at the egg and spoon

Haaaaa

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

There's nobody you need to apologise to afterwards

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By *V-AliceTV/TS over a year ago

Ayr

As Woody Allen said - it's sex with someone you love.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can get myself pissed then take advantage

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