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By *TkitkatWoman
over a year ago
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First time my fella got in the shower with me for a soap and a scrub, got carried away, slipped inside from behind, I had my foot on the shelf we used for razors/shampoo, snapped it, lacerated my leg. Killed the mood and ended up in A&E for steristrips. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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First time my fella got in the shower with me for a soap and a scrub, got carried away, slipped inside from behind, I had my foot on the shelf we used for razors/shampoo, snapped it, lacerated my leg. Killed the mood and ended up in A&E for steristrips. [/Oh no bet that dampened the mood ]  |
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I'm really clumsy so accidental headbutts are a regular occurrence.
Once happened in a posh hotel with a roll top bath in the bedroom. I brought my head up n collided with the guy, he staggered backwards, landed in the bath, legs akimbo.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I'm really clumsy so accidental headbutts are a regular occurrence.
Once happened in a posh hotel with a roll top bath in the bedroom. I brought my head up n collided with the guy, he staggered backwards, landed in the bath, legs akimbo.
Hahaha bless him, sounds like a clash of personalities too me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My FB and myself in a hotel room I started a heavy period.....
Left next morning the room looked like a zombie had thrown up... 
Yikes  kinda sounds like an art exhibition I saw once |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got my bed cleaned and my girlfriend pooed on it during anal.
Did you shout ‘shit the bed’ and give yourself a dirty sanchez?"
No. I am less curious about doing it now.
I can rim a woman no problem. I can give anal if she wants...
But I won't be doing anal on my clean bed again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She tried using her dildo on my arse the same size of my cock ... When my hole parted it gave way to the dildo she rammed it in and I fell forward in pain shooting the thing out hitting her face almost knocking her out with it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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She tried using her dildo on my arse the same size of my cock ... When my hole parted it gave way to the dildo she rammed it in and I fell forward in pain shooting the thing out hitting her face almost knocking her out with it
Aha torpedo incoming. Wonder what would off happened if it was bigger |
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