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over a year ago
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I'd be a dog.
You can go sleep where you like
go to the toilet and fart where you want and someone else gets the blame
lick your own bits in front of an envious crowd
Hump an attractive womans leg and just get giggled at
poke your nose up a womans skirt
run around like a loony
all that and you still get loved |
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A sparrow. We have lots in our garden because we feed them. They seem to look happy, i like the way they move about so quick, and it must be great being able to fly. |
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"A sparrow. We have lots in our garden because we feed them. They seem to look happy, i like the way they move about so quick, and it must be great being able to fly." Apart from the one who's arse was sticking out of my motors grill. Didn't ask it but didn't look to happy |
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"I'd be a dog.
You can go sleep where you like
go to the toilet and fart where you want and someone else gets the blame
lick your own bits in front of an envious crowd
Hump an attractive womans leg and just get giggled at
poke your nose up a womans skirt
run around like a loony
all that and you still get loved "
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