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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Last night, while stumbling around in the dark, I found my face becoming closely acquainted with my bedroom door frame. As a result I now seem to sporting a impressive black eye (Which hurts like hell by the way)
Facing the inevitable barrage of 'Dude...er...what happened to your face', I was wondering if my fellow Fabsters could use their imaginations to come up with a more exciting explanation then my nocturnal clumsiness  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last night, while stumbling around in the dark, I found my face becoming closely acquainted with my bedroom door frame. As a result I now seem to sporting a impressive black eye (Which hurts like hell by the way)
Facing the inevitable barrage of 'Dude...er...what happened to your face', I was wondering if my fellow Fabsters could use their imaginations to come up with a more exciting explanation then my nocturnal clumsiness "
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By (user no longer on site)
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How about... you fell to your knees too quickly at the local glory hole, the erect penis on offer from the glory hole stuck your eye, the effects would have been worse but the facial you later received took the swelling down?
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"How about... you fell to your knees too quickly at the local glory hole, the erect penis on offer from the glory hole stuck your eye, the effects would have been worse but the facial you later received took the swelling down?
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