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I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing. "
That was surprisingly easy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing.
That was surprisingly easy"
Hold on, what music do you like?
Don't say trance |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing.
That was surprisingly easy
Hold on, what music do you like?
Don't say trance"
Indie/rock mostly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing.
That was surprisingly easy
Hold on, what music do you like?
Don't say trance
Indie/rock mostly. "
I can live with that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll do it for a snog
Much cheaper and less effort then Rubi, you may have yourself a deal"
She’s got better boobs than me though. That’s gonna win every time   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll do it for a snog
Much cheaper and less effort then Rubi, you may have yourself a deal"
Well bugger you then!
Nora please eat lots of garlic and onion before you go. You don't need to brush your teeth either. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ll do it for a snog
Much cheaper and less effort then Rubi, you may have yourself a deal
Well bugger you then!
Nora please eat lots of garlic and onion before you go. You don't need to brush your teeth either. "
Garlic and onions, my favourite smell  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ll do it for a snog
Much cheaper and less effort then Rubi, you may have yourself a deal
Well bugger you then!
Nora please eat lots of garlic and onion before you go. You don't need to brush your teeth either. "
I only brush them once a month anyway I’ll make sure it’s nearing the end of the month  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ya can come round and do my ironing I got the added bonus of a huge rock and indie collection name a band I've probably got it "
Only if you promise not to shackle me to the cross  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ya can come round and do my ironing I got the added bonus of a huge rock and indie collection name a band I've probably got it
Only if you promise not to shackle me to the cross "
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing. "
I hope your phone doesn't ring while you are pissed and ironing. We don't want any accidents. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing.
I hope your phone doesn't ring while you are pissed and ironing. We don't want any accidents. "
My phone won't ring, only Cake has my number and he never calls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ya can come round and do my ironing I got the added bonus of a huge rock and indie collection name a band I've probably got it
Only if you promise not to shackle me to the cross "
hmm mm well ya better do a good job lol usually I'm the one shackled to the cross |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ya can come round and do my ironing I got the added bonus of a huge rock and indie collection name a band I've probably got it
Only if you promise not to shackle me to the cross
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I'll shackle you to me cross instead ???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing.
I hope your phone doesn't ring while you are pissed and ironing. We don't want any accidents.
My phone won't ring, only Cake has my number and he never calls "
I just send penis portraits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Baleclava
Blow torch
mold grips
Im frightened, but intrigued dont be scared im sure they wont hurt you too much  "
Me and pain are old friends
Hoorah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ya can come round and do my ironing I got the added bonus of a huge rock and indie collection name a band I've probably got it
Only if you promise not to shackle me to the cross hmm mm well ya better do a good job lol usually I'm the one shackled to the cross "
That works, I'll do that and you can watch me iron. I'll use you to hang things off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing.
I hope your phone doesn't ring while you are pissed and ironing. We don't want any accidents.
My phone won't ring, only Cake has my number and he never calls
I just send penis portraits "
I like the ones you did in charcoal the best. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Baleclava
Blow torch
mold grips
Im frightened, but intrigued dont be scared im sure they wont hurt you too much
Me and pain are old friends
Hoorah!"
go get him girls bring him to his boney knees |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing.
I hope your phone doesn't ring while you are pissed and ironing. We don't want any accidents.
My phone won't ring, only Cake has my number and he never calls
I just send penis portraits
I like the ones you did in charcoal the best. "
Actually, it was me who was covered in charcoal, i took a picture then put a black and white filter over the top.
Little tip there to get you through art school |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ya can come round and do my ironing I got the added bonus of a huge rock and indie collection name a band I've probably got it
Only if you promise not to shackle me to the cross hmm mm well ya better do a good job lol usually I'm the one shackled to the cross
That works, I'll do that and you can watch me iron. I'll use you to hang things off. "
mmmm we can do that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ya can come round and do my ironing I got the added bonus of a huge rock and indie collection name a band I've probably got it
Only if you promise not to shackle me to the cross hmm mm well ya better do a good job lol usually I'm the one shackled to the cross
That works, I'll do that and you can watch me iron. I'll use you to hang things off. mmmm we can do that "
Wow, you are just up for anything arent you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing.
I hope your phone doesn't ring while you are pissed and ironing. We don't want any accidents.
My phone won't ring, only Cake has my number and he never calls
I just send penis portraits
I like the ones you did in charcoal the best.
Actually, it was me who was covered in charcoal, i took a picture then put a black and white filter over the top.
Little tip there to get you through art school"
Thanks oh mighty fountain of knowledge. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing.
I hope your phone doesn't ring while you are pissed and ironing. We don't want any accidents.
My phone won't ring, only Cake has my number and he never calls
I just send penis portraits
I like the ones you did in charcoal the best.
Actually, it was me who was covered in charcoal, i took a picture then put a black and white filter over the top.
Little tip there to get you through art school
Thanks oh mighty fountain of knowledge. "
I am, as some might say, modest with god like intelligence |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ya can come round and do my ironing I got the added bonus of a huge rock and indie collection name a band I've probably got it
Only if you promise not to shackle me to the cross hmm mm well ya better do a good job lol usually I'm the one shackled to the cross
That works, I'll do that and you can watch me iron. I'll use you to hang things off. mmmm we can do that
Wow, you are just up for anything arent you? "
always up for anything dude who wants to stay vanilla all the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing.
I hope your phone doesn't ring while you are pissed and ironing. We don't want any accidents.
My phone won't ring, only Cake has my number and he never calls
I just send penis portraits
I like the ones you did in charcoal the best.
Actually, it was me who was covered in charcoal, i took a picture then put a black and white filter over the top.
Little tip there to get you through art school
Thanks oh mighty fountain of knowledge.
I am, as some might say, modest with god like intelligence "
Oddest with cod like intelligence. Your autocorrect is clearly playing up. |
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing.
I hope your phone doesn't ring while you are pissed and ironing. We don't want any accidents.
My phone won't ring, only Cake has my number and he never calls
I just send penis portraits
I like the ones you did in charcoal the best.
Actually, it was me who was covered in charcoal, i took a picture then put a black and white filter over the top.
Little tip there to get you through art school
Thanks oh mighty fountain of knowledge.
I am, as some might say, modest with god like intelligence "
Just made me laugh. Was they on about loki |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ya can come round and do my ironing I got the added bonus of a huge rock and indie collection name a band I've probably got it
Only if you promise not to shackle me to the cross
I'll shackle you to me cross instead ????"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I quite like ironing. You provide the alcohol and munchies and a decent playlist and I'm there.
I'd do your most important stuff first, once I'm pissed I may not be the best at ironing.
I hope your phone doesn't ring while you are pissed and ironing. We don't want any accidents.
My phone won't ring, only Cake has my number and he never calls
I just send penis portraits
I like the ones you did in charcoal the best.
Actually, it was me who was covered in charcoal, i took a picture then put a black and white filter over the top.
Little tip there to get you through art school
Thanks oh mighty fountain of knowledge.
I am, as some might say, modest with god like intelligence
Oddest with cod like intelligence. Your autocorrect is clearly playing up. "
bitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ya can come round and do my ironing I got the added bonus of a huge rock and indie collection name a band I've probably got it
Only if you promise not to shackle me to the cross
I'll shackle you to me cross instead ????
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unless you wanna switch places |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll do it for a snog
ffs dont be THAT easy for him!!!!
What are you offering?
ohhhh i am a posh cuntry bint i come with very expensive tastes lol "
dont give me that, all posh birds love a bit rough and ready every now and again. Just look at Grease, or The Notebook |
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"Ya can come round and do my ironing I got the added bonus of a huge rock and indie collection name a band I've probably got it
Only if you promise not to shackle me to the cross
I'll shackle you to me cross instead ????
unless you wanna switch places "
I’m more likely to consider that |
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