"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx"
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx
Woke up with a werthers original and a gas bill stuck to my face...."
I'm licking crisps of my phone. You are my funny person  |
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx
Woke up with a werthers original and a gas bill stuck to my face....
I'm licking crisps of my phone. You are my funny person "
Beats you licking my windows for a change  |
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx"
What flavour? |
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx
Woke up with a werthers original and a gas bill stuck to my face....
I'm licking crisps of my phone. You are my funny person
Beats you licking my windows for a change "
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx
Woke up with a werthers original and a gas bill stuck to my face...."
Couldn’t be bothered to wash my hair this morning so used the old age trick of sprinkling a little talcum powder on my scalp. The top fell off the talc, I have black hair. Sigh. |
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx
What flavour?
Salt and vinegar tits. I crack myself up "
Think yourself lucky
If they'd been smoky bacon I'd have been round for a root meself |
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx
Woke up with a werthers original and a gas bill stuck to my face....
Couldn’t be bothered to wash my hair this morning so used the old age trick of sprinkling a little talcum powder on my scalp. The top fell off the talc, I have black hair. Sigh."
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx
What flavour?
Salt and vinegar tits. I crack myself up
Think yourself lucky
If they'd been smoky bacon I'd have been round for a root meself "
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx
What flavour?
Salt and vinegar tits. I crack myself up "
Mnnnn my favourite |
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx
What flavour?
Salt and vinegar tits. I crack myself up
Mnnnn my favourite "
Haha a bit of boob sweat too |
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx
What flavour?
Salt and vinegar tits. I crack myself up
Mnnnn my favourite
Haha a bit of boob sweat too "
Lol hope the crisps won't go soggy  |
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx
What flavour?
Salt and vinegar tits. I crack myself up
Mnnnn my favourite
Haha a bit of boob sweat too
Lol hope the crisps won't go soggy "
What's wrong with soggy |
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