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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool

OK so last time I did this is was quite fun but rather tame. Some of you act mean and tough but deep down you are too nice really.

So go on, try it. Do your worst.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Get some colour in there, it’s not 1965

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well here we go , you jolly well asked for it .

It's a great profile dear chap , excellently taken pictures that I'm sure delight the ladies

Well done you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You keep hiding your penis which makes me think it's small

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No. I'm too good at being brutal. I'll find myself at the wrong end of a Moderator most likey, even though you're asking for it.. plus.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Well here we go , you jolly well asked for it .

It's a great profile dear chap , excellently taken pictures that I'm sure delight the ladies

Well done you "

If you say that with a sarcastic tone and I'll have to take offense to that

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"You keep hiding your penis which makes me think it's small "

It is, clearly, it is easy to hide

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"No. I'm too good at being brutal. I'll find myself at the wrong end of a Moderator most likey, even though you're asking for it.. plus."

Feel free to do it in a pm.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Get some colour in there, it’s not 1965 "

But black and white makes everything look classy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get some colour in there, it’s not 1965

But black and white makes everything look classy. "

Which means you probably have no class

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d have a go but to be honest I really like your pics. If I am genuinely roasting someone it is not tame. Can’t fake it though haha.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Get some colour in there, it’s not 1965

But black and white makes everything look classy.

Which means you probably have no class "

Oh! The best so far

This is most definitely true

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’d have a go but to be honest I really like your pics. If I am genuinely roasting someone it is not tame. Can’t fake it though haha. "

Damn, not even a little one?

Thanks man, appreciate it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make sure you wash that tea cosy before you give it back to your mom....Oh and the fact you cover your chiplolata sausage with one hand says it all....You have the figure of a girl and your pics offend my eyes....In fact I hope you step on a Lego brick and break your bum hole elastic on a cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well here we go , you jolly well asked for it .

It's a great profile dear chap , excellently taken pictures that I'm sure delight the ladies

Well done you

If you say that with a sarcastic tone and I'll have to take offense to that"

all said with a jolly heart and smile

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"Get some colour in there, it’s not 1965

But black and white makes everything look classy. "

Who said black and white looks classy? If you’re meeting a colour blind Woman you’ll be fine. If she sees colour she’s in for a shock

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman  over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Claiming you are very endowed but you can clasp the cock with those small hands.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Make sure you wash that tea cosy before you give it back to your mom....Oh and the fact you cover your chiplolata sausage with one hand says it all....You have the figure of a girl and your pics offend my eyes....In fact I hope you step on a Lego brick and break your bum hole elastic on a cucumber "

Well that was a bit uncalled for, was only for a bit of fun. Always one thst takes it too far! The Lego is a bit extreme isn't it.

It is my own tea cosy, for your information haha

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Claiming you are very endowed but you can clasp the cock with those small hands. "

To be fair I state "these are things that do not describe me" haha

Oh it's tiny, really tiny. Bit harsh about my hands being small though.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

That bush needs closer trimming, it’s not 1985

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shit cock

Shit muscles

Shit pyjamas

Sorry OP you asked

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Shit cock

Shit muscles

Shit pyjamas

Sorry OP you asked "

Woah! Let's leave the pyjamas out of this shall we, they did nothing wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shit cock

Shit muscles

Shit pyjamas

Sorry OP you asked

Woah! Let's leave the pyjamas out of this shall we, they did nothing wrong. "

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"That bush needs closer trimming, it’s not 1985 "

But if I trim it, I won't be able to hide how small my cock truely is. Though I guess it might look bigger if I do.

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By *ublinGirl92Woman  over a year ago

Hell

There's some typos but actually I'm surprised because I really like your profile and your on my hotlist now.

I know I was meant to roast you but I don't have anything negative to say.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Absolutely live this bloke. By the way in twatted

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"Absolutely live this bloke. By the way in twatted "
We live lu tu...hic

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"There's some typos but actually I'm surprised because I really like your profile and your on my hotlist now.

I know I was meant to roast you but I don't have anything negative to say. "

Ah shit, is there? I'll have to fix that. I'm a trainee in the spelling and grammer police force.

That aside haha thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pyjamas and joggers? Do you only dress nice for funerals?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Make sure you wash that tea cosy before you give it back to your mom....Oh and the fact you cover your chiplolata sausage with one hand says it all....You have the figure of a girl and your pics offend my eyes....In fact I hope you step on a Lego brick and break your bum hole elastic on a cucumber

Well that was a bit uncalled for, was only for a bit of fun. Always one thst takes it too far! The Lego is a bit extreme isn't it.

It is my own tea cosy, for your information haha"

It was called for as you called for it just up there....I must admit the Lego brick thing was a bit harsh so I will take that back....And replace it with....I HOPE YOUR BF PUTS SOME DEEP HEAT ON YOUR MANPONS

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"OK so last time I did this is was quite fun but rather tame. Some of you act mean and tough but deep down you are too nice really.

So go on, try it. Do your worst. "

Those Pyjamas need to go, it’s not 1995

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Pyjamas and joggers? Do you only dress nice for funerals? "

Be fair, I have some decent shirt and tie pics there!

But yes that is exactly when those pics were taken.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Make sure you wash that tea cosy before you give it back to your mom....Oh and the fact you cover your chiplolata sausage with one hand says it all....You have the figure of a girl and your pics offend my eyes....In fact I hope you step on a Lego brick and break your bum hole elastic on a cucumber

Well that was a bit uncalled for, was only for a bit of fun. Always one thst takes it too far! The Lego is a bit extreme isn't it.

It is my own tea cosy, for your information haha

It was called for as you called for it just up there....I must admit the Lego brick thing was a bit harsh so I will take that back....And replace it with....I HOPE YOUR BF PUTS SOME DEEP HEAT ON YOUR MANPONS "

Thank you, much more acceptable.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"Pyjamas and joggers? Do you only dress nice for funerals?

Be fair, I have some decent shirt and tie pics there!

But yes that is exactly when those pics were taken. "

1995?

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Absolutely live this bloke. By the way in twatted "

Live you too!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Absolutely live this bloke. By the way in twatted

Live you too! "

Typo LMAO

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Pyjamas and joggers? Do you only dress nice for funerals?

Be fair, I have some decent shirt and tie pics there!

But yes that is exactly when those pics were taken. 1995?"

Come on, you can do better than making everything dated! I know you can

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Make sure you wash that tea cosy before you give it back to your mom....Oh and the fact you cover your chiplolata sausage with one hand says it all....You have the figure of a girl and your pics offend my eyes....In fact I hope you step on a Lego brick and break your bum hole elastic on a cucumber

Well that was a bit uncalled for, was only for a bit of fun. Always one thst takes it too far! The Lego is a bit extreme isn't it.

It is my own tea cosy, for your information haha

It was called for as you called for it just up there....I must admit the Lego brick thing was a bit harsh so I will take that back....And replace it with....I HOPE YOUR BF PUTS SOME DEEP HEAT ON YOUR MANPONS

Thank you, much more acceptable. "

My pleasure Mr Keitanul

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool

So far this is much better than last time. Still needs to be more brutal though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s good you enjoy your own company cos I can’t see how anyone else would!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s good you enjoy your own company cos I can’t see how anyone else would!"

Now I feel bad

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"It’s good you enjoy your own company cos I can’t see how anyone else would!"

Haha I love it! best one yet. Funny because it's true!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Your an arse

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"It’s good you enjoy your own company cos I can’t see how anyone else would!"
Oohh just read that! Probably lives with his Mom too

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"It’s good you enjoy your own company cos I can’t see how anyone else would! Oohh just read that! Probably lives with his Mom too"

She lives with me! There is a difference.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Go wash your hands now, Mommys putting tea on the table.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Go wash your hands now, Mommys putting tea on the table. "

Oh is she? I hope it is turkey dinosaurs, chips, and beans!

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool

Ah shit, seems to be running out of steam. Perfect way to describe my sex life.

Did I peak too fast? Another description of my sex life.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No. I'm too good at being brutal. I'll find myself at the wrong end of a Moderator most likey, even though you're asking for it.. plus.

Feel free to do it in a pm. "

Done.. Wasn't that savage as you've not left too much to take the piss out of.. unlike me. So I welcome and look forward to your retort.

Player-playin-it-safe ain't got no game Was cut n thrust of what I was trying to make fun of, for those who are curious.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would roast.... But it's really not worth roasting your profile.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I would roast.... But it's really not worth roasting your profile."

Decent but too easy. The good old "my comment stating I won't comment is saying all I need to say" line

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