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Oh I can't keep it to myself anymore...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Pieces of cake you have the most splendid penis I have ever seen! When I close my eyes it's I can think about! I could not keep it in any longer without publicly declaring my love for you amazing tool!   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really dont see what you see.
I was all up for fucking him until I saw it  "
What is wrong with you woman!
You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really dont see what you see.
I was all up for fucking him until I saw it
What is wrong with you woman!
You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!
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Honestly, it's all crooked and has that weird over hang of foreskin. It put me off my pot noodle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could not keep it in any longer without publicly declaring my love for you amazing tool!
Was the last part of this declaration a Freudian slip? 
LJ"
Haha, yep maybe. |
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"I really dont see what you see.
I was all up for fucking him until I saw it
What is wrong with you woman!
You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!
Honestly, it's all crooked and has that weird over hang of foreskin. It put me off my pot noodle. "
Sounds lovely, not  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"  i not on his friend list so nowt to see!!!!!!  "
Oh I'm so so sorry, you really are missing out!
Iv told him to make them public as its a travisty to not let the world see such a thing of beauty! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really dont see what you see.
I was all up for fucking him until I saw it
What is wrong with you woman!
You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!
Honestly, it's all crooked and has that weird over hang of foreskin. It put me off my pot noodle.
Sounds lovely, not "
Ignore her, she is just upset that she can't have it. It's amazing and I won't have Rubi or anyone else say anything different! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really dont see what you see.
I was all up for fucking him until I saw it
What is wrong with you woman!
You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!
Honestly, it's all crooked and has that weird over hang of foreskin. It put me off my pot noodle.
Sounds lovely, not "
I call the over hanging bit "the french tickler"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK this upsets me! Seriously people why don't you see what I see?  Never looked sorry
Oh I wouldn't it will give you an inferiority complex. "
lol you can only work with what you've got  |
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My penis is small and barely functional. Sometimes I wonder what the point in it is, I mean its friggin tiny! I wish my penis was more like a whales, huge and almost prehensil. But alas, I will have to cope with my micropenis. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My penis is small and barely functional. Sometimes I wonder what the point in it is, I mean its friggin tiny! I wish my penis was more like a whales, huge and almost prehensil. But alas, I will have to cope with my micropenis."
Well I'm sorry for you and all but this isn't about you... Its all about celebrating piece of cake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My penis is ok I guess.
I wouldnt rave about it
I'd be hiding it if I was you 
Rubi if you have nothing nice to say...
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I'm just being honest. I'd hate to take your word for it then meet him and have to face that monstrosity when he pulls down his pants! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really dont see what you see.
I was all up for fucking him until I saw it
What is wrong with you woman!
You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!
Honestly, it's all crooked and has that weird over hang of foreskin. It put me off my pot noodle.
Sounds lovely, not
Ignore her, she is just upset that she can't have it. It's amazing and I won't have Rubi or anyone else say anything different! "
I can't have it but I can dive to the darkest depths of the ocean and find something similar. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really dont see what you see.
I was all up for fucking him until I saw it
What is wrong with you woman!
You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!
Honestly, it's all crooked and has that weird over hang of foreskin. It put me off my pot noodle.
Sounds lovely, not
Ignore her, she is just upset that she can't have it. It's amazing and I won't have Rubi or anyone else say anything different!
I can't have it but I can dive to the darkest depths of the ocean and find something similar. "
Iv warned you young lady!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!"
Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all. |
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"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!
Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all. "
Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!
Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.
Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!"
OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete! |
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"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!
Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.
Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!
OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete! "
Delusions of grandeur? Tell that to my one inch wonder! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!
Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.
Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!
OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete! "
A chipolata could compete! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!
Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.
Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!
OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete!
A chipolata could compete! "
Iv just about had enough of your negative attitude! You know you love it... Just admit I promise you will feel better about yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!
Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.
Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!
OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete!
A chipolata could compete!
Iv just about had enough of your negative attitude! You know you love it... Just admit I promise you will feel better about yourself. "
I love it as much as I love stabbing my eyes with pins |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!
Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.
Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!
OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete!
A chipolata could compete!
Iv just about had enough of your negative attitude! You know you love it... Just admit I promise you will feel better about yourself.
I love it as much as I love stabbing my eyes with pins "
I feel sad for you.
What a shame for you that you really can't appreciate such an adonis of a penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok i cant see his cock
(need to perve dont i)
Who are you talking about?
POC obviously!
Nah, it's my penis she wants? Who wouldn't?"
wasnt aware we spoke or met |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I totally disagree, I met someone who had three testicles. This definitely made his dick harder than any I've ever seen. It was also beautiful  "
Oh that's nothing... POC only has two but what a pair. |
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"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!
Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.
Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!
OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete!
A chipolata could compete!
Iv just about had enough of your negative attitude! You know you love it... Just admit I promise you will feel better about yourself.
I love it as much as I love stabbing my eyes with pins "
I thought that said penis!! |
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