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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

want to have a poop in an English country garden

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Find a secluded spot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Find a secluded spot

What will you wipe your bottom with

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

Watch out for nettles and poop on the roses

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Find a secluded spot

What will you wipe your bottom with

That is what nature’s wonder the dock leaf is for.

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By *xperimentalistMan over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Watch out for nettles and poop on the roses "

English roses don't like being pooped on

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Find a secluded spot

What will you wipe your bottom with

That is what nature’s wonder the dock leaf is for. "

Wiping your bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do it very quickly

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Cross your legs and organise your bowel movements better.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Please dig a hole first and if you think this would be a regular occurrence, some tissues maybe

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