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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You wake up in a pit full of sweaty, hard, armed people. Yure locked in together.
Horns blow, the Coliseum roars, the gates lift and combat begins.
Forum falls into decorum.
You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive. Any hand-to-hand weapon of ANCIENT HISTORY alllowed. No bows, no slings, no animals.
What's your plan? Who you gunning for? Lone wolf? Team Avengers? Spartan? Roman? Hoplite? Celt? Barbarian?
Let the games begin..
(meant to be fun, not nasty)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Il siton a deck chair with pimms and strawberries ,any one care to join me  "
hmmm it's not going as planned... that's ok.. *genghis tentatively pulls up a pew* Maybe humanity has changed finally? sit up Rubidoux |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd lie down and play dead until it's all over. "
I think we're safe.. I picked up this Gladus sword and a shield just incase.. but I don't want to fight |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Il siton a deck chair with pimms and strawberries ,any one care to join me
hmmm it's not going as planned... that's ok.. *genghis tentatively pulls up a pew* Maybe humanity has changed finally? sit up Rubidoux"
I can't. I'm getting involved in Meli's orgy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.
Job done.
Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.
Job done.
Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it
P"
*ghengis goes all squinty, goes #coldface and backs up against the wall.. gladus half shiethed and shifty looking* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spear and shield need some teamates for the ultimate phalanx strong base required long arms good hand eye coordination and ability to take orders and not flee under preasure awaiting applicants
If solo required i choose the sword of pelius a gift of the gods
And a greek shield minimal armour for agility
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.
Job done.
Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it
P
*ghengis goes all squinty, goes #coldface and backs up against the wall.. gladus half shiethed and shifty looking*"
Hey buuuuuuuddy
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.
Job done.
Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it
P
*ghengis goes all squinty, goes #coldface and backs up against the wall.. gladus half shiethed and shifty looking*"
Hook sword? That's cold...
*Ghengis hides his awkward erection* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Somebody needs to pull out a guitar and start strumming
Ahem...*adopts speccy Will look*...
The first time e-ever I sawwwww your face....  "
 
*Kill Bill Mode engaged* |
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Errrm I over here minding the coats. I say coats, more like chain mail singlets. The last man standing I'll kick in the balls and stroll off into the sunset - a free man. Pausing for a Pimms on the way obviously. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Errrm I over here minding the coats. I say coats, more like chain mail singlets. The last man standing I'll kick in the balls and stroll off into the sunset - a free man. Pausing for a Pimms on the way obviously."
*Note to self - Wear codpiece* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.
Job done.
Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it
P
*ghengis goes all squinty, goes #coldface and backs up against the wall.. gladus half shiethed and shifty looking*
Hook sword? That's cold...
*Ghengis hides his awkward erection*"
Did it *ting* against your armour?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.
Job done.
Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it
P
*ghengis goes all squinty, goes #coldface and backs up against the wall.. gladus half shiethed and shifty looking*
Hook sword? That's cold...
*Ghengis hides his awkward erection*
Did it *ting* against your armour?
P"
*Squelched* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.
Job done.
Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it
P
*ghengis goes all squinty, goes #coldface and backs up against the wall.. gladus half shiethed and shifty looking*
Hook sword? That's cold...
*Ghengis hides his awkward erection*
Did it *ting* against your armour?
P
*Squelched*"
Awww bless
Hey buuuuuuudddyyyyyy
What ya dooooing?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.
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How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years? |
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You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.
How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?"
Water jugs measure time. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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Is it a last man standing deal or time limit, or scenario based?
I'd without doubt go for Shield and spear. If possible I'd grab a gladius as a side arm. Im not telling you my tactical plan!
In the words of a great man "when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do"
Teaming up would depend on how the winner is decided. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Somebody needs to pull out a guitar and start strumming
Ahem...*adopts speccy Will look*...
The first time e-ever I sawwwww your face....
*Kill Bill Mode engaged*"
Fuck off she wasn't around in gladitorial times...so you can disengage that right now young man or you'll not be going out...oh no just you see...I'll tell them you've been a very naughty boy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.
How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?"
Just duck when the first person swings something hard around with gay abandon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.
How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?
Water jugs measure time. "
Try telling that to Usain Bolt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Broadsword and shield.
Aim for the ankles, very hard for people to chase you with severed achilles and foot hanging off. "
The women are winning so far... hands down brutality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.
How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?
Just duck when the first person swings something hard around with gay abandon"
I may be a little late, I'm still trying to finish this mule off. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it a last man standing deal or time limit, or scenario based?
I'd without doubt go for Shield and spear. If possible I'd grab a gladius as a side arm. Im not telling you my tactical plan!
In the words of a great man "when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do"
Teaming up would depend on how the winner is decided."
Back to back rocket raccoon and Winter soldier style? Warriors honour not to turn on the other till it's done? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get yer half time WD40 here. 2 denarius a squirt. Leeches 1 denarius for a bag of five. We'll have yer back on yer feet quicker than knifing a Senator in the back."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Somebody needs to pull out a guitar and start strumming
Ahem...*adopts speccy Will look*...
The first time e-ever I sawwwww your face....
*Kill Bill Mode engaged*
Fuck off she wasn't around in gladitorial times...so you can disengage that right now young man or you'll not be going out...oh no just you see...I'll tell them you've been a very naughty boy "
*ghengis shuffles off sheepishly*
Sorry Dad |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.
How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?
Just duck when the first person swings something hard around with gay abandon
I may be a little late, I'm still trying to finish this mule off. "
Told you they're hard to throttle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)"
Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember |
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By (user no longer on site)
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How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?"
More like c1400 surely? Not as big a wait as you thought... |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember "
Done deal! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Is it a last man standing deal or time limit, or scenario based?
I'd without doubt go for Shield and spear. If possible I'd grab a gladius as a side arm. Im not telling you my tactical plan!
In the words of a great man "when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do"
Teaming up would depend on how the winner is decided.
Back to back rocket raccoon and Winter soldier style? Warriors honour not to turn on the other till it's done?"
Deal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it a last man standing deal or time limit, or scenario based?
I'd without doubt go for Shield and spear. If possible I'd grab a gladius as a side arm. Im not telling you my tactical plan!
In the words of a great man "when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do"
Teaming up would depend on how the winner is decided.
Back to back rocket raccoon and Winter soldier style? Warriors honour not to turn on the other till it's done?
Deal"
"WAKHANDA FOREVER!!!" |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember "
Imagine my disappointment when, as a youngster in history class, I discovered that the Romans didn't race hippopotamuses (hippopotami?) in the Hippodrome  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hey buuuuudddies 
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Did you bring Pauly Shore to a Fab fight? Dude..
Wheezin the jui-uice
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I KNEW YOU'D GET IT!  NO! No wheeeeezin-da-juuuice Get out my shop!" |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember
Imagine my disappointment when, as a youngster in history class, I discovered that the Romans didn't race hippopotamuses (hippopotami?) in the Hippodrome "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey buuuuudddies
P
Did you bring Pauly Shore to a Fab fight? Dude..
Wheezin the jui-uice
P
I KNEW YOU'D GET IT! NO! No wheeeeezin-da-juuuice Get out my shop!""
Yaaaaaaaay!
The cheese is old and mouldy
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember
Imagine my disappointment when, as a youngster in history class, I discovered that the Romans didn't race hippopotamuses (hippopotami?) in the Hippodrome "
I wouldn't put it past them capturing one and putting it against a bunch of people who weren't flavour of the month.
All this before tranquilizers! How do you capture, contain, keep alive a lion without knocking it out at some point? Deaths galore! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hey buuuuudddies
P
Did you bring Pauly Shore to a Fab fight? Dude..
Wheezin the jui-uice
P
I KNEW YOU'D GET IT! NO! No wheeeeezin-da-juuuice Get out my shop!"
Yaaaaaaaay!
The cheese is old and mouldy
P"
*Genghis does a didgi-hand-wriggle-high-five-thing*
Dont leave me hangin' |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember
Imagine my disappointment when, as a youngster in history class, I discovered that the Romans didn't race hippopotamuses (hippopotami?) in the Hippodrome
I wouldn't put it past them capturing one and putting it against a bunch of people who weren't flavour of the month.
All this before tranquilizers! How do you capture, contain, keep alive a lion without knocking it out at some point? Deaths galore!"
The Romans did some cool and some scary stuff. But imagine 6 hippos coming out of the traps and hurtling down the back straight. Fantastic. |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember
Imagine my disappointment when, as a youngster in history class, I discovered that the Romans didn't race hippopotamuses (hippopotami?) in the Hippodrome
I wouldn't put it past them capturing one and putting it against a bunch of people who weren't flavour of the month.
All this before tranquilizers! How do you capture, contain, keep alive a lion without knocking it out at some point? Deaths galore!
The Romans did some cool and some scary stuff. But imagine 6 hippos coming out of the traps and hurtling down the back straight. Fantastic."
Itd take bigger balls than mine to get on the back of a hippo and give it a kick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't about weapons but I'm a fast learner especially if it means dying!
Kill by any means I get my mitts on."
According to further up the thread.. you are due in on a chariot, pulled by a devotee. |
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"I don't about weapons but I'm a fast learner especially if it means dying!
Kill by any means I get my mitts on.
According to further up the thread.. you are due in on a chariot, pulled by a devotee."
Sweet |
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'The Romans did some cool and some scary stuff. But imagine 6 hippos coming out of the traps and hurtling down the back straight. Fantastic."
Itd take bigger balls than mine to get on the back of a hippo and give it a kick'
Imagine;
'Pater, Pater. I've got a job'
'Brilliant son. What is it'
'Hippo Jockey'
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You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.
How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?
Just duck when the first person swings something hard around with gay abandon
I may be a little late, I'm still trying to finish this mule off. "
Laughing hard here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"'The Romans did some cool and some scary stuff. But imagine 6 hippos coming out of the traps and hurtling down the back straight. Fantastic."
Itd take bigger balls than mine to get on the back of a hippo and give it a kick'
Imagine;
'Pater, Pater. I've got a job'
'Brilliant son. What is it'
'Hippo Jockey'
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If you had a decent saddle.. you may be safe from your hippo.. but what's to stop another hippo from goring you?
Anyway off topic, back to human combat. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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I'd web the bad guys to a post or swing down out of nowhere to surprise them, one bite from me would be fatal. ... jump on my back and I'll save you also Op just because I'm nice like that.
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)"
Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up.. |
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"I'd web the bad guys to a post or swing down out of nowhere to surprise them, one bite from me would be fatal. ... jump on my back and I'll save you also Op just because I'm nice like that.
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As flattered and creeped out (spiders) as I am. You cant use spidey skills in a fight like this. Game face on.. Ave it! |
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"Il siton a deck chair with pimms and strawberries ,any one care to join me
hmmm it's not going as planned... that's ok.. *genghis tentatively pulls up a pew* Maybe humanity has changed finally? sit up Rubidoux
I can't. I'm getting involved in Meli's orgy "
Please can I join in? |
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"Il siton a deck chair with pimms and strawberries ,any one care to join me
hmmm it's not going as planned... that's ok.. *genghis tentatively pulls up a pew* Maybe humanity has changed finally? sit up Rubidoux
I can't. I'm getting involved in Meli's orgy
Please can I join in? "
Pimms and a pew amidst the carnage? Or Meli's orgy? |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up.."
Surely the sight of you wailing like a banshee, riding a chariot being pulled by the skinniest man still breathing, leaving a bloody groove in the sand between his legs is enough to set the other contenders to thrown down their implements of war and say "fuck it, I can do weird, I'm good at weird, but this is batshit crazy" |
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I'd have to go dual khopesh, bandolier of throwing knives, push knife for desperate situation and to start with 2 pilums for trying to take them out at a distance.
I'd definately hang back and wait for the numbers to dwindle before I got.in there |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..
Surely the sight of you wailing like a banshee, riding a chariot being pulled by the skinniest man still breathing, leaving a bloody groove in the sand between his legs is enough to set the other contenders to thrown down their implements of war and say "fuck it, I can do weird, I'm good at weird, but this is batshit crazy""
I'm good with bat shit crazy...charge |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..
Surely the sight of you wailing like a banshee, riding a chariot being pulled by the skinniest man still breathing, leaving a bloody groove in the sand between his legs is enough to set the other contenders to thrown down their implements of war and say "fuck it, I can do weird, I'm good at weird, but this is batshit crazy"
I'm good with bat shit crazy...charge"
I might be a bit wheezy so go easy on the whip eh? There's only so much in the tank |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..
Surely the sight of you wailing like a banshee, riding a chariot being pulled by the skinniest man still breathing, leaving a bloody groove in the sand between his legs is enough to set the other contenders to thrown down their implements of war and say "fuck it, I can do weird, I'm good at weird, but this is batshit crazy""
Perhaps, but I feel Lilly the TV would gut you both like fishes.. *Keep an eye on that one* |
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"I'd have to go dual khopesh, bandolier of throwing knives, push knife for desperate situation and to start with 2 pilums for trying to take them out at a distance.
I'd definately hang back and wait for the numbers to dwindle before I got.in there"
pussy,,id just dive in n fucking nut the cunts,,but hey im half Italian half jock, |
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"I'd have to go dual khopesh, bandolier of throwing knives, push knife for desperate situation and to start with 2 pilums for trying to take them out at a distance.
I'd definately hang back and wait for the numbers to dwindle before I got.in there
pussy,,id just dive in n fucking nut the cunts,,but hey im half Italian half jock, "
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..
Surely the sight of you wailing like a banshee, riding a chariot being pulled by the skinniest man still breathing, leaving a bloody groove in the sand between his legs is enough to set the other contenders to thrown down their implements of war and say "fuck it, I can do weird, I'm good at weird, but this is batshit crazy"
Perhaps, but I feel Lilly the TV would gut you both like fishes.. *Keep an eye on that one*"
i have heard of the one named Lily..shes is mine. |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..
Surely the sight of you wailing like a banshee, riding a chariot being pulled by the skinniest man still breathing, leaving a bloody groove in the sand between his legs is enough to set the other contenders to thrown down their implements of war and say "fuck it, I can do weird, I'm good at weird, but this is batshit crazy"
Perhaps, but I feel Lilly the TV would gut you both like fishes.. *Keep an eye on that one* i have heard of the one named Lily..shes is mine."
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..
Surely the sight of you wailing like a banshee, riding a chariot being pulled by the skinniest man still breathing, leaving a bloody groove in the sand between his legs is enough to set the other contenders to thrown down their implements of war and say "fuck it, I can do weird, I'm good at weird, but this is batshit crazy"
Perhaps, but I feel Lilly the TV would gut you both like fishes.. *Keep an eye on that one* i have heard of the one named Lily..shes is mine."
Aww fuck.... I'm really puffed out, tell you what, jump down off the chariot and give her a twatting and I will cut some oranges for half time (chariot doubles as a refreshments bar) |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..
Surely the sight of you wailing like a banshee, riding a chariot being pulled by the skinniest man still breathing, leaving a bloody groove in the sand between his legs is enough to set the other contenders to thrown down their implements of war and say "fuck it, I can do weird, I'm good at weird, but this is batshit crazy"
I'm good with bat shit crazy...charge
I might be a bit wheezy so go easy on the whip eh? There's only so much in the tank"
Get in the carriage Norman. I'll take over the heavy lifting
and dont spare the whip |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..
Surely the sight of you wailing like a banshee, riding a chariot being pulled by the skinniest man still breathing, leaving a bloody groove in the sand between his legs is enough to set the other contenders to thrown down their implements of war and say "fuck it, I can do weird, I'm good at weird, but this is batshit crazy"
I'm good with bat shit crazy...charge
I might be a bit wheezy so go easy on the whip eh? There's only so much in the tank
Get in the carriage Norman. I'll take over the heavy lifting
and dont spare the whip"
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..
Surely the sight of you wailing like a banshee, riding a chariot being pulled by the skinniest man still breathing, leaving a bloody groove in the sand between his legs is enough to set the other contenders to thrown down their implements of war and say "fuck it, I can do weird, I'm good at weird, but this is batshit crazy"
Perhaps, but I feel Lilly the TV would gut you both like fishes.. *Keep an eye on that one* i have heard of the one named Lily..shes is mine."
Bring it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..
Surely the sight of you wailing like a banshee, riding a chariot being pulled by the skinniest man still breathing, leaving a bloody groove in the sand between his legs is enough to set the other contenders to thrown down their implements of war and say "fuck it, I can do weird, I'm good at weird, but this is batshit crazy"
I'm good with bat shit crazy...charge
I might be a bit wheezy so go easy on the whip eh? There's only so much in the tank
Get in the carriage Norman. I'll take over the heavy lifting
and dont spare the whip"
. I only have a crop my harridan of hurt, but it has a silver knob, cos I am classy like that, go fuck her up (anyone for oranges?) |
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thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x |
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"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)
Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..
Surely the sight of you wailing like a banshee, riding a chariot being pulled by the skinniest man still breathing, leaving a bloody groove in the sand between his legs is enough to set the other contenders to thrown down their implements of war and say "fuck it, I can do weird, I'm good at weird, but this is batshit crazy"
Perhaps, but I feel Lilly the TV would gut you both like fishes.. *Keep an eye on that one* i have heard of the one named Lily..shes is mine.
I can't watch"
Yes..I beleive I am at my best when watched. Senses heightened ready to take all comers. |
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"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x"
Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.
Except Norman who desrted me |
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"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x
Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.
Except Norman who desrted me "
Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic! |
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"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x
Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.
Except Norman who desrted me
Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic!"
Fairs fair Norman so you did..I look forward to part 3 |
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"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x
Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.
Except Norman who desrted me
Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic!
Fairs fair Norman so you did..I look forward to part 3 "
You've blown it.... It could have been so sweet, our victory over the amphitheatre of feckless forumites, you riding through the streets of fabtown with flower petals thrown by the adoring masses, me stopping at every lamppost and humping the prone or fallen... they would have chanted our names, we could have ruled.......
...but now, the posters of our fame our blown like desiccated leaves through empty streets, the barking of stray dogs accompanies your gin addled, mournful song, and I laying in the gutter drowning in soliloquies.... how we have fallen |
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"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x
Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.
Except Norman who desrted me
Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic!
Fairs fair Norman so you did..I look forward to part 3
You've blown it.... It could have been so sweet, our victory over the amphitheatre of feckless forumites, you riding through the streets of fabtown with flower petals thrown by the adoring masses, me stopping at every lamppost and humping the prone or fallen... they would have chanted our names, we could have ruled.......
...but now, the posters of our fame our blown like desiccated leaves through empty streets, the barking of stray dogs accompanies your gin addled, mournful song, and I laying in the gutter drowning in soliloquies.... how we have fallen "
Great part 3..hope part 4 sees us rise like the Victor's we should be. Failing I'll take an orange |
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"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x
Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.
Except Norman who desrted me
Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic!
Fairs fair Norman so you did..I look forward to part 3
You've blown it.... It could have been so sweet, our victory over the amphitheatre of feckless forumites, you riding through the streets of fabtown with flower petals thrown by the adoring masses, me stopping at every lamppost and humping the prone or fallen... they would have chanted our names, we could have ruled.......
...but now, the posters of our fame our blown like desiccated leaves through empty streets, the barking of stray dogs accompanies your gin addled, mournful song, and I laying in the gutter drowning in soliloquies.... how we have fallen
Great part 3..hope part 4 sees us rise like the Victor's we should be. Failing I'll take an orange "
I was hoping we would get jiggy with it in part 4... I can't keep this nonsense up to long you know! |
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"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x
Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.
Except Norman who desrted me
Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic!
Fairs fair Norman so you did..I look forward to part 3
You've blown it.... It could have been so sweet, our victory over the amphitheatre of feckless forumites, you riding through the streets of fabtown with flower petals thrown by the adoring masses, me stopping at every lamppost and humping the prone or fallen... they would have chanted our names, we could have ruled.......
...but now, the posters of our fame our blown like desiccated leaves through empty streets, the barking of stray dogs accompanies your gin addled, mournful song, and I laying in the gutter drowning in soliloquies.... how we have fallen
Great part 3..hope part 4 sees us rise like the Victor's we should be. Failing I'll take an orange
I was hoping we would get jiggy with it in part 4... I can't keep this nonsense up to long you know!"
Get writing Norman part 4 should be epic |
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"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x
Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.
Except Norman who desrted me
Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic!
Fairs fair Norman so you did..I look forward to part 3
You've blown it.... It could have been so sweet, our victory over the amphitheatre of feckless forumites, you riding through the streets of fabtown with flower petals thrown by the adoring masses, me stopping at every lamppost and humping the prone or fallen... they would have chanted our names, we could have ruled.......
...but now, the posters of our fame our blown like desiccated leaves through empty streets, the barking of stray dogs accompanies your gin addled, mournful song, and I laying in the gutter drowning in soliloquies.... how we have fallen
Great part 3..hope part 4 sees us rise like the Victor's we should be. Failing I'll take an orange
I was hoping we would get jiggy with it in part 4... I can't keep this nonsense up to long you know!
Get writing Norman part 4 should be epic "
You can have it in the morning my fair maiden of shield, I need to go sit in the field to cool down before I am blessed with sleep. Know this and only this, I am your squire, and I take great delight in hammering the correct shapes into your breastplate...
Cry havoc sweet maiden, but make that cry a whisper and fire that wicked gleam from your eye, if I am to sleep let it be to the song of a whip cracking and a symphony of your sighs.... |
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Pea shooter and shoot hard dried peas, they hurt too . I’ll aim for the private parts, whilst they’re jumping up and down, I’ll push them to the floor and tie them up |
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"Pea shooter and shoot hard dried peas, they hurt too . I’ll aim for the private parts, whilst they’re jumping up and down, I’ll push them to the floor and tie them up
Forgot to add, I’ll be dressed like Rambo  "
You're trying to break the game again arent you. No to Rambo.. read rules! I'll give you your harmless peashooter though. |
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"I'd get a mace in one hand and maul in the other and go full on crazy bitch and start smacking the shit out of everyone! "
Told you everyone. Women are representing big time on this thread. Savage creatures! |
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"I'd get a mace in one hand and maul in the other and go full on crazy bitch and start smacking the shit out of everyone!
Told you everyone. Women are representing big time on this thread. Savage creatures!"
Yeah watch out I have salt and am not afraid to use it |
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"I'd get a mace in one hand and maul in the other and go full on crazy bitch and start smacking the shit out of everyone!
Told you everyone. Women are representing big time on this thread. Savage creatures!
Yeah watch out I have salt and am not afraid to use it "
We're friends right? |
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"I'd get a mace in one hand and maul in the other and go full on crazy bitch and start smacking the shit out of everyone!
Told you everyone. Women are representing big time on this thread. Savage creatures!
Yeah watch out I have salt and am not afraid to use it
We're friends right?"
The best kind |
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"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures "
Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.
"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again" |
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"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures
Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.
"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again""
what part of you vibrates? |
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"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures
Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.
"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again"
what part of you vibrates?"
The opposite end to where the batteries go |
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"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures
Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.
"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again"
what part of you vibrates?
The opposite end to where the batteries go"
ah a sky remote  |
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"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures
Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.
"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again"
what part of you vibrates?
The opposite end to where the batteries go
ah a sky remote "
Do sky remotes vibrate? |
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"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures
Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.
"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again"
what part of you vibrates?
The opposite end to where the batteries go
ah a sky remote
Do sky remotes vibrate?"
stupid question |
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"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures
Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.
"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again"
what part of you vibrates?
The opposite end to where the batteries go
ah a sky remote
Do sky remotes vibrate?
stupid question "
Sorry never been a fan of the old TV |
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"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures
Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.
"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again""
I'm feeling...Der Ring des Nibelungen ...Norman my trusty companion round em up |
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"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures
Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.
"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again"
I'm feeling...Der Ring des Nibelungen ...Norman my trusty companion round em up"
please god no |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
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"I'd get a mace in one hand and maul in the other and go full on crazy bitch and start smacking the shit out of everyone!
Told you everyone. Women are representing big time on this thread. Savage creatures!"
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