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Having sex with my ex and "I'm too sexy" came on the radio. I laughed, a lot.
He tried to hold on and stay inside me though, apparently laughing makes ALL your muscles contract  |
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"Having sex with my ex and "I'm too sexy" came on the radio. I laughed, a lot.
He tried to hold on and stay inside me though, apparently laughing makes ALL your muscles contract "
I can imagine it now and yes I’m singing it in my head |
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"Having sex with my ex and "I'm too sexy" came on the radio. I laughed, a lot.
He tried to hold on and stay inside me though, apparently laughing makes ALL your muscles contract "
So does sneezing,hence the reason i always bring a tub of pepper on a date!! |
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A very rare private meet I had with a couple at my house some years ago.
We had a very enjoyable time on my metal bed and the main beam snapped half way through. We laughed out heads off and then just used the dip in the middle of the bed to our advantage
I of course had to buy another bed. I went for a sturdy solid wood bed this time.
Had to sleep on a mattress on the floor for weeks afterwards ... Oops |
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A married guy was fucking me from behind and said ‘I told my wife I was at the golf, but I got a hole in one’
I laughed so much we had to stop for a break |
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Getting out the back of me van after playing hide sausage with an old f/b and me next door neighbor washing his car about 20 foot away.
He just nodded and carried on. |
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"I was shagging my current fwb. It was November 5th. No word of a lie, as soon as I reached the point of no return, the fireworks started outside. It was one of those once in a lifetime moments...."
Awww how sweet  |
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"Having sex with my ex and "I'm too sexy" came on the radio. I laughed, a lot.
He tried to hold on and stay inside me though, apparently laughing makes ALL your muscles contract "
It was just like the Fairbrass lads were there in front of him  |
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