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over a year ago
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I'm feeling a bit antsy today, like I could just punch something.
I'm in my house alone so I won't, (I like my things  ) but it did get me thinking what would be the most satisfying thing to smash to pieces? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You really want me to answer that?
P"
The first person to say "your back doors in" gets the first punch to the face.
But go ahead with your suggestion...... |
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Will resist the violence people piss me off answers.
I'm picturing something that will smash into a million pieces with an almost musical sound of breaking glass or fine pottery. That'd be satisfying. |
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"Anyone said "Your backdoor" yet?
I win!!!!
If you could just hold still a second, this may hurt a bit "
Can you aim for my left eye, the right one is already black... and then I get to smash your backdoors in right? I loikes em kinky! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Anyone said "Your backdoor" yet?
I win!!!!
If you could just hold still a second, this may hurt a bit
Can you aim for my left eye, the right one is already black... and then I get to smash your backdoors in right? I loikes em kinky!"
Yes. I punch like a girl, I have at least half a chance of making contact if I use my right hand.
And fuck it, why not, jump on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You really want me to answer that?
P
The first person to say "your back doors in" gets the first punch to the face.
But go ahead with your suggestion...... "
Climbing to the top of "the gherkin" and tapping a tiny little crack in it, then watching all of the windows shatter.
I know that wouldn't really happen, so I'll go with emptying an entire bottle of that chocolate ice cream sauce that goes hard and beating the shit out of it.
P |
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"Anyone said "Your backdoor" yet?
I win!!!!
If you could just hold still a second, this may hurt a bit
Can you aim for my left eye, the right one is already black... and then I get to smash your backdoors in right? I loikes em kinky!
Yes. I punch like a girl, I have at least half a chance of making contact if I use my right hand.
And fuck it, why not, jump on "
Just for that I'll fab your arse... you know how to play to a crowd! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" once pushed a washing machine from the top of a large building in to a skip , it was rather pleasurable  "
I'm so jealous
My... Comrades in arms and I once removed the engine from a Ford Escort, placed engine on the bonnet, then blew up the car with an Anti-tank bar mine on an electronic charge.
T'was mesmerising. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boris Johnsons worlds biggest arsehole trophy!
Will Fisk is one as well 
You know me then!!
Daredevil told me about you !
Actually it was Frank Castle!
Leave Frank out of this !
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone said "Your backdoor" yet?
I win!!!!
If you could just hold still a second, this may hurt a bit
Can you aim for my left eye, the right one is already black... and then I get to smash your backdoors in right? I loikes em kinky!
Yes. I punch like a girl, I have at least half a chance of making contact if I use my right hand.
And fuck it, why not, jump on
Just for that I'll fab your arse... you know how to play to a crowd!"
If I let you reach around for a grope will you fab my boobs too? |
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"Boris Johnsons worlds biggest arsehole trophy!
Will Fisk is one as well
You know me then!!
Daredevil told me about you !
Actually it was Frank Castle!
Leave Frank out of this !
"
How can I, it is the finest graphic novels after Marshal Law!! |
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"Anyone said "Your backdoor" yet?
I win!!!!
If you could just hold still a second, this may hurt a bit
Can you aim for my left eye, the right one is already black... and then I get to smash your backdoors in right? I loikes em kinky!
Yes. I punch like a girl, I have at least half a chance of making contact if I use my right hand.
And fuck it, why not, jump on
Just for that I'll fab your arse... you know how to play to a crowd!
If I let you reach around for a grope will you fab my boobs too? "
You have your answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm gonna be smashing medicine balls into the ground in about 20 mins
That's good fun.
It's my happy space "
I enjoy that one too, but I don’t know whether it is de rigeur at my new gym. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Boris Johnsons worlds biggest arsehole trophy!
Will Fisk is one as well
You know me then!!
Daredevil told me about you !
Actually it was Frank Castle!
Leave Frank out of this !
How can I, it is the finest graphic novels after Marshal Law!!"
Never read Marshal Law  |
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"Boris Johnsons worlds biggest arsehole trophy!
Will Fisk is one as well
You know me then!!
Daredevil told me about you !
Actually it was Frank Castle!
Leave Frank out of this !
How can I, it is the finest graphic novels after Marshal Law!!
Never read Marshal Law "
Some of Pat Mills's finest work! Very un-pc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You really want me to answer that?
P
The first person to say "your back doors in" gets the first punch to the face.
But go ahead with your suggestion...... "
Ahhh fukkit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I smashed my mug at work today, it wasn't satisfying in any way I'm sorry to report. "
That's because it was your mug. A necessary drinking implement. Other peoples things are satisfying to destroy (unless it's Easter eggs... ooooooo I like to smash my own Easter eggs) |
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"An opponent on the rugby field nothing like hearing someone gasp after you busted his ribs with the perfect tackle"
When I played rugby for Derby 2nd XV, I heard someone's thigh snap after a crunching tackle from ma team mate, and I was about 30 yards away, it wasn't a good sound...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I smashed my mug at work today, it wasn't satisfying in any way I'm sorry to report.
That's because it was your mug. A necessary drinking implement. Other peoples things are satisfying to destroy (unless it's Easter eggs... ooooooo I like to smash my own Easter eggs)"
I think I need an Easter egg... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I smashed my mug at work today, it wasn't satisfying in any way I'm sorry to report.
That's because it was your mug. A necessary drinking implement. Other peoples things are satisfying to destroy (unless it's Easter eggs... ooooooo I like to smash my own Easter eggs)
I think I need an Easter egg... "
Get 2, it never gets old!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I smashed my mug at work today, it wasn't satisfying in any way I'm sorry to report.
That's because it was your mug. A necessary drinking implement. Other peoples things are satisfying to destroy (unless it's Easter eggs... ooooooo I like to smash my own Easter eggs)
I think I need an Easter egg...
Get 2, it never gets old!
P"
The satisfaction, not the egg. They do get old and nobody wants to be nibbling on out of date fucking chocolate 
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