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"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack 
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I just spat my drink across my desk and woke up my colleagues  "
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I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.
12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.
It hurt to pee for a week.  |
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"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.
12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.
It hurt to pee for a week. "
Ouchie! |
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"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.
12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.
It hurt to pee for a week. "
Lol
That killed me, fucking ouch...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.
12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.
It hurt to pee for a week. "
Sorry but so funny.. that stuff sounds lethal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.
12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.
It hurt to pee for a week. "
It's like washing your lettuce with broken glass...I feel you sister |
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"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.
12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.
It hurt to pee for a week.
It's like washing your lettuce with broken glass...I feel you sister "
Now even I’m crossing my legs at that one .... |
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"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.
12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.
It hurt to pee for a week.
Ouchie!"
A friend of ours son but it on his nads he's only young lol he was in bits for days think she even took him hospital double stinger |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.
12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.
It hurt to pee for a week.
It's like washing your lettuce with broken glass...I feel you sister "
Horrific. Squirming here!  |
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"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack
ROFL
I just spat my drink across my desk and woke up my colleagues filthy habbit"
Water is the source of life, nothing dirty about it  |
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"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack
ROFL
I just spat my drink across my desk and woke up my colleagues filthy habbit
Water is the source of life, nothing dirty about it "
you seem to have dribbled s little on your top |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When you veet your butt, leave it on too long, so now not only does your ring piece smell like singe every step you take feels like your chub-rub bum is being planed with high grade sandpaper. All you want to do is lay on your back, arse in the sky, legs akimbo and get some sweet sweet air to your weeping tushy.
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"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack
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I just spat my drink across my desk and woke up my colleagues filthy habbit
Water is the source of life, nothing dirty about it you seem to have dribbled s little on your top "
Haha now that would definitely wake up the colleagues |
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"When you veet your butt, leave it on too long, so now not only does your ring piece smell like singe every step you take feels like your chub-rub bum is being planed with high grade sandpaper. All you want to do is lay on your back, arse in the sky, legs akimbo and get some sweet sweet air to your weeping tushy.
P"
OMG people - I am trained in waxing. JUST WAX... There are no nerve endings on your crack! it won't hurt and it certainly won't leave you with chemical burns! LOL
PS: I'm not offering to wax your butt's btw!!! |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
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"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.
12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.
It hurt to pee for a week.
It's like washing your lettuce with broken glass...I feel you sister
Horrific. Squirming here! "
Although I have nicked my ball sack when manscaping.SO.MUCH.BLOOD from such a tiny cut  |
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"When you veet your butt, leave it on too long, so now not only does your ring piece smell like singe every step you take feels like your chub-rub bum is being planed with high grade sandpaper. All you want to do is lay on your back, arse in the sky, legs akimbo and get some sweet sweet air to your weeping tushy.
P
OMG people - I am trained in waxing. JUST WAX... There are no nerve endings on your crack! it won't hurt and it certainly won't leave you with chemical burns! LOL
PS: I'm not offering to wax your butt's btw!!! "
No nerve endings in your crack?!? Are you sure about this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you veet your butt, leave it on too long, so now not only does your ring piece smell like singe every step you take feels like your chub-rub bum is being planed with high grade sandpaper. All you want to do is lay on your back, arse in the sky, legs akimbo and get some sweet sweet air to your weeping tushy.
P
OMG people - I am trained in waxing. JUST WAX... There are no nerve endings on your crack! it won't hurt and it certainly won't leave you with chemical burns! LOL
PS: I'm not offering to wax your butt's btw!!!
No nerve endings in your crack?!? Are you sure about this? "
Haha, pretty sure, actually. Try it - if you book yourself for a hollywood - provided the therapist is trained, it won't hurt. Don't get me wrong - I'm not saying its comfortable, but a trained therapist will do it in a flash!
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