It’s often said that [X] “sucks like a Dyson”. This got me thinking as I was cleaning out our Dyson this morning. Is it the big spinny bar bit that folk are referring to? I only ask as ours was clogged with hair and its suction was, frankly, lacklustre. Should we clarify that the sucking is like e.g. “a brand new Dyson”? Or “like a Dyson that’s sucked up a bit too much dog hair and the whole thing is clogged to buggery”? |
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"It’s often said that [X] “sucks like a Dyson”. This got me thinking as I was cleaning out our Dyson this morning. Is it the big spinny bar bit that folk are referring to? I only ask as ours was clogged with hair and its suction was, frankly, lacklustre. Should we clarify that the sucking is like e.g. “a brand new Dyson”? Or “like a Dyson that’s sucked up a bit too much dog hair and the whole thing is clogged to buggery”? "
ive never used the term myself but I would think they mean new one  |
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"It’s often said that [X] “sucks like a Dyson”. This got me thinking as I was cleaning out our Dyson this morning. Is it the big spinny bar bit that folk are referring to? I only ask as ours was clogged with hair and its suction was, frankly, lacklustre. Should we clarify that the sucking is like e.g. “a brand new Dyson”? Or “like a Dyson that’s sucked up a bit too much dog hair and the whole thing is clogged to buggery”? "
Presumably it would be a new dyson...can't imagine anyone would want a lacklustre experience... |
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"It’s often said that [X] “sucks like a Dyson”. This got me thinking as I was cleaning out our Dyson this morning. Is it the big spinny bar bit that folk are referring to? I only ask as ours was clogged with hair and its suction was, frankly, lacklustre. Should we clarify that the sucking is like e.g. “a brand new Dyson”? Or “like a Dyson that’s sucked up a bit too much dog hair and the whole thing is clogged to buggery”? "
I think you're overthinking it |
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"It’s often said that [X] “sucks like a Dyson”. This got me thinking as I was cleaning out our Dyson this morning. Is it the big spinny bar bit that folk are referring to? I only ask as ours was clogged with hair and its suction was, frankly, lacklustre. Should we clarify that the sucking is like e.g. “a brand new Dyson”? Or “like a Dyson that’s sucked up a bit too much dog hair and the whole thing is clogged to buggery”? "
Henry's suck better than Dyson it's a farct
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"A manual ewbank would do me these days"
What it ith, what it ith!
Sorry, wrong Ewbank.
Dysons suck. Which reminds me, I've got an old spare vacuum cleaner if anyone wants one. It's only gathering dust.
I'm here all week  |
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"A manual ewbank would do me these days
What it ith, what it ith!
Sorry, wrong Ewbank.
Dysons suck. Which reminds me, I've got an old spare vacuum cleaner if anyone wants one. It's only gathering dust.
I'm here all week "
That’s Eubank your talking about  |
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For aaaaaaages our dyson just wasn’t sucking, C was convinced it was. He finally fixed it on Saturday using a cloth, a pair of headphones, a wire and a paper towel.
It works again and is a wonderful hoover  |
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I think they mean they're bagless, they'll be those "humans" with a plastic chamber inside them that collects everything they suck up, like drinks, cum, hundreds and thousands, crisp crumbs, cocaine, cum etc... they need emptying once a day |
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"It's all about having clean filters. Dyson is filterless is it not, I have several Henry's and they have a filter
No.lol ty  "
Henry's have simple filters so something fine like plaster dust wont block them. Dyson's have much better ones for fine particles, but that means that although they dispense less dust back into the atmosphere, they are more likely to block up if they arent washed regularly.
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"A manual ewbank would do me these days
What it ith, what it ith!
Sorry, wrong Ewbank.
Dysons suck. Which reminds me, I've got an old spare vacuum cleaner if anyone wants one. It's only gathering dust.
I'm here all week "
Do you think Mike Dyson would beat Chris Ewbank?  |
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"A manual ewbank would do me these days
What it ith, what it ith!
Sorry, wrong Ewbank.
Dysons suck. Which reminds me, I've got an old spare vacuum cleaner if anyone wants one. It's only gathering dust.
I'm here all week
Do you think Mike Dyson would beat Chris Ewbank? "
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... well dysons are rubbish... a kirby on the otherhand.. now then! 
