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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man flu is a real killer.
As someone who has managed to survive (barely) this horrible disease, you will be in my thoughts and prayers.
Sending positive energy your way.
I'll also get started on your eulogy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have man flu
I'll be accepting all sympathy that I'm expecting over the next 48 hours.
Form an orderly queue and proceed as necessary.
Do it quietly though, I have a headache  "
awwww come lie next to me on beach it cures all ills  |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
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"I have man flu
I'll be accepting all sympathy that I'm expecting over the next 48 hours.
Form an orderly queue and proceed as necessary.
Do it quietly though, I have a headache "
I’ll organise the candle lighting my fallen brother. Will make the other arrangements too. I’ll get all the no shows together so they can let you down one last time too  |
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I fear I don't have long left.
The headache is now at unbearable stage to the point I'm unable to even make my own coffee at work and sore throat is now restricting all consuming of my lunch.
It's very possibe I could starve to death as no one will make me any soup
There are 2 women in the office who clearly doubt the severity of my illness and are resorting to calling me a drama Queen.
Will my suffering never end!! |
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It's been a long day, my vital signs are weak but I've managed to drag my lifeless body onto the sofa with hot cupasoup, now if someone could just spare a few minutes to lift the cup to my mouth that would be appreciated as I'm far too ill to take care of myself. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's been a long day, my vital signs are weak but I've managed to drag my lifeless body onto the sofa with hot cupasoup, now if someone could just spare a few minutes to lift the cup to my mouth that would be appreciated as I'm far too ill to take care of myself. x"
I can provide paper straws. They're more than likely to disintegrate before said soup reaches your lips but effort counts right?
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"I have man flu
I'll be accepting all sympathy that I'm expecting over the next 48 hours.
Form an orderly queue and proceed as necessary.
Do it quietly though, I have a headache "
Me too feel like shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will you be putting said straws into the cup for me?
Surely you can't expect me to carry out such a heavy workload in my ever worsening weakened state??"
I cannot agree to those terms. You see, whilst in your weakened state I shall surely see an easy target, therefore my involvement with the straws must be kept minimal, or I won't be able to keep myself from ripping and chewing the straw wrapper and using you as a spit-ball board.
Waaaaay too tempting
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"I propose we take up a collection for your headstone. What would you like inscribed on it?
"I told my wife I was ill!"
"I never stood a chance" "
Ooooooooo. I like that.
Can we have "Fought bravely to the end" as well.
I'd like to go out on a high note |
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"Will you be putting said straws into the cup for me?
Surely you can't expect me to carry out such a heavy workload in my ever worsening weakened state??
I cannot agree to those terms. You see, whilst in your weakened state I shall surely see an easy target, therefore my involvement with the straws must be kept minimal, or I won't be able to keep myself from ripping and chewing the straw wrapper and using you as a spit-ball board.
Waaaaay too tempting
P"
If it means I don't need to put my already failing body through more hell today.... I'll risk it |
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"I propose we take up a collection for your headstone. What would you like inscribed on it?
"I told my wife I was ill!"
"I never stood a chance"
Ooooooooo. I like that.
Can we have "Fought bravely to the end" as well.
I'd like to go out on a high note "
No problem mate. You deserve recognition for your struggle. We'll get you a 21 gun salute too...it's only fitting for a man of your bravery in the face of ultimate suffering. |
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