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Right guys it’s time for Top fab trumps.
Rules are simple just fill in the trump card and let’s see if we can find the most fantabulous forumite
Height -
Fab Body -
Cock length / Tit size -
Stamina -
Skill -
Sex Factor -
Super Strength -
Kryptonite -
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mean like this 
Oh I remember those!
Loads of you had them done a couple of years ago didn’t you? By one of the stp hosts? X"
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Height - 5ft 7inches
Fab Body - All the beautiful people rolled into one.
Cock lengt- 8 inches
Tit size - 40DD and the other one is 40E
Stamina - Duracell Legend
Skill - All holes filled , cock in each hand whilst slaloming at The Chill Factor Manchester.
Sex Factor - Always wear cum behind my ears.
Super Strength - Can snap the hand off a groper before they get to first base.
Kryptonite - People who go on and on and on about their ailments. In detail.
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"Height - 5ft 7inches
Fab Body - All the beautiful people rolled into one.
Cock lengt- 8 inches
Tit size - 40DD and the other one is 40E
Stamina - Duracell Legend
Skill - All holes filled , cock in each hand whilst slaloming at The Chill Factor Manchester.
Sex Factor - Always wear cum behind my ears.
Super Strength - Can snap the hand off a groper before they get to first base.
Kryptonite - People who go on and on and on about their ailments. In detail.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Height - 6'3"
Fab Body - perfect
Cock length / Tit size - perfect
Stamina - Olympic distance swimmer
Skill - god like
Sex Factor - infinity
Super Strength - orgasm provider
Kryptonite - classified
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Height - 6'3"
Fab Body - perfect
Cock length / Tit size - perfect
Stamina - Olympic distance swimmer
Skill - god like
Sex Factor - infinity
Super Strength - orgasm provider
Kryptonite - classified
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
Height - 5'
Fab Body - curvalicious
Cock length / Tit size - 38DD
Stamina - insatiable level
Skill - administers fabulous blow jobs, loves anal
Sex Factor - sexplosive
Super Strength - multiple orgasm giver and recipient
Kryptonite - ghosters and whingy people |
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"Height - 5"2 fun sized
Fab Body - not really
Tit size - big enough
Stamina - lots
Skill - highly rated
Sex Factor - 5
Super Strength - breath through my ears
Kryptonite - red hair
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Sex factor must be higher than a 5 surely |
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"Height - 5'
Fab Body - curvalicious
Cock length / Tit size - 38DD
Stamina - insatiable level
Skill - administers fabulous blow jobs, loves anal
Sex Factor - sexplosive
Super Strength - multiple orgasm giver and recipient
Kryptonite - ghosters and whingy people "
A hard profile to beat this one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Height -5ft1
Fab Body - improving
Cock length / Tit size -huge
Stamina -irrelevant, I can sleep through anything so whoever I'm with can keep going if I need a nap.
Skill - I know what I'm doing
Sex Factor - off the scale (if you ask any of those guys who mail me)
Super Strength - the ability to appear cute and innocent until they're hooked
Kryptonite - that look just before they kiss you, I just melt  |
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Height - 5'2
Fab Body - good bits and bad bits
Cock length / Tit size - 38G
Stamina - I have my moments
Skill - 7
Sex Factor - 7
Super Strength - I'm enthusiastic
Kryptonite - a mischievous twinkle in their eyes
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Height - 5 ft 2 1/4 inches (the quarter is important)
Fab Body - Well thank you very much
Cock length / Tit size - 32ff
Stamina - Insatiable
Skill - I make a great potato salad. Also a decent fuck
Sex Factor - 8 1/4 (told you the quarter was important)
Super Strength - The ability to look very innocent whilst actually being completely filthy
Kryptonite - Being spanked and having my nipples twisted...works like a charm
Mrs TMN x
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"Height -5ft1
Fab Body - improving
Cock length / Tit size -huge
Stamina -irrelevant, I can sleep through anything so whoever I'm with can keep going if I need a nap.
Skill - I know what I'm doing
Sex Factor - off the scale (if you ask any of those guys who mail me)
Super Strength - the ability to appear cute and innocent until they're hooked
Kryptonite - that look just before they kiss you, I just melt "
You can sleep through a jolly good seeing to? I think this means you have 2 super strengths, which makes you a super villain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Height - 5 foot 11"
Fab Body - Althletic
Cock length / Tit size - 6.5"/A cup
Stamina - I'm usually asleep by 9pm
Skill - 8
Sex Factor - 6
Super Strength - Magic fingers
Kryptonite - Bad smells
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Height -5ft1
Fab Body - improving
Cock length / Tit size -huge
Stamina -irrelevant, I can sleep through anything so whoever I'm with can keep going if I need a nap.
Skill - I know what I'm doing
Sex Factor - off the scale (if you ask any of those guys who mail me)
Super Strength - the ability to appear cute and innocent until they're hooked
Kryptonite - that look just before they kiss you, I just melt
You can sleep through a jolly good seeing to? I think this means you have 2 super strengths, which makes you a super villain "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Height - 5ft 9
Fab Body -better than average
Cock length - depends on exitement level
Stamina - depends on a steady diet of orgasm fuel
Power - 10 tigers
Focus - targets will be reached
Skill - nothing in the universe compares
Sex Factor - seductive beyond all known measure
Super Strength - ability to open my mouth make you laugh and your knickers and barriers will vanish
Kryptonite - the L word |
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"Height - 5ft 9
Fab Body -better than average
Cock length - depends on exitement level
Stamina - depends on a steady diet of orgasm fuel
Power - 10 tigers
Focus - targets will be reached
Skill - nothing in the universe compares
Sex Factor - seductive beyond all known measure
Super Strength - ability to open my mouth make you laugh and your knickers and barriers will vanish
Kryptonite - the L word"
No way are you 5"9 |
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"Height - 5ft 9
Fab Body -better than average
Cock length - depends on exitement level
Stamina - depends on a steady diet of orgasm fuel
Power - 10 tigers
Focus - targets will be reached
Skill - nothing in the universe compares
Sex Factor - seductive beyond all known measure
Super Strength - ability to open my mouth make you laugh and your knickers and barriers will vanish
Kryptonite - the L word
No way are you 5"9 "
Height must also be his Kryptonite |
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"Height -5ft 6
Fab Body - slim
Cock length / Tit size - 36d
Stamina -off the scale
Skill - got a tight one
Sex Factor - me
Super Strength - thighs
Kryptonite - kisses on back off the neck
Go "
Shouldn’t your Super Strength be pegging?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mean like this
Oh I remember those!
Loads of you had them done a couple of years ago didn’t you? By one of the stp hosts? X"
Yep DIamondJoe did them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Height - 5’9”
Fab Body - Average
Cock length / Tit size - 6”
Stamina - Clapped out
Skill - Rusty
Sex Factor - Didn’t make the auditions
Super Strength - Dodgy snake oil production
Kryptonite - Cheese |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Height - 5ft 9
Fab Body -better than average
Cock length - depends on exitement level
Stamina - depends on a steady diet of orgasm fuel
Power - 10 tigers
Focus - targets will be reached
Skill - nothing in the universe compares
Sex Factor - seductive beyond all known measure
Super Strength - ability to open my mouth make you laugh and your knickers and barriers will vanish
Kryptonite - the L word
No way are you 5"9 "
176 cm 5 ft 9.291 inches thats what my medicheck said last month |
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"Height -5ft 6
Fab Body - slim
Cock length / Tit size - 36d
Stamina -off the scale
Skill - got a tight one
Sex Factor - me
Super Strength - thighs
Kryptonite - kisses on back off the neck
Go
Shouldn’t your Super Strength be pegging? "
If would kill you off if it was |
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"Height - 5'2
Fab Body - good bits and bad bits
Cock length / Tit size - 38G
Stamina - I have my moments
Skill - 7
Sex Factor - 7
Super Strength - I'm enthusiastic
Kryptonite - a mischievous twinkle in their eyes
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Tit size must be a Super Strength also |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right guys it’s time for Top fab trumps.
Rules are simple just fill in the trump card and let’s see if we can find the most fantabulous forumite
Height -
Fab Body -
Cock length / Tit size -
Stamina -
Skill -
Sex Factor -
Super Strength -
Kryptonite -
Go"
5ft 2
34G
Average
Fall to sleep very quickly
Painting furniture and walls
Can lift a leaf no problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Height - 5”9
Fab Body - Average
Cock length / Tit size - handful
Stamina - off the scale
Skill - off the scale
Sex Factor - off the scale
Super Strength - come and find out
Kryptonite - too many to mention
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Height - 5'2
Fab Body - good bits and bad bits
Cock length / Tit size - 32hh
Stamina - I have my moments
Skill - no idea
Sex Factor - no idea
Super Strength - excellent baker
Kryptonite - a mischievous twinkle in their eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Height - 5'2
Fab Body - good bits and bad bits
Cock length / Tit size - 32hh
Stamina - I have my moments
Skill - no idea
Sex Factor - no idea
Super Strength - excellent baker
Kryptonite - a mischievous twinkle in their eyes."
Can you help me find the perfect chocolate cake recipe please? |
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"Right guys it’s time for Top fab trumps.
Rules are simple just fill in the trump card and let’s see if we can find the most fantabulous forumite
Height -
Fab Body -
Cock length / Tit size -
Stamina -
Skill -
Sex Factor -
Super Strength -
Kryptonite -
Go
5ft 2
34G
Average
Fall to sleep very quickly
Painting furniture and walls
Can lift a leaf no problem "
But what is your Kryptonite? |
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"Height - 5”9
Fab Body - Average
Cock length / Tit size - handful
Stamina - off the scale
Skill - off the scale
Sex Factor - off the scale
Super Strength - come and find out
Kryptonite - too many to mention
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I’m finding it hard to say something that’s not very rude and naughty about your super strength |
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"Height - 5'2
Fab Body - good bits and bad bits
Cock length / Tit size - 32hh
Stamina - I have my moments
Skill - no idea
Sex Factor - no idea
Super Strength - excellent baker
Kryptonite - a mischievous twinkle in their eyes."
Unfortunately I think your kryptonite will be your undoing  |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
Height - 5'6
Fab Body - curvy but solid apart from my mummy tummy
Cock length / Tit size - 36E
Stamina - 9/10
Skill - 9/10
Sex Factor - 9/10
Super Strength - blowjobs
Kryptonite - I love being fisted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Height - 5”9
Fab Body - Average
Cock length / Tit size - handful
Stamina - off the scale
Skill - off the scale
Sex Factor - off the scale
Super Strength - come and find out
Kryptonite - too many to mention
I’m finding it hard to say something that’s not very rude and naughty about your super strength "
Go for it, I’m a big girl, I can take it
And please explain to the peeps on here who don’t know much about Superman what Kryptonite means |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Height - 5'2 and 3/4"
Fab Body - hourglass
Cock length / Tit size - 34ff
Stamina - I manage to stay awake if the tv's on
Skill - oral, special tongue swirl
Sex Factor - you tell me
Super Strength - strong pelvic floor muscles
Kryptonite - certain smells |
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"Height - 5'6
Fab Body - curvy but solid apart from my mummy tummy
Cock length / Tit size - 36E
Stamina - 9/10
Skill - 9/10
Sex Factor - 9/10
Super Strength - blowjobs
Kryptonite - I love being fisted "
I think you’d give Lex Luther a run for his money with that one |
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Height - Tall
Fab Body -Goes in and out.. boom, boom, boom...
Tit size - see above
Stamina - I'm a daytime kind of woman so dawn to dusk.
Skill - I've got an NVQ in CFNM, and a Orgasm Oh Level.
Sex Factor - X rated.
Super Strength - My imagination and my tongue
Kryptonite -The words "Yoni Massage"...ithh |
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Height - 5,11
Fab Body - needs work
Cock length - yes 1 length of cock
Stamina - depends on motivation
Skill - apple bobbing
Sex Factor - variable
Super Strength - when thrown from hights I can sustain unaided flight untill I hit the floor
Kryptonite - a woman's peachy bum  |
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"Height - 5”9
Fab Body - Average
Cock length / Tit size - handful
Stamina - off the scale
Skill - off the scale
Sex Factor - off the scale
Super Strength - come and find out
Kryptonite - too many to mention
I’m finding it hard to say something that’s not very rude and naughty about your super strength
Go for it, I’m a big girl, I can take it
And please explain to the peeps on here who don’t know much about Superman what Kryptonite means "
I’d have to play my Super Strength against your Sex Factor to win this battle.
Kryptonite is bit like your play partner shitting the bed. You can’t get away from it fast enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Height - 5”9
Fab Body - Average
Cock length / Tit size - handful
Stamina - off the scale
Skill - off the scale
Sex Factor - off the scale
Super Strength - come and find out
Kryptonite - too many to mention
I’m finding it hard to say something that’s not very rude and naughty about your super strength
Go for it, I’m a big girl, I can take it
And please explain to the peeps on here who don’t know much about Superman what Kryptonite means
I’d have to play my Super Strength against your Sex Factor to win this battle.
Kryptonite is bit like your play partner shitting the bed. You can’t get away from it fast enough."
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Noooooo contest... |
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"Height - Tall
Fab Body -Goes in and out.. boom, boom, boom...
Tit size - see above
Stamina - I'm a daytime kind of woman so dawn to dusk.
Skill - I've got an NVQ in CFNM, and a Orgasm Oh Level.
Sex Factor - X rated.
Super Strength - My imagination and my tongue
Kryptonite -The words "Yoni Massage"...ithh"
Do you have an NVQ in Top Trump profile writing as well |
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"Height - 5,11
Fab Body - needs work
Cock length - yes 1 length of cock
Stamina - depends on motivation
Skill - apple bobbing
Sex Factor - variable
Super Strength - when thrown from hights I can sustain unaided flight untill I hit the floor
Kryptonite - a woman's peachy bum "
One length of cock won’t cut the mustard I’m afraid |
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"Height - 5'2 and 3/4"
Fab Body - hourglass
Cock length / Tit size - 34ff
Stamina - I manage to stay awake if the tv's on
Skill - oral, special tongue swirl
Sex Factor - you tell me
Super Strength - strong pelvic floor muscles
Kryptonite - certain smells"
Yes you have the Sex Factor |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Height - Slightly under 5'6
Fab Body - Getting there
Tit size - About a mouthful
Stamina - Yes
Skill - Hell yes
Sex Factor - 7.5
Super Strength - Kisses
Kryptonite - Naughty things being whispered in my ear.
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"Height - 5,11
Fab Body - needs work
Cock length - yes 1 length of cock
Stamina - depends on motivation
Skill - apple bobbing
Sex Factor - variable
Super Strength - when thrown from hights I can sustain unaided flight untill I hit the floor
Kryptonite - a woman's peachy bum
One length of cock won’t cut the mustard I’m afraid "
no one mentioned I needed to cut mustard with it other options are available on request |
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"Height - 5,11
Fab Body - needs work
Cock length - yes 1 length of cock
Stamina - depends on motivation
Skill - apple bobbing
Sex Factor - variable
Super Strength - when thrown from hights I can sustain unaided flight untill I hit the floor
Kryptonite - a woman's peachy bum
One length of cock won’t cut the mustard I’m afraid
no one mentioned I needed to cut mustard with it other options are available on request"
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"Height - Slightly under 5'6
Fab Body - Getting there
Tit size - About a mouthful
Stamina - Yes
Skill - Hell yes
Sex Factor - 7.5
Super Strength - Kisses
Kryptonite - Naughty things being whispered in my ear.
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Tit size is a very good card to play in this instance |
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"Height - Slightly under 5'6
Fab Body - Getting there
Tit size - About a mouthful
Stamina - Yes
Skill - Hell yes
Sex Factor - 7.5
Super Strength - Kisses
Kryptonite - Naughty things being whispered in my ear.
Tit size is a very good card to play in this instance "
more than a mouth full goes to waste |
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Height - 5'9"
Fab Body - More like 'out of body'
Cock length / Tit size; 12" but don't use it as a rule. Moob size 46 B
Stamina - Prefer Chappie. On Ritz biscuits
Skill - Double pike Tsukahara off the top of the wardrobe.
Sex Factor - Start with a 30 and then finish with a 10 or a 12 for the last couple of days.
Super Strength - Farts
Kryptonite - People who disrespect Marmite. |
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"Height - 5'9"
Fab Body - More like 'out of body'
Cock length / Tit size; 12" but don't use it as a rule. Moob size 46 B
Stamina - Prefer Chappie. On Ritz biscuits
Skill - Double pike Tsukahara off the top of the wardrobe.
Sex Factor - Start with a 30 and then finish with a 10 or a 12 for the last couple of days.
Super Strength - Farts
Kryptonite - People who disrespect Marmite."
I think your Super Strength and Kryptonite counter act each other in this instance and leave you vulnerable to predators |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Height - 5'2
Fab Body - good bits and bad bits
Cock length / Tit size - 32hh
Stamina - I have my moments
Skill - no idea
Sex Factor - no idea
Super Strength - excellent baker
Kryptonite - a mischievous twinkle in their eyes.
Unfortunately I think your kryptonite will be your undoing "
So far no but theres time |
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"Height - 5'9"
Fab Body - More like 'out of body'
Cock length / Tit size; 12" but don't use it as a rule. Moob size 46 B
Stamina - Prefer Chappie. On Ritz biscuits
Skill - Double pike Tsukahara off the top of the wardrobe.
Sex Factor - Start with a 30 and then finish with a 10 or a 12 for the last couple of days.
Super Strength - Farts
Kryptonite - People who disrespect Marmite.
I think your Super Strength and Kryptonite counter act each other in this instance and leave you vulnerable to predators "
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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago
Blyth |
"Right guys it’s time for Top fab trumps.
Rules are simple just fill in the trump card and let’s see if we can find the most fantabulous forumite
Height - 182cm
Fab Body - dad bod
Cock length / Tit size - 17cm
Stamina - variable depending on company
Skill - can lick my eyebrows and breath through my ears (not factual but great oral skills, or so I've been told)
Sex Factor - likeable
Super Strength - discretion
Kryptonite - go weak at the knees when a woman licks her own nipples.
Go"
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"Right guys it’s time for Top fab trumps.
Rules are simple just fill in the trump card and let’s see if we can find the most fantabulous forumite
Height - 182cm
Fab Body - dad bod
Cock length / Tit size - 17cm
Stamina - variable depending on company
Skill - can lick my eyebrows and breath through my ears (not factual but great oral skills, or so I've been told)
Sex Factor - likeable
Super Strength - discretion
Kryptonite - go weak at the knees when a woman licks her own nipples.
Go"
Your Kryptonie would cause my Super Strength to kick in |
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