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By *ddit... OP Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Phrases that can be used in the car or the bedroom...

Just heard this played in radio 4... hilarious...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me harder"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Phrases that can be used in the car or the bedroom...

Just heard this played in radio 4... hilarious...

Really

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By *ddit... OP Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

I know it's small but I can fit 2 in the front and 3 in the back...

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Go faster....

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give it some welly!

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Go slower

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're too far up my ass!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Shove him up the rear !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s been around the block a few times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More lube!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t push down so hard

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Jeez, this'll need a good wiper.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slow down! You need to enjoy the ride

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Nearly there yet?

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By *ddit... OP Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Tell your mother we'll get to Bangor in 10 minutes...

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By *arcuszMan over a year ago

Billingshurst

Have you claimed PPI yet?

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By *olexMan over a year ago

Hull

Grab hold of the gear stick

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

You could get a fucking bus through that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It takes a while to warm up ...

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By *ddit... OP Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

I wish he would indicate when he's pulling out..

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Awww nooooo I think the big ends gone

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Look at all that junk in me trunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think we need more lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/07/19 16:13:51]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want to see some puppies?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I can easily fit 3 in the rear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can easily fit 3 in the rear

I'm in love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its the scrap yard for this one, time for a newer model

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I can easily fit 3 in the rear

I'm in love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Phrases that can be used in the car or the bedroom...

Just heard this played in radio 4... hilarious...

"
stop stop you'll go right up his rear end Alan

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Nice big engine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm completely lost here....

Where's the map?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Yes it is a glove box!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I say stop I want you to stop immediately.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just filled her up with juice

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Get your knickers of and get in the van ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's plenty of miles on the clock, but still a nice ride.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep your hand on the gear stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s right up my arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get in carefully or you might bang your head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There’s plenty of headroom in here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep the lights on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You might have indicated before doing that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It needs pumping up.

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By *averick20000Man over a year ago

Beverley

You need to warm her up before shooting off!!!!

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