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over a year ago
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Cute, or fucking scary?
I’m convinced they’re humans in costumes. Ever since I watched that video of the kangaroo tapping on a glass door to get into a house, then punching it, I’ve had an irrational fear of them.
And don’t even get me started on the video of the kangaroo fighting the dog, and then his owner.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you seen the ‘swinger’ kangaroo?
Commonly known as the swingeroo
Does he swing children around by their pigtails and throw them?"
No....that's Trunchball from Matilda!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have you seen the ‘swinger’ kangaroo?
Commonly known as the swingeroo
Does he swing children around by their pigtails and throw them?
No....that's Trunchball from Matilda! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cute.. unless it's a red kangaroo. Thdn they are big, strong and potentially dangerous animals. Still beautiful to look at though."
I saw a video yesterday of an albino kangaroo and it’s wee albino baby. I so wanted to find them cute, but nope. I’m convinced they’re people in disguise |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cute.. unless it's a red kangaroo. Thdn they are big, strong and potentially dangerous animals. Still beautiful to look at though.
I saw a video yesterday of an albino kangaroo and it’s wee albino baby. I so wanted to find them cute, but nope. I’m convinced they’re people in disguise "
that's just your hormones. You're mad! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cute.. unless it's a red kangaroo. Thdn they are big, strong and potentially dangerous animals. Still beautiful to look at though.
I saw a video yesterday of an albino kangaroo and it’s wee albino baby. I so wanted to find them cute, but nope. I’m convinced they’re people in disguise
that's just your hormones. You're mad! "
No I’ve thought it for about two years!!! |
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By *JohnMan
over a year ago
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One time at university, the lecturer stopped mid-sentence and stared out of the window. "Sorry, I was distracted by a kangaroo."
They are cute, but I don't like getting close to them. Big powerful scary animals. But then, I get nervous around cows.
If you want cute and entirely non-threatening, the quokka is the marsupial for you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One time at university, the lecturer stopped mid-sentence and stared out of the window. "Sorry, I was distracted by a kangaroo."
They are cute, but I don't like getting close to them. Big powerful scary animals. But then, I get nervous around cows.
If you want cute and entirely non-threatening, the quokka is the marsupial for you."
I’d rather fight a cow than a kangaroo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cute.. unless it's a red kangaroo. Thdn they are big, strong and potentially dangerous animals. Still beautiful to look at though.
I saw a video yesterday of an albino kangaroo and it’s wee albino baby. I so wanted to find them cute, but nope. I’m convinced they’re people in disguise
that's just your hormones. You're mad!
No I’ve thought it for about two years!!!"
Ok you're just mad then. Granted they're ungainly when not at full bound.. but I can assure you there aren't any people inside  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Cute.. unless it's a red kangaroo. Thdn they are big, strong and potentially dangerous animals. Still beautiful to look at though.
I saw a video yesterday of an albino kangaroo and it’s wee albino baby. I so wanted to find them cute, but nope. I’m convinced they’re people in disguise
that's just your hormones. You're mad!
No I’ve thought it for about two years!!!
Ok you're just mad then. Granted they're ungainly when not at full bound.. but I can assure you there aren't any people inside "
Are you 100% sure though? Are ya? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cute.. unless it's a red kangaroo. Thdn they are big, strong and potentially dangerous animals. Still beautiful to look at though.
I saw a video yesterday of an albino kangaroo and it’s wee albino baby. I so wanted to find them cute, but nope. I’m convinced they’re people in disguise
that's just your hormones. You're mad!
No I’ve thought it for about two years!!!
Ok you're just mad then. Granted they're ungainly when not at full bound.. but I can assure you there aren't any people inside
Are you 100% sure though? Are ya?"
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"I prefer wallabies
Do they still have wallabies roaming in the Peak District?"
Recent times I suppose but not sure when also lynx once when they escaped from riber castle near matlock no mention of them now..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cute, or fucking scary?
I’m convinced they’re humans in costumes. Ever since I watched that video of the kangaroo tapping on a glass door to get into a house, then punching it, I’ve had an irrational fear of them.
And don’t even get me started on the video of the kangaroo fighting the dog, and then his owner. "
It's the tails you have to watch out for one swipe and you're half way round the world on a free flight  |
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"What’s the difference between a Kangaroo and Kangaroot?
One is a large marsupial from Australia and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift "
....... hmmmmm mine is a similar joke.
How did they come to name the kangaroo?
When a Scottish scientist got stuck in the bog and started shouting "I kangaroot! I kangaroo!" |
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