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Lets have a another round of Up Your Arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whatever the first thing is to your right is going straight up the arse of the poster above you

As I'm starting the thread this is for the poster below.

A Burger Van

Open Wide

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caramel and chocolate magnum ice lolly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Table and 4 chairs

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Ouch

A Tv

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A miniature rocking horse.

This isn't gonna tickle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cushion x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ironing board. Sorry

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

A bag of salt and vinegar crisps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sky remote, I wonder how many of you have already done that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh wow I love it up the arse,,love it,,,FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Our German Shepherd

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Ironing board. Sorry"

Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ironing board. Sorry

Ouch."

Which way would be best for that!!

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By *hisCharmingMan over a year ago

South Manchester

Computer power pack

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Ironing board. Sorry

Ouch.

Which way would be best for that!!"

First things first. Lube and a lot of it...

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By *yrdsisWoman over a year ago

Gleam Street

Bookshelf... only about 200 books tho.. I'm sure they'll mulch down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ironing board. Sorry

Ouch.

Which way would be best for that!!

First things first. Lube and a lot of it..."

Is there enough lube in the world?

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Ironing board. Sorry

Ouch.

Which way would be best for that!!

First things first. Lube and a lot of it...

Is there enough lube in the world?"

No, I don't believe there is. Maybe we should call an ambulance first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wheres the fun in that ?? Just get it up there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ironing board. Sorry

Ouch.

Which way would be best for that!!

First things first. Lube and a lot of it...

Is there enough lube in the world?

No, I don't believe there is. Maybe we should call an ambulance first.

An ambulance!! That'll never fit

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Ironing board. Sorry

Ouch.

Which way would be best for that!!

First things first. Lube and a lot of it...

Is there enough lube in the world?

No, I don't believe there is. Maybe we should call an ambulance first.

I have a German Shepherd to worry about and he's not happy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hot tub!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ironing board. Sorry

Ouch.

Which way would be best for that!!

First things first. Lube and a lot of it...

Is there enough lube in the world?

No, I don't believe there is. Maybe we should call an ambulance first.

I have a German Shepherd to worry about and he's not happy."

If he sticks his tongue out he is self lubing

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By *wocanplaythatgameCouple over a year ago

coventry

A straw.

That’s a bit disappointing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A salt lamp

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"A straw.

That’s a bit disappointing

I'll trade you. I have an unhappy German Shepherd.

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

4 dark chocolate mini toblerones. Although they’re not going to be around long so you might be safe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 litre bottle of diet .

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Ironing board. Sorry

Ouch.

Which way would be best for that!!

First things first. Lube and a lot of it...

Is there enough lube in the world?

No, I don't believe there is. Maybe we should call an ambulance first.

I have a German Shepherd to worry about and he's not happy.

If he sticks his tongue out he is self lubing"

It tickles a little...

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By *ay19720Man over a year ago

Ashford kent

A bathroom sink.....ooooooh

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By *ustBoWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Oh god it's my poor border collie again he's really going to have to learn to lie to the left of me from now on

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"A bathroom sink.....ooooooh

There is someone here who has an ironing board. He may have extra lube.

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By *wocanplaythatgameCouple over a year ago

coventry

[Removed by poster at 06/07/19 21:39:58]

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By *wocanplaythatgameCouple over a year ago

coventry

"A salt lamp

They are suppose to be good for you right?!

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By *wocanplaythatgameCouple over a year ago

coventry

"A straw.

That’s a bit disappointing

I'll trade you. I have an unhappy German Shepherd. "

Does it bite??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Radiator. Sorry!

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"A straw.

That’s a bit disappointing

I'll trade you. I have an unhappy German Shepherd.

Does it bite??

No but he does like to lick.

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By *rspecs95Man over a year ago

hayes

"A straw.

That’s a bit disappointing

I'll trade you. I have an unhappy German Shepherd.

Does it bite??

No but he does like to lick."

TV remote

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By *wocanplaythatgameCouple over a year ago

coventry

"A straw.

That’s a bit disappointing

I'll trade you. I have an unhappy German Shepherd.

Does it bite??

No but he does like to lick."

Oh ok. I’ll take it

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By *arcuszMan over a year ago

Billingshurst

A Trilby.

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By *inkyNinjaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow...

A large glass of Merlot...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My kindle fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A speeding fire engine

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A speeding fire engine "

Ripe mango

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My rather large 20 year old son.,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A hairbrush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Washing basket

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By *inkyNinjaWoman over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow...

"My kindle fire"

Never had something that wide up there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My guitar lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

glass case

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Wheelchair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

an 11 week old kitten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The shard

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

My other half. He's nice, you'll like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My other half. He's nice, you'll like it

I don't like nice, I want fucking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sofa

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By *iceButtSlimMan over a year ago

somewhere

Chicken drum stick

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