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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to be upfront - fail
I’ll stick to the corner "
Can I join you? (With the secret intention of getting you both d*unk to bring out the extroverts in you with a little help from me ) |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? "
Well shit, the introverts eternal dilemma. Wanting to sit in the corner, be awkward but doing so I'll be with people who are as awkward as me and understand my awkward ways... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to be upfront - fail
I’ll stick to the corner
Can I join you? (With the secret intention of getting you both d*unk to bring out the extroverts in you with a little help from me ) "
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward?
Well shit, the introverts eternal dilemma. Wanting to sit in the corner, be awkward but doing so I'll be with people who are as awkward as me and understand my awkward ways... "
Nice awkward companionable silence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I tried to be upfront - fail
I’ll stick to the corner
Can I join you? (With the secret intention of getting you both d*unk to bring out the extroverts in you with a little help from me )
Nooo "
Too late you. Floro already said yes with her eyes |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward?
Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness
Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here "
Who's playing scrabble here? |
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward?
Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness
Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here
Who's playing scrabble here? "
Feck it does make sausage |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward?
Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness
Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here
Who's playing scrabble here?
Feck it does make sausage "
Pervert! |
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward?
Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness
Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here
Who's playing scrabble here?
Feck it does make sausage
Pervert! "
Hell yes |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward?
Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness
Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here
Who's playing scrabble here?
Feck it does make sausage
Pervert!
Hell yes "
Busted! similar here, though I honestly meant assuage! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners
Awkward.....
Where can I hide now...
Where's the Zimmer
In the other corner
Your not getting far then "
I found a quiet corner. It's rather lovely. I'm sat here watching squirrels..... |
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward?
Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness
Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here
Who's playing scrabble here?
Feck it does make sausage
Pervert!
Hell yes
Busted! similar here, though I honestly meant assuage! "
Wtf I'm still thinking sausage. Hungry now |
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners
Awkward.....
Where can I hide now...
Where's the Zimmer
In the other corner
Your not getting far then
I found a quiet corner. It's rather lovely. I'm sat here watching squirrels....."
What you been on |
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Guys. Go dance over there. Go be noisy over there. You can have the rest of the pub!
I want to be with people in companionable near silence. Maybe watching a bit. Still with you. In manageable non exhausting doses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners
Awkward.....
Where can I hide now...
Where's the Zimmer
In the other corner
Your not getting far then
I found a quiet corner. It's rather lovely. I'm sat here watching squirrels.....
What you been on "
Deck chair
Coffee, and chocolate cake. Its terrible but someone has to do it |
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"Guys. Go dance over there. Go be noisy over there. You can have the rest of the pub!
I want to be with people in companionable near silence. Maybe watching a bit. Still with you. In manageable non exhausting doses "
Tip toes away. Or rather a swagger in 4 inch heels |
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners
Awkward.....
Where can I hide now...
Where's the Zimmer
In the other corner
Your not getting far then
I found a quiet corner. It's rather lovely. I'm sat here watching squirrels.....
What you been on
Deck chair
Coffee, and chocolate cake. Its terrible but someone has to do it "
Where you seeing squirrels tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners
Awkward.....
Where can I hide now...
Where's the Zimmer
In the other corner
Your not getting far then
I found a quiet corner. It's rather lovely. I'm sat here watching squirrels.....
What you been on
Deck chair
Coffee, and chocolate cake. Its terrible but someone has to do it
Where you seeing squirrels tho "
Back garden. Squirrels, pheasant, and a hedgehog or three.... |
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward?
I'll already be sitting in the corner being awkward and shy "
My people!
In a small smile looking up from my book sort of way. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Guys. Go dance over there. Go be noisy over there. You can have the rest of the pub!
I want to be with people in companionable near silence. Maybe watching a bit. Still with you. In manageable non exhausting doses "
I can be quiet and unassuming |
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"Guys. Go dance over there. Go be noisy over there. You can have the rest of the pub!
I want to be with people in companionable near silence. Maybe watching a bit. Still with you. In manageable non exhausting doses
I can be quiet and unassuming "
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward?
Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness
Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here
Who's playing scrabble here?
Feck it does make sausage
Pervert!
Hell yes
Busted! similar here, though I honestly meant assuage!
Wtf I'm still thinking sausage. Hungry now "
Step out for a sausage bap? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward?
I'll already be sitting in the corner being awkward and shy
My people!
In a small smile looking up from my book sort of way. "
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"Wanders out of the cave. People hiding in corners
Awkward.....
Where can I hide now...
Where's the Zimmer
In the other corner
Your not getting far then
I found a quiet corner. It's rather lovely. I'm sat here watching squirrels.....
What you been on
Deck chair
Coffee, and chocolate cake. Its terrible but someone has to do it
Where you seeing squirrels tho
Back garden. Squirrels, pheasant, and a hedgehog or three...."
Need your Zimmer out there. I'll be your carer for the night |
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward?
Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness
Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here
Who's playing scrabble here?
Feck it does make sausage
Pervert!
Hell yes
Busted! similar here, though I honestly meant assuage!
Wtf I'm still thinking sausage. Hungry now
Step out for a sausage bap? "
Nom nom |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward?
Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness
Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here
Who's playing scrabble here?
Feck it does make sausage
Pervert!
Hell yes
Busted! similar here, though I honestly meant assuage!
Wtf I'm still thinking sausage. Hungry now
Step out for a sausage bap?
Nom nom "
Ketchup, mustard or HP sauce? |
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward?
Allow me to come over and assuage your awkwardness
Was that sausage spelt wrong. Actually wetting myself here
Who's playing scrabble here?
Feck it does make sausage
Pervert!
Hell yes
Busted! similar here, though I honestly meant assuage!
Wtf I'm still thinking sausage. Hungry now
Step out for a sausage bap?
Nom nom
Ketchup, mustard or HP sauce? "
Mayo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pops head round the door, peeks in and runs
Drags doc to dance floor to show me his moves
Dying fly, Birdie Dance, Ooops upside your head?
Not superman or time warp "
Nah too recent- haven’t been on a dance floor that recently.
I remember dancing to Knock Three Times on the Ceiling.
How fucking embarrassing! |
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Now I’m one of these annoying people that if out and see people just say in the corner, I have to come over and engage, get you smiling - even if that is you laughing at my dancing - introverts and extroverts can have fun together, it’s just adapting to each other |
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Sometimes big group events are exhausting and I like being in the corner. Or being in the corner, bit of eye contact, is the alternative to "fuck this too much I'm going home". I'd rather stay! The corner is safe and not overwhelming. |
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"Pops head round the door, peeks in and runs
Drags doc to dance floor to show me his moves
Dying fly, Birdie Dance, Ooops upside your head?
Not superman or time warp
Nah too recent- haven’t been on a dance floor that recently.
I remember dancing to Knock Three Times on the Ceiling.
How fucking embarrassing! "
Even more embarrassing with me lol |
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"So much for the corner
The extroverts have left for some munchies yiu can relax now "
I just went to get everyone a jug of strawberry daiquiri .... enjoy my quiet ones, I’ll check in occasionally to make sure you’re all still smiling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am currently in a pub beer garden trying to figure out how I can leave "
If you’re with a bunch extroverts wait until they are all talking over each other and sneak out. They won’t even notice you’ve gone
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"So much for the corner
The extroverts have left for some munchies yiu can relax now
Phew. If you come back, go over there
Over where? "
The extrovert's part of the pub. The rest of it. Not my introvert corner! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pops head round the door, peeks in and runs
Drags doc to dance floor to show me his moves
Dying fly, Birdie Dance, Ooops upside your head?
Not superman or time warp
Nah too recent- haven’t been on a dance floor that recently.
I remember dancing to Knock Three Times on the Ceiling.
How fucking embarrassing!
Even more embarrassing with me lol "
You’re not that old to remember it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys. Go dance over there. Go be noisy over there. You can have the rest of the pub!
I want to be with people in companionable near silence. Maybe watching a bit. Still with you. In manageable non exhausting doses
I can be quiet and unassuming "
About as much as I can |
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I’m the strippergram for tonight’s entertainment. I’ve recently bought a pair of Velcro pull off pants and a crocodile snapper g string with matching dickie bow.
Now where’s the Birthday girl / hen / recently divorced / lady who just wants to see me thrust my hips? |
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"Pops head round the door, peeks in and runs
Drags doc to dance floor to show me his moves
Dying fly, Birdie Dance, Ooops upside your head?
Not superman or time warp
Nah too recent- haven’t been on a dance floor that recently.
I remember dancing to Knock Three Times on the Ceiling.
How fucking embarrassing!
Even more embarrassing with me lol
You’re not that old to remember it "
Northern soul nights |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"Can it be a comfy corner with blankets for hiding with?
I think we need the blankets, the extroverts are here. Yes.
And books. And beer mats to shred. "
We need a fort... A nice blanket fort. Snug and warm and will dampen down the noises of the extroverts... We can read, occasionally say the odd word, play games in silence...
Honestly I think this is why stuff like the Czech gloryhole stuff appeals to me so much, it's like my cunt wants to be an extrovert but the rest of me wants leaving alone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pops head round the door, peeks in and runs
Drags doc to dance floor to show me his moves
Dying fly, Birdie Dance, Ooops upside your head?
Not superman or time warp
Nah too recent- haven’t been on a dance floor that recently.
I remember dancing to Knock Three Times on the Ceiling.
How fucking embarrassing!
Even more embarrassing with me lol
You’re not that old to remember it
Northern soul nights "
They played Dawn at Northern Soul nights? |
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"Can it be a comfy corner with blankets for hiding with?
I think we need the blankets, the extroverts are here. Yes.
And books. And beer mats to shred.
We need a fort... A nice blanket fort. Snug and warm and will dampen down the noises of the extroverts... We can read, occasionally say the odd word, play games in silence...
Honestly I think this is why stuff like the Czech gloryhole stuff appeals to me so much, it's like my cunt wants to be an extrovert but the rest of me wants leaving alone."
My people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can it be a comfy corner with blankets for hiding with?
I think we need the blankets, the extroverts are here. Yes.
And books. And beer mats to shred.
We need a fort... A nice blanket fort. Snug and warm and will dampen down the noises of the extroverts... We can read, occasionally say the odd word, play games in silence...
Honestly I think this is why stuff like the Czech gloryhole stuff appeals to me so much, it's like my cunt wants to be an extrovert but the rest of me wants leaving alone."
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Right! Returned from my munchies. Will just check in on you lovely folk in the corner and will now hit the dance floor. Any fellow extroverts care to join?
Let's do this"
Put Las Orichas on! |
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"I’m the strippergram for tonight’s entertainment. I’ve recently bought a pair of Velcro pull off pants and a crocodile snapper g string with matching dickie bow.
Now where’s the Birthday girl / hen / recently divorced / lady who just wants to see me thrust my hips?"
The only velcro I have is the strip running down my back and the strip I put on the wall to make sure I stand there. I do have a nice rhododendron hat though so I can be a proper wallflower |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right! Returned from my munchies. Will just check in on you lovely folk in the corner and will now hit the dance floor. Any fellow extroverts care to join? "
Introverts like dancing too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Spin off from last night. Who wants to sit in the corner with me and be awkward? "
Infact, im that awkward im far more comfortable in my own corner... Company is hard frigging work! |
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"Right! Returned from my munchies. Will just check in on you lovely folk in the corner and will now hit the dance floor. Any fellow extroverts care to join?
Introverts like dancing too! "
Like no-one is watching because..........no-one is watching. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Right! Returned from my munchies. Will just check in on you lovely folk in the corner and will now hit the dance floor. Any fellow extroverts care to join?
Introverts like dancing too! "
Please join us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stop hogging all the quiet corners Y'all. I need to sit somewhere and snog the face off my favourite Forumite.
That's an extrovert activity lol"
Oopsie, I'll fuck off next door then |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Stop hogging all the quiet corners Y'all. I need to sit somewhere and snog the face off my favourite Forumite.
That's an extrovert activity lol
Oopsie, I'll fuck off next door then "
May I join you? My feet are tiring from the dancing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stop hogging all the quiet corners Y'all. I need to sit somewhere and snog the face off my favourite Forumite.
That's an extrovert activity lol
Oopsie, I'll fuck off next door then
May I join you? My feet are tiring from the dancing "
Absolutely, let's go cause a scene next door. You never know, some of the "shy" folk may come and watch xx |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Stop hogging all the quiet corners Y'all. I need to sit somewhere and snog the face off my favourite Forumite.
That's an extrovert activity lol
Oopsie, I'll fuck off next door then
May I join you? My feet are tiring from the dancing
Absolutely, let's go cause a scene next door. You never know, some of the "shy" folk may come and watch xx"
Brilliant idea |
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By *JohnMan
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
Where did all these noisy people come from? I was hoping this corner would be quiet. But there's a door outside here, and the garden looks empty. I'm just going to slip out unnoticed for a few minutes. |
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