Light hearted thread with the funniest answer winning a curly wurly 
Simply write what you'd offer or what you'd want from them to have sex with the person above.
It could be money or chocolate but Keep it witty and friendly |
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"All I want is that curly wurly ain't had one of them in years 
Come up with a witty comment and it might be yours my friend "
They say, “You are what you eat!” that’s funny. I don’t remember eating a sexy beast this morning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd offer, ANYONE, mad enough to want me inside them, a lifetime of witty comebacks.
Txt me the situation, the comment that's come to you and I'll instantly reply with a savage burn. |
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"I would need some raspberry ripple icecream in a chocolate waffle cone, some very expensive vodka and a horse and carriage ride around new york"
Brilliant I love how you've got the type of answer the thread was meant to be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd offer, ANYONE, mad enough to want me inside them, a lifetime of witty comebacks.
Txt me the situation, the comment that's come to you and I'll instantly reply with a savage burn. "
Would you also treat the burn with some kind of lotion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd offer, ANYONE, mad enough to want me inside them, a lifetime of witty comebacks.
Txt me the situation, the comment that's come to you and I'll instantly reply with a savage burn.
Would you also treat the burn with some kind of lotion? "
I'm afraid not madam, I'm not a doctor |
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"All I want is that curly wurly ain't had one of them in years
Come up with a witty comment and it might be yours my friend
They say, “You are what you eat!” that’s funny. I don’t remember eating a sexy beast this morning "
Does that mean that people who love giving BJs are really just total dicks? And, if they swallow, a bit slimy too?
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"We’d buy her five half lager and blacks then a large kebob.
I’d just like to watch you two......
Do I still need to offer something for that??
I’d give hours of attention from me to you. "
That would be perfect  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We’d buy her five half lager and blacks then a large kebob.
I’d just like to watch you two......
Do I still need to offer something for that?? "
Just pop 50p in the meter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Koenigsegg Jesko
shit I would let you fuck me for that"
My vagina is in need of some hair removal. If you can help to make it as smooth as your head I will let you bone me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Koenigsegg Jesko
shit I would let you fuck me for that
My vagina is in need of some hair removal. If you can help to make it as smooth as your head I will let you bone me? "
Runs off to Tesco... |
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