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Does it still happen on this site much only I'm getting a new car soon and I was just wondering if anybody could tell me which car will have a boot big enough to put all my shoes in?
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over a year ago
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I can't answer your question because I have a juggernaut filled with my shoes which follows my chauffeur driven limo "
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"Does it still happen on this site much only I'm getting a new car soon and I was just wondering if anybody could tell me which car will have a boot big enough to put all my shoes in?
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I don’t use a car to carry my shoes. I make my minions run behind any car I’m travelling in, each carrying a box of my precious heels, and woe betide them if they drop them! The minions are replaceable, but not the heels!! Viv xx |
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"Does it still happen on this site much only I'm getting a new car soon and I was just wondering if anybody could tell me which car will have a boot big enough to put all my shoes in?
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depends how many kicks up the arse you expect"
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Don't you know owning shoes and cars is responsible for 98% of all unexplained deaths in woodlice? Sir David Attenborough denounces such a lifestyle. I walk 67 miles a day to work and back in my bare, calloused and bleeding feet in order to save the planet. It's nothing much but at least I try.
I see your stealth boast and raise you some virtue signalling...
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"Don't you know owning shoes and cars is responsible for 98% of all unexplained deaths in woodlice? Sir David Attenborough denounces such a lifestyle. I walk 67 miles a day to work and back in my bare, calloused and bleeding feet in order to save the planet. It's nothing much but at least I try.
I see your stealth boast and raise you some virtue signalling...
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"Don't you know owning shoes and cars is responsible for 98% of all unexplained deaths in woodlice? Sir David Attenborough denounces such a lifestyle. I walk 67 miles a day to work and back in my bare, calloused and bleeding feet in order to save the planet. It's nothing much but at least I try.
I see your stealth boast and raise you some virtue signalling...
That's why I transferred ownership of my car to my butler's donkey which I sponsor in Kathmandu."
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"Does it still happen on this site much only I'm getting a new car soon and I was just wondering if anybody could tell me which car will have a boot big enough to put all my shoes in?
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