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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

car, would you let me drive it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes

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By *n4MotionMan over a year ago

Braintree

Nope

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

No..... I don’t let anyone drive my beast

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Yeah. It's ensured for any driver. "

Insured even

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes"

You have a beautiful car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"car, would you let me drive it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me drive it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine’s getting old now. But still going strong. I’m on bangernomics now. You can drive it but I can’t imagine you’d say it’s beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t have a car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes

You have a beautiful car

Hop in bby, take me for a spin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No only i get to drive her

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"car, would you let me drive it

As long as you don't try to parallel park, I guess so.

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

You can drive my car and give me a rest for a while. We’re off to Dublin tonight coming for a spin?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman over a year ago

somewhere

I don't drive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"car, would you let me drive it

Absolutely..no question...you can drive ...can't you ???

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"car, would you let me drive it

I’d say no way because you obviously can’t see well enough to drive because my car is knackered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am a very good driver and can park anywhere, last night I parked on top of a tree

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Yup ..you can spread eagle yourself over the bonnet as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Course, and if I had a brand new combine Harvester I would gladly give you the key

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Course, and if I had a brand new combine Harvester I would gladly give you the key

Don’t suppose you have a big ladder do you?, I’m having trouble getting in my car

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes but don't touch the music, that's mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes but don't touch the music, that's mine. "

Spoil sport

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"car, would you let me drive it

I’d say no way because you obviously can’t see well enough to drive because my car is knackered. "

I can drive blindfolded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"car, would you let me drive it

The last time somebody said that and I let them drive it.

They drove it up the path and then the embankment literally. Insurance company was not happy.

Now I just stock to driving bangers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"car, would you let me drive it

The last time somebody said that and I let them drive it.

They drove it up the path and then the embankment literally. Insurance company was not happy.

Now I just stock to driving bangers

*stick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Course, and if I had a brand new combine Harvester I would gladly give you the key

Don’t suppose you have a big ladder do you?, I’m having trouble getting in my car

I don't but I can give you a boost

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By *rReyMan over a year ago

Fleet

"car, would you let me drive it

Hell no, not even for a promise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"car, would you let me drive it

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noooooo I have a TVR it chugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can drive my clapped out old banger anytime

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Course, and if I had a brand new combine Harvester I would gladly give you the key

Don’t suppose you have a big ladder do you?, I’m having trouble getting in my car

I don't but I can give you a boost

She'd rather have a Twix......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope. I'm hard work and I know it lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"car, would you let me drive it

Hell no, not even for a promise

You must triharder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feel free to drive mine just dont bring it back

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

Yes but I doubt anyone would call an old freelander beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooh the daily f250 truck yes.

Not the classic though only i drive that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’m better on a bus really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes but I doubt anyone would call an old freelander beautiful

Real beauty isn't skin deep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes but I doubt anyone would call an old freelander beautiful

Real beauty isn't skin deep.

How about rust

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, but only if you drive to somewhere nice and secluded

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You haven't seen my car you may be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You haven't seen my car you may be disappointed

You should have seen mine yesterday before it was cleaned, it looked like a giant seagull poo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No but you can sit in the driver's seat and make engine noises

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

"car, would you let me drive it

No, I'm a bit of a stickler when in comes insurance, plus I don't even know if you have a licence and are competent driver.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No but you can sit in the driver's seat and make engine noises"

Do you have a stick on steering wheel, I find that helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes but I doubt anyone would call an old freelander beautiful

Real beauty isn't skin deep.

How about rust

We all have rust, it has a story to tell and their fire interesting, unlike a shiny new one, for a Landover it adds value.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"car, would you let me drive it

No, I'm a bit of a stickler when in comes insurance, plus I don't even know if you have a licence and are competent driver."

I’m very good on the dodgems

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Only if you paid for the insurance , it's not cheap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only if you paid for the insurance , it's not cheap! "

If less than 26 pence it’s a deal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"car, would you let me drive it

About time someone on fab started a valet parking service on fab, nice one OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"car, would you let me drive it

No, but could chauffeur you and Lucy to a nice country pub with gin garden.

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bingley

"Yes but I doubt anyone would call an old freelander beautiful

Real beauty isn't skin deep.

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nor inside in this thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No but you can sit in the driver's seat and make engine noises

Do you have a stick on steering wheel, I find that helps

I do, vroom vroom

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"car, would you let me drive it

Afraid not, sorry.

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By *orianGrey200Man over a year ago

birmingham

You can drive my car if you'll let me share your cheesecakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Sings*

“Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I'll love you

Beep beep mm, beep beep yeah”

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

sure...if you know what the front-approach angle is (to the bib spoiler) in standard height configuration, on 18 inch wheels?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, cause women can’t drive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, cause women can’t drive

You bad boiii

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No, cause women can’t drive

I’ll drive you into your wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Sings*

“Baby you can drive my car

Yes I'm gonna be a star

Baby you can drive my car

And maybe I'll love you

Beep beep mm, beep beep yeah”"

I’m singing that now Doc

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"car, would you let me drive it

About time someone on fab started a valet parking service on fab, nice one OP

Where have you parked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, cause women can’t drive

I have first hand experience...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, cause women can’t drive

I’ll drive you into your wardrobe

I’ll meet you halfway and let you change my gear stick

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