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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm leaving this verification because this guy turned up....He sent me millions of messages saying he wanted to fuck now and I found that irresistible and creative....He said he was 8 inches and it was 8 fab inches but reality 6....He opened his zip and it smelt like someone had opened a bag of cheesy wotsits....The conversation was forsed....he left me without a orgasm but he came so that all that counts....i wasnt let down as he was the best idiot I saw in this meat market....I advise you all to meet him and you will experience new levels of disappointment like I did with this chav scrubber....Oh and thanks for leaving poo stains in my bed.
Make sure you meet him he's amazzzzzinnggggggggg  |
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over a year ago
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I send guys 50 messages a day with a pic of my pussy but lucky if I get one reply. I try all the best opening lines like "hi x" "you ok" "you free now" "how are you" "wanna fuck" "like fat fannies" and even wrote a big ass essay about how I like to please men giving them massages and cuddles. I copy and paste everything so I can send out hundreds without bothering to read their profile or even picking people I like from their photos because any cocks a goal. Nothing works.
But this guy actually replied!
I continually sent him 5 messages a day asking "how's you" just to be annoying. I kept telling him how horny I was, that I just masturbated (again) to his pics and kept being pushy asking for his kik or whatsapp every day so I could send him video of it even though he kept telling me no. I uploaded photos from 20 years ago when I was in my prime with my big perky boobs, silky red hair and skinny mini waistband from before I had 5 kids and spend 20 years eating chocolate cake for breakfast with a side of larger.
We finally met, albeit briefly, in Starbucks. I saw him standing at the counter all handsome and stunning, and younger than my son. The same age he thinks I am from my profile and photos. I wobbled up to him with the biggest grin and introduced myself. I could tell he was excited to see me, his eyes wide open, teeth chattering, hand shaking as he held it out for his change. "You don't look anything like your photo" he trembled "where are your teeth, why is your hair grey and for the love of god cover that hairy belly up". "What that silly old photo, no but people say you only get better with age" I replied, getting my dentures out of my bra.
He was so nervous and excited bless him he pissed himself leaving a big puddle on the floor and ran out of Starbucks. The next person in the queue stepped forwards and slipped on the puddle of piss falling right on her ass. I looked down and said to her "well I figured I could send whatever photos and once he was here he would just say ah fuck it we might as well shag anyway now".
I think the poor guy was so embarrassed he couldn't face me again because he's blocked me on fab, email, kik, whatsapp, phone and carrier pigeon.
If you read this babe, don't worry, I'm so desperate I'll still fuck you, even if you are covered in piss. I will have to wash it off after though because my husband doesn't know I'm on Fab cheating on him. I'm masturbating to your photos again as I write this, unblock me on kik so I can send you a video of it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I send guys 50 messages a day with a pic of my pussy but lucky if I get one reply. I try all the best opening lines like "hi x" "you ok" "you free now" "how are you" "wanna fuck" "like fat fannies" and even wrote a big ass essay about how I like to please men giving them massages and cuddles. I copy and paste everything so I can send out hundreds without bothering to read their profile or even picking people I like from their photos because any cocks a goal. Nothing works.
But this guy actually replied!
I continually sent him 5 messages a day asking "how's you" just to be annoying. I kept telling him how horny I was, that I just masturbated (again) to his pics and kept being pushy asking for his kik or whatsapp every day so I could send him video of it even though he kept telling me no. I uploaded photos from 20 years ago when I was in my prime with my big perky boobs, silky red hair and skinny mini waistband from before I had 5 kids and spend 20 years eating chocolate cake for breakfast with a side of larger.
We finally met, albeit briefly, in Starbucks. I saw him standing at the counter all handsome and stunning, and younger than my son. The same age he thinks I am from my profile and photos. I wobbled up to him with the biggest grin and introduced myself. I could tell he was excited to see me, his eyes wide open, teeth chattering, hand shaking as he held it out for his change. "You don't look anything like your photo" he trembled "where are your teeth, why is your hair grey and for the love of god cover that hairy belly up". "What that silly old photo, no but people say you only get better with age" I replied, getting my dentures out of my bra.
He was so nervous and excited bless him he pissed himself leaving a big puddle on the floor and ran out of Starbucks. The next person in the queue stepped forwards and slipped on the puddle of piss falling right on her ass. I looked down and said to her "well I figured I could send whatever photos and once he was here he would just say ah fuck it we might as well shag anyway now".
I think the poor guy was so embarrassed he couldn't face me again because he's blocked me on fab, email, kik, whatsapp, phone and carrier pigeon.
If you read this babe, don't worry, I'm so desperate I'll still fuck you, even if you are covered in piss. I will have to wash it off after though because my husband doesn't know I'm on Fab cheating on him. I'm masturbating to your photos again as I write this, unblock me on kik so I can send you a video of it"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I send guys 50 messages a day with a pic of my pussy but lucky if I get one reply. I try all the best opening lines like "hi x" "you ok" "you free now" "how are you" "wanna fuck" "like fat fannies" and even wrote a big ass essay about how I like to please men giving them massages and cuddles. I copy and paste everything so I can send out hundreds without bothering to read their profile or even picking people I like from their photos because any cocks a goal. Nothing works.
But this guy actually replied!
I continually sent him 5 messages a day asking "how's you" just to be annoying. I kept telling him how horny I was, that I just masturbated (again) to his pics and kept being pushy asking for his kik or whatsapp every day so I could send him video of it even though he kept telling me no. I uploaded photos from 20 years ago when I was in my prime with my big perky boobs, silky red hair and skinny mini waistband from before I had 5 kids and spend 20 years eating chocolate cake for breakfast with a side of larger.
We finally met, albeit briefly, in Starbucks. I saw him standing at the counter all handsome and stunning, and younger than my son. The same age he thinks I am from my profile and photos. I wobbled up to him with the biggest grin and introduced myself. I could tell he was excited to see me, his eyes wide open, teeth chattering, hand shaking as he held it out for his change. "You don't look anything like your photo" he trembled "where are your teeth, why is your hair grey and for the love of god cover that hairy belly up". "What that silly old photo, no but people say you only get better with age" I replied, getting my dentures out of my bra.
He was so nervous and excited bless him he pissed himself leaving a big puddle on the floor and ran out of Starbucks. The next person in the queue stepped forwards and slipped on the puddle of piss falling right on her ass. I looked down and said to her "well I figured I could send whatever photos and once he was here he would just say ah fuck it we might as well shag anyway now".
I think the poor guy was so embarrassed he couldn't face me again because he's blocked me on fab, email, kik, whatsapp, phone and carrier pigeon.
If you read this babe, don't worry, I'm so desperate I'll still fuck you, even if you are covered in piss. I will have to wash it off after though because my husband doesn't know I'm on Fab cheating on him. I'm masturbating to your photos again as I write this, unblock me on kik so I can send you a video of it"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I caught his rash.  "
Haha can you imagine!
Met this guy in person, had a few drinks before playing. He had the most beautiful rash + I was lucky enough to catch it. Don't let this one pass you by ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm leaving this verification because this guy turned up....He sent me millions of messages saying he wanted to fuck now and I found that irresistible and creative....He said he was 8 inches and it was 8 fab inches but reality 6....He opened his zip and it smelt like someone had opened a bag of cheesy wotsits....The conversation was forsed....he left me without a orgasm but he came so that all that counts....i wasnt let down as he was the best idiot I saw in this meat market....I advise you all to meet him and you will experience new levels of disappointment like I did with this chav scrubber....Oh and thanks for leaving poo stains in my bed.
Make sure you meet him he's amazzzzzinnggggggggg "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I send guys 50 messages a day with a pic of my pussy but lucky if I get one reply. I try all the best opening lines like "hi x" "you ok" "you free now" "how are you" "wanna fuck" "like fat fannies" and even wrote a big ass essay about how I like to please men giving them massages and cuddles. I copy and paste everything so I can send out hundreds without bothering to read their profile or even picking people I like from their photos because any cocks a goal. Nothing works.
But this guy actually replied!
I continually sent him 5 messages a day asking "how's you" just to be annoying. I kept telling him how horny I was, that I just masturbated (again) to his pics and kept being pushy asking for his kik or whatsapp every day so I could send him video of it even though he kept telling me no. I uploaded photos from 20 years ago when I was in my prime with my big perky boobs, silky red hair and skinny mini waistband from before I had 5 kids and spend 20 years eating chocolate cake for breakfast with a side of larger.
We finally met, albeit briefly, in Starbucks. I saw him standing at the counter all handsome and stunning, and younger than my son. The same age he thinks I am from my profile and photos. I wobbled up to him with the biggest grin and introduced myself. I could tell he was excited to see me, his eyes wide open, teeth chattering, hand shaking as he held it out for his change. "You don't look anything like your photo" he trembled "where are your teeth, why is your hair grey and for the love of god cover that hairy belly up". "What that silly old photo, no but people say you only get better with age" I replied, getting my dentures out of my bra.
He was so nervous and excited bless him he pissed himself leaving a big puddle on the floor and ran out of Starbucks. The next person in the queue stepped forwards and slipped on the puddle of piss falling right on her ass. I looked down and said to her "well I figured I could send whatever photos and once he was here he would just say ah fuck it we might as well shag anyway now".
I think the poor guy was so embarrassed he couldn't face me again because he's blocked me on fab, email, kik, whatsapp, phone and carrier pigeon.
If you read this babe, don't worry, I'm so desperate I'll still fuck you, even if you are covered in piss. I will have to wash it off after though because my husband doesn't know I'm on Fab cheating on him. I'm masturbating to your photos again as I write this, unblock me on kik so I can send you a video of it"
Best thing I have read today . Funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I caught his rash.
Haha can you imagine!
Met this guy in person, had a few drinks before playing. He had the most beautiful rash + I was lucky enough to catch it. Don't let this one pass you by ladies"
Bring cortisone cream! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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'Treat her with no respect, she has a body of a 1980s sweeping brush and the voice of a dot matrix printer belting out at full chat hooked up to a acorn pc.
she came like a french police water cannon at full pelt at yellow vest protesters, be under no illusion though her blow jobs are to live for, mess her about guys' |
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