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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We see almost daily threads on penis size.
They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.
My question to every penis owner on fab is this :
Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?
Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We see almost daily threads on penis size.
They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.
My question to every penis owner on fab is this :
Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?
Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?
"
It started off as a survey about my shopping habits but then he started going on about my cock |
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"We see almost daily threads on penis size.
They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.
My question to every penis owner on fab is this :
Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?
Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?
"
Isn't it standard practice for your doctor to measure your penis every 6 months?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We see almost daily threads on penis size.
They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.
My question to every penis owner on fab is this :
Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?
Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?
Isn't it standard practice for your doctor to measure your penis every 6 months? "
 yes it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes and I ended up shagging the mother's friend, who had a cousin who worked in the army, of the person who measured it.
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Have you fell in a puddle F&B |
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"We see almost daily threads on penis size.
They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.
My question to every penis owner on fab is this :
Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?
Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?
Isn't it standard practice for your doctor to measure your penis every 6 months?
yes it is "
Thank the gods for that! |
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I haven't. Someone needs to establish the criteria for measuring, the right units (sky remotes but which version of the remote, or deodorant can, but which brand?), where to measure from, the temperature at time of measurement etc. So much to consider |
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"I haven't. Someone needs to establish the criteria for measuring, the right units (sky remotes but which version of the remote, or deodorant can, but which brand?), where to measure from, the temperature at time of measurement etc. So much to consider "
I'd say the smaller remotes are a safer bet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No, and I can't say I know of anyone who has. Good catch OP, how can there be a sure average penis size when no-one's actually measuring penises!
Should that be a man's job or a woman's? Measurer I mean. I think a man might mark another man down out of jealousy where as a woman might mark a guy up if she likes the look of him. What are they measuring against? Do we bring our own tins and TV remotes? Who judges the judges? My heads wrecked here OP |
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"I haven't. Someone needs to establish the criteria for measuring, the right units (sky remotes but which version of the remote, or deodorant can, but which brand?), where to measure from, the temperature at time of measurement etc. So much to consider
I'd say the smaller remotes are a safer bet "
Just an amazon firestick for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No, and I can't say I know of anyone who has. Good catch OP, how can there be a sure average penis size when no-one's actually measuring penises!
Should that be a man's job or a woman's? Measurer I mean. I think a man might mark another man down out of jealousy where as a woman might mark a guy up if she likes the look of him. What are they measuring against? Do we bring our own tins and TV remotes? Who judges the judges? My heads wrecked here OP "
Perhaps there needs to be an independent ombudsman set up, offcock. That way then they could really get down on it and handle the weighty meat of the issue. |
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"We see almost daily threads on penis size.
They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.
My question to every penis owner on fab is this :
Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?
Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?
"
No and no.
Are there realy professional penis measures? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We see almost daily threads on penis size.
They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.
My question to every penis owner on fab is this :
Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?
Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?
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Research suggests that inserting ones penis into a willing participant, and the participant's reaction to said manoeuvre, is the most accurate way to test penis size
Evidence based practice yo!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We see almost daily threads on penis size.
They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.
My question to every penis owner on fab is this :
Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?
Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?
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who professionally measures penis? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We see almost daily threads on penis size.
They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.
My question to every penis owner on fab is this :
Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?
Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?
who professionally measures penis? "
Funnily enough I do as part of my job, no joke! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We see almost daily threads on penis size.
They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.
My question to every penis owner on fab is this :
Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?
Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?
who professionally measures penis?
Funnily enough I do as part of my job, no joke!"
really when can you fit me in |
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"I haven't. Someone needs to establish the criteria for measuring, the right units (sky remotes but which version of the remote, or deodorant can, but which brand?), where to measure from, the temperature at time of measurement etc. So much to consider "
You forgot Mr sheen  |
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"I haven't. Someone needs to establish the criteria for measuring, the right units (sky remotes but which version of the remote, or deodorant can, but which brand?), where to measure from, the temperature at time of measurement etc. So much to consider
You forgot Mr sheen "
How could I forget that!! |
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"I haven't. Someone needs to establish the criteria for measuring, the right units (sky remotes but which version of the remote, or deodorant can, but which brand?), where to measure from, the temperature at time of measurement etc. So much to consider
You forgot Mr sheen
How could I forget that!! "
Still makes me giggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes, I was asked by a lady conducting her own personal survey on the length of my love muscle. She asked to see if how much would be left sticking out if the tip touched her tonsils.
The answer was 3. |
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Apparently the way they measure erect penis length in surveys without requiring an erection, is by stretching the flaccid member as long as possible and measuring the length. Studies have shown this is an accurate indication of erect length. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You could probably slap it onto one of the foot measuring machines at Clarks. It would give you length and girth, and recommend a reasonably priced shoe to fit it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We see almost daily threads on penis size.
They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.
My question to every penis owner on fab is this :
Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?
Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?
"
Only by my eye never professionally |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We see almost daily threads on penis size.
They usually quote one bullshit statistic or another.
My question to every penis owner on fab is this :
Have you ever had your penis professionally measured for a survey?
Actually, has anyone ever been asked how big their penis is for the purpose of a survey?
"
Hands to you the Penis measuring tape! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Interesting results so far.
There seems to be a very common answer.
It’s not looking great for the average penis statistic quotes.
Do you reckon somebody somewhere has made the stats up without actually measuring every penis in the country?
The average penis length could be much much bigger or smaller than anyone ever realised!
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