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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Post yours here and hopefully give people a giggle.
As it's my idea I had best start things off...hope you like ...
I woke up this morning,wondering where I was
I knew that I was in my bed,but there were doubts because
The dream I had seemed just too real,
I felt I was still there
The pillow damp my cock was sore there were scratches everywhere...
There were dungeons there were dragons,
porn stars and a Gimp
Blondes brunettes a couple of dwarves and a scary big black pimp
His string of hoes were going round seeing to every wish
With strap ons chains and pin wheels they would meet my every need
A man in drag,a wizened old hag and a fit bird who could squirt
They held me down they lubed me up and told me it wouldn't hurt
The sucking fucking fisting gushing came from everywhere
Who was doing what to whom no one seemed care
I was sweating,I was trembling...my mind brought to its knees
Every filthy thing been done yet all I felt was peace
.... Well now its its time for bed again,I hope I dream like that
But this time I hope I don't wake up shagging the bloody cat!!!
Dan.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!
There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!
There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went
(Shamelessly stolen)"
May have been shamelessly stolen..but gave me a good giggle anyway.thanks.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name is Rabbie Burns
and i work at the ploo
i earn my gelt
fae the sweat o ma brew
But you my dear
are just the reverse
you earn your gelt
fae the sweat o yer erse
might need some translation from the scots into english |
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