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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago
lanarkshire |
"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this  "
All the time...sometimes I’m actually annoyed someone’s not with me to be amused by me too lol (female)  |
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I don’t think I’m funny, but I always seem to make most laugh or smile
Maybe it’s my face or just I’m a little nuts, who knows but if I make someone smile once a day and forget (even if for a few minutes) forget their worries, then job done  |
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"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this
You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas
Wtf have we had this convo "
Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels  |
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"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this
You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas
Wtf have we had this convo
Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels "
Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category |
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"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this
You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas
Wtf have we had this convo
Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels
Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category "
Furrynuff. I'm gonna eat curly wurly's then  |
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"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this
You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas
Wtf have we had this convo
Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels
Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category
Furrynuff. I'm gonna eat curly wurly's then "
Where's mine |
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"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this
You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas
Wtf have we had this convo
Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels
Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category
Furrynuff. I'm gonna eat curly wurly's then
Where's mine "
Gnmmph, mummmff, it's not in my, schlirmfff, mouth. Honest  |
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"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this
You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas
Wtf have we had this convo
Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels
Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category
Furrynuff. I'm gonna eat curly wurly's then
Where's mine
Gnmmph, mummmff, it's not in my, schlirmfff, mouth. Honest "
In English please |
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"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this
You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas
Wtf have we had this convo
Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels
Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category
Furrynuff. I'm gonna eat curly wurly's then
Where's mine
Gnmmph, mummmff, it's not in my, schlirmfff, mouth. Honest
In English please "
Sorry. Had a gob full of curly wurly. Bugger. I didn't eat yours. Honest. |
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"I think your sexual niche is very scary
Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys "
No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me |
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"I think your sexual niche is very scary
Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys
No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me "
When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO  |
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"Hello. How's all tonight. I find myself funny. I amuse myself. Anyone else feel this
You amuse me too. A good giggle. I've just sold another box of bananas
Wtf have we had this convo
Course we have. Sold enough bananas to buy a pair of cuban heels
Feck me I went for the box. You've been put in my window licker category
Furrynuff. I'm gonna eat curly wurly's then
Where's mine
Gnmmph, mummmff, it's not in my, schlirmfff, mouth. Honest
In English please
Sorry. Had a gob full of curly wurly. Bugger. I didn't eat yours. Honest."
Bitch |
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"Gotta be honest, really putting some effort into fab recently, but really struggling, just finding things so draining
HG
Xp
Don't take it too seriously. Be funny be yourself you never know "
I don’t, but the constant ignoring of your best efforts to be kind, funny and considerate, makes you think why the fuck do I bother?!?
More chance of winning the lottery I reckon
But thank you for your kind reply xxxx |
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"I think your sexual niche is very scary
Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys
No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me
When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO "
It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma. |
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"I think your sexual niche is very scary
Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys
No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me
When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO "
It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma. |
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"I think your sexual niche is very scary
Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys
No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me
When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO
It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma."
It’s the swinging that scares me, I get sick |
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"Gotta be honest, really putting some effort into fab recently, but really struggling, just finding things so draining
HG
Xp
Don't take it too seriously. Be funny be yourself you never know
I don’t, but the constant ignoring of your best efforts to be kind, funny and considerate, makes you think why the fuck do I bother?!?
More chance of winning the lottery I reckon
But thank you for your kind reply xxxx"
Do you need the winning lottery numbers |
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"I think your sexual niche is very scary
Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys
No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me
When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO
It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma."
You said that twice. You want twice as big |
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"Gotta be honest, really putting some effort into fab recently, but really struggling, just finding things so draining
HG
Xp
Don't take it too seriously. Be funny be yourself you never know
I don’t, but the constant ignoring of your best efforts to be kind, funny and considerate, makes you think why the fuck do I bother?!?
More chance of winning the lottery I reckon
But thank you for your kind reply xxxx
Do you need the winning lottery numbers "
Just a reply to an opening message would be appreciated, hugely  |
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"Gotta be honest, really putting some effort into fab recently, but really struggling, just finding things so draining
HG
Xp
Don't take it too seriously. Be funny be yourself you never know
I don’t, but the constant ignoring of your best efforts to be kind, funny and considerate, makes you think why the fuck do I bother?!?
More chance of winning the lottery I reckon
But thank you for your kind reply xxxx
Do you need the winning lottery numbers
Just a reply to an opening message would be appreciated, hugely "
Bless you keep trying. There are nice people out there |
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"I think your sexual niche is very scary
Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys
No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me
When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO
It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.
You said that twice. You want twice as big "
Okay. I'll go up to a tangerine but no bigger |
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"I think your sexual niche is very scary
Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys
No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me
When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO
It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.
You said that twice. You want twice as big
Okay. I'll go up to a tangerine but no bigger "
Duck tape |
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I have a sense of humour that is a bit of acquired taste. Some love it, lots don’t. I laugh at myself frequently. That is often my purpose for posting. If anyone else laughs too it’s a bonus. |
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"I like to make myself chuckle on the train, no-one sits next to you then
You need me on a bus. I was actually singing this morning "
Have you been on buses in East Yorkshire? Singing would make you one of the more stable passengers! |
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"I think your sexual niche is very scary
Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys
No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me
When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO
It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.
You said that twice. You want twice as big
Okay. I'll go up to a tangerine but no bigger
Duck tape "
Someone say duck tape? |
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"I think your sexual niche is very scary
Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys
No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me
When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO
It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.
You said that twice. You want twice as big
Okay. I'll go up to a tangerine but no bigger
Duck tape
Someone say duck tape?"
Wasn't it in a wardrobe |
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"I have a sense of humour that is a bit of acquired taste. Some love it, lots don’t. I laugh at myself frequently. That is often my purpose for posting. If anyone else laughs too it’s a bonus."
Oh doc squeezes |
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"I like to make myself chuckle on the train, no-one sits next to you then
You need me on a bus. I was actually singing this morning
Have you been on buses in East Yorkshire? Singing would make you one of the more stable passengers! "
Stable haha. Where I am they lick windows |
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"I think your sexual niche is very scary
Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys
No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me
When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO
It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.
You said that twice. You want twice as big
Okay. I'll go up to a tangerine but no bigger
Duck tape
Someone say duck tape?
Wasn't it in a wardrobe "
No, I’m in here now and can’t see it |
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"I think your sexual niche is very scary
Really I'm just honest. Don't meant to scare little boys
No, I won’t taking a pegging from a 12” bunker buster whilst clingfilmed up in a harness with an orange in my mouth. That scares me
When the feck did I say that. Oh yes LMAO
It would scare me too. I never go bigger than a satsuma.
You said that twice. You want twice as big
Okay. I'll go up to a tangerine but no bigger
Duck tape
Someone say duck tape?
Wasn't it in a wardrobe
No, I’m in here now and can’t see it"
Can it be in a wardrobe. It's my fetish |
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"I like to make myself chuckle on the train, no-one sits next to you then
You need me on a bus. I was actually singing this morning
Have you been on buses in East Yorkshire? Singing would make you one of the more stable passengers!
Stable haha. Where I am they lick windows "
Lick the seats here! |
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"I like to make myself chuckle on the train, no-one sits next to you then
You need me on a bus. I was actually singing this morning
Have you been on buses in East Yorkshire? Singing would make you one of the more stable passengers!
Stable haha. Where I am they lick windows
Lick the seats here! "
Chucked a little then. Really |
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