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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've just opened a tub of ice cream eaten half and now I feel sick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really like the new tuna cans that have foil instead of a ringpull |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just ate 2 pizzas and now having a few lagers and a cheeky JD and |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm stroking my smelly pussy. He needs a bath |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had salmon for dinner...now snacking on some grapes |
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McDonald's in Llandudno Junction has run out of milkshakes |
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Had bangers and mash for dinner after we both fad nondescript days at work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just ate 2 pizzas and now having a few lagers and a cheeky JD and "
2 pizzas? I'm sure you are my dream man pet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm stroking my smelly pussy. He needs a bath" nice misdirection |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having a cup of coffee in my new mug, done some ironing and might wash my growler haha |
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"Having a cup of coffee in my new mug, done some ironing and might wash my growler haha"
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I've just taken a photo for a friend and my face is covered in freckles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m waiting for Love Island |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just ate 2 pizzas and now having a few lagers and a cheeky JD and
2 pizzas? I'm sure you are my dream man pet "
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Facebook is broken "
And WhatsApp and Instagram |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
I’m watching Wild Bill.
Someone has to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ate a punnet of cherries and i have bellyache now x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My neighbours got a new shed |
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Tucked up in bed with a cuppa and Love Island |
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My slipper fell off my foot and now I have cold toes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ran out of milk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need to put the bed clothes on the bed before bedtime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve just eaten a salted caramel magnum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's 21.12 a time palindrome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need to file my thumb nail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm doing nothing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just got in from work, feet up, pjs on glass of wine - thinking about what to have for dinner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drinking my last can of Pepsi max |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm watching tennis... Awesome Gauff... What a player... Go girl
I've also just eaten a mint Mangum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wife at work.
I am watching Women’s Rugby, contemplating ordering a Chinese |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wife at work.
I am watching Women’s Rugby, contemplating ordering a Chinese"
a Chinese woman or a Chinese wife? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The dog has decided to go to sleep on the beanbag, even though he knows he always gets a bollocking for doing it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wife at work.
I am watching Women’s Rugby, contemplating ordering a Chinese
a Chinese woman or a Chinese wife?"
Yes.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My dog had been sick on my living room floor today |
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I'm just about to eat pear and custard |
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I didn’t win the parent’s race |
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By *W_RedMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
I've just mowed the lawn |
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I’ve just eaten a chicken salad and I’m having a wine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just put some washing on, I don't want to have to hang it out when it's finished though |
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I just had hiccoughs for about twenty minutes but they've gone now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm enjoying a nice Yorkshire tea then bed time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tonight i ate 3 bars of galaxy it was pleasurable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just noticed that the cup I'm drinking my milk from is slightly chipped. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ate some mixed nuts, the salted caramel coating was way too exciting, so am relieved there was an abundance of plain cashew nuts x Viv x (sadly the nuts were of the food variety) x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a brioche bun at work today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would it be a huge deal if I pissed the bed so I didn't have to get up? |
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"Would it be a huge deal if I pissed the bed so I didn't have to get up?"
Nah go for it... It'll be nice and warm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would it be a huge deal if I pissed the bed so I didn't have to get up?
Nah go for it... It'll be nice and warm "
Silver linings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm scratching my right knee cap and inner thigh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And my wrist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in the bath and my knee hurts |
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In from a hard gym session and im watching love island |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lethargic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've eaten alot of broccoli this week, and now I'm constipated
And I have alarmingly creaky floorboards
And a mysterious bruise on my leg, that looks a bit like a spaceship.
Oh, and I forgot to buy deodrant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just run out of Pringles. |
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Bloody phone charger isn't working |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in bed and I can't be bothered to get up so I can pee and brush my teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having a cup of coffee in my new mug, done some ironing and might wash my growler haha
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What? Lol |
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I’ve just broken my Nintendo Switch sad times indeed.... |
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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago
Stoke on Trent |
We bought a new bed but after swapping it over with our old bed, we're now too knackered to christen it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had an early night in bed with a magazine ( not that kinda magazine either ) |
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Black paint dries quicker than white paint in the sun |
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"I’ve just broken my Nintendo Switch sad times indeed...."
Was you playing tennis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There will be more boring news updates shortly. |
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"I’ve just broken my Nintendo Switch sad times indeed....
Was you playing tennis "
Unfortunately not.... I jumped on the sofa and forgot it was under a pillow wedged against the arm - one large crunch later |
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Will i have another beer or go to bed ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can’t decide if I want butterfly chicken on its own or butterfly chicken with two sides.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Great bowel movement everyone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm not taking my dog out because i dont have one |
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I done loads of washing yesterday |
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About to get ready for work. I just want to go back to sleep and maybe wake up Friday evening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sun is shining. Birds are singing. So am I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I almost had a banana for breakfast but it was off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I almost had a banana for breakfast but it was off. "
I have a ripe one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Chris Gayle of the West Indies Cricket team only got 7 runs today and he's Out already. |
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I’ve been sat waiting for the AA for nearly 4 hours. |
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The squirrels are stealing my strawberries from the garden |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
I can see my sock is on a bit squint but I'm too lazy to bend over and fix it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's sunny again and the outlook is sunny I can't take it anymore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm just eating potato salad and crisps for lunch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The back of my shirt is wet ..due to global warming |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I'm waiting for my toenails to dry. |
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"The squirrels are stealing my strawberries from the garden "
I like squirrels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm too hot |
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I’ve just peeled the skin of an apple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just finished put the kettle on. |
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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago
Stafford |
I cracked my toe open on my door this morning and it's still throbbing! |
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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire/Midlands |
Spent an hour today, tour guiding a group of 47 elderly day trippers around an English Heritage property for the first time. I was a little nervous, but soon got into the swing of things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are hopefully chosing a new sofa on Monday |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
*News Flash*. . . The stainless draining board has polished up well. . . More updates as it happens !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm about to start mowing the lawn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm hot. |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I'm hot."
We agree . . But what's your news? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spent an hour today, tour guiding a group of 47 elderly day trippers around an English Heritage property for the first time. I was a little nervous, but soon got into the swing of things. "
That reminds us....we have lost our English Heritage cards...and want to go to Attingham Park on Sat....bugger.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hot.
We agree . . But what's your news? "
That's my news. I'm hot coz I'm outside and it's hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And, our cat has just brought a dead mouse in for us....how kind. |
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Just broke my ankle, trust me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m number one on top pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stuck on m25 for 4 hours minimum, bad crash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well it's been hot hot hot all day nobody here has died of heat exposure and many have swam naked in the sea I think I deserve a Guinness for getting through this day it's been exhausting |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m number one on top pics "
ooo yes u are. Is it because you've only got 4 fingers on each hand are you are in fact an ALIEN. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Its gone from dark to light...all due to global warming I'm sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got cramp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Iv got lots of mosquito bites |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m researching road bikes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Foot down friday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m about to wipe my bum |
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We're preparing to set up camp for the weekend- it takes 9 hours to set up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm going to work in 2 hours. |
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And my legs bloody hurt today. I love weight lifting except when I hate it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My coffee is too hot.this is due to global warming... probably. |
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"My coffee is too hot.this is due to global warming... probably."
Hope you didn't burn it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just hoovered and wiped kitchen sides. Going to have a cup of tea and tackle the laundry.
#blessed #livingmybestlife |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I took my sunglasses off and polished them still couldn't see so took eyeballs out and polished them |
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Wishing my life away at work... until 6 at least |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
I'm sitting in a car and I feel slightly nauseous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lying in an overhot hotel room trying to sleep. Had a coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I before e except after c |
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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago
Stockport |
Someone put in a complaint about me.
Just annoyed it was the one.
Must try harder.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Waiting for it cool down then gonna walk the dog!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was going to get my hair cut tonight, but have decided to get it done tomorrow morning instead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fancied some cider tonight, so I've bought some. Also the paint is nearly dry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have just put my tea in the oven and when it’s ready I might just eat it
Anymore excitement and I will need a defibrillator
LJ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I before e except after c"
There's no I in 'team'.
Yes there is.
there's 'm' and 'e' = me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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eh I just ordered a lovely dress on ebay,,its red with white polka dots,,yea |
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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago
Shropshire/Midlands |
"Spent an hour today, tour guiding a group of 47 elderly day trippers around an English Heritage property for the first time. I was a little nervous, but soon got into the swing of things.
That reminds us....we have lost our English Heritage cards...and want to go to Attingham Park on Sat....bugger...."
Attingham Park is National Trust. I’m sure if you can prove your membership, they’ll let you in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just got back from shopping. Now relaxing with a coffee. Riveting, I know.
Holly
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just got back from shopping. Now relaxing with a coffee. Riveting, I know.
Holly
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gosh sounds really really wonderfully exciting,,wow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just got back from shopping. Now relaxing with a coffee. Riveting, I know.
Holly
gosh sounds really really wonderfully exciting,,wow "
Living the rock legend lifestyle
Holly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Its trying to rain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm lying on my back in the sun and I've got to walk 5 miles to get corfee |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The wind is blowing a tree outside from side to side..first one way then the other. The tree doesn't seem to mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've ran out of sugar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've ran out of sugar"
You’re sweet enough |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
The sunburn on my left shoulder hurts. I've taken some ibuprofen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've ran out of sugar
You’re sweet enough "
Smooth talker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The tides in at Rye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The bread’s out of date |
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Today is Saturday that's mid weekend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's raining |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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God it's hot, going for a swim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to abfabs last night and played pool. That's the only playing I did last night and I lost ... Twice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've just sanded our kitchen stool. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went to abfabs last night and played pool. That's the only playing I did last night and I lost ... Twice " but on the flipside you're in love much more interesting news |
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Jeez..a smelly guy has just sat next to me on the bus...I'm going to bring a cock pic up maybe he'll move ( there are other seats available) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m going to a bbq |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
I have just finished putting the first coat of paint on the walls in the spare bedroom. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Question just asked by a commentator to a jockey on itv racing,"which horse will win - yes or no" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just made a coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez..a smelly guy has just sat next to me on the bus...I'm going to bring a cock pic up maybe he'll move ( there are other seats available) " he may get closer though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in a good mood |
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over a year ago
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'Bout to shave me ed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feeling cute, might post a selfie? Like if you want to see one |
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over a year ago
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I've just educated myself on the John West jacket toppers (tuna with lime & black pepper dressing) nutritional values.
Diets going well. |
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over a year ago
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Just walked back from town after salon |
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I've just had a yogurt and I'm still not dressed |
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over a year ago
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"Feeling cute, might post a selfie? Like if you want to see one "
Might delete later? |
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over a year ago
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"I've just had a yogurt and I'm still not dressed "
Maybe put yoghurt on your body and wear it as a clothing |
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