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I bagged the man of my dreams, and probably many other peoples dreams too so suck my balls!
In truthsies, I adore this fella immensely and love him with every breath, even if at times I could elbow drop him in the nut sack.
Bliss by mouth Aka B, take a fucking bow you legend and Princess Peach tamer.
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over a year ago
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"Haha I’m totally confused 
I’ll sit in the kerb and observe for now to figure out what LPP actually stands for haha  "
Do you mind if i join you in working this one out |
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over a year ago
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"Haha I’m totally confused
I’ll sit in the kerb and observe for now to figure out what LPP actually stands for haha "
Oh Spurschick you are so beautiful and sexy! My favourite on the whole site. I wish that you would meet me and if show you just how special you are!!..... That's LPP
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over a year ago
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"I bagged the man of my dreams, and probably many other peoples dreams too so suck my balls!
In truthsies, I adore this fella immensely and love him with every breath, even if at times I could elbow drop him in the nut sack.
Bliss by mouth Aka B, take a fucking bow you legend and Princess Peach tamer.
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This one knows  |
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"Haha I’m totally confused
I’ll sit in the kerb and observe for now to figure out what LPP actually stands for haha
Oh Spurschick you are so beautiful and sexy! My favourite on the whole site. I wish that you would meet me and if show you just how special you are!!..... That's LPP
Holly"
Thanks Holly .... looks like I’ll need my bucket handy on the kerb with me for this thread .... a LPP overdrive haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Haha I’m totally confused
I’ll sit in the kerb and observe for now to figure out what LPP actually stands for haha
Oh Spurschick you are so beautiful and sexy! My favourite on the whole site. I wish that you would meet me and if show you just how special you are!!..... That's LPP
Holly
Thanks Holly .... looks like I’ll need my bucket handy on the kerb with me for this thread .... a LPP overdrive haha "
If you are going to do it, always go big or go home, that's my motto.... plus I want the reward
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Rubi is the sexiest woman I've ever seen. I love her forum posts, she's so insightful but also really funny.
I wish I could marry her and have her babies. She's the most amazing woman on fab, way better than that one I named yesterday and the one I fancied last week is just a bitch. |
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over a year ago
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The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.
There, an LPP job well done I reckon  |
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"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.
There, an LPP job well done I reckon "
It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!
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"Rubi is the sexiest woman I've ever seen. I love her forum posts, she's so insightful but also really funny.
I wish I could marry her and have her babies. She's the most amazing woman on fab, way better than that one I named yesterday and the one I fancied last week is just a bitch. "
It took me way to long to figure out who Rubi is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pat Mustard
He steals peoples sides of beds,talks through classic films like Jurassic Park and sends random pictures of vaginas.But his cock is amazing so I like him |
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"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.
There, an LPP job well done I reckon
It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!
Tea"
Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!
OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.
There. Good enough? |
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"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.
There, an LPP job well done I reckon
It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!
Tea
Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!
OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.
There. Good enough? "
Nope. NAMES! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.
There, an LPP job well done I reckon
It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!
Tea
Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!
OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.
There. Good enough?
Nope. NAMES! "
Just imagine some names in my text. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.
There, an LPP job well done I reckon
It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!
Tea
Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!
OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.
There. Good enough?
Nope. NAMES!
Just imagine some names in my text. "
It's alright, I already did
Do I get a prize if I'm right? |
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"Rubi is the sexiest woman I've ever seen. I love her forum posts, she's so insightful but also really funny.
I wish I could marry her and have her babies. She's the most amazing woman on fab, way better than that one I named yesterday and the one I fancied last week is just a bitch. "
Did you wet yourself? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.
There, an LPP job well done I reckon
It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!
Tea
Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!
OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.
There. Good enough?
Nope. NAMES!
Just imagine some names in my text.
It's alright, I already did
Do I get a prize if I'm right? "
Ticket to the zoo? |
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"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.
There, an LPP job well done I reckon
It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!
Tea"
That’s called urinating on the group |
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"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.
There, an LPP job well done I reckon
It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!
Tea
Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!
OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.
There. Good enough?
Nope. NAMES!
Just imagine some names in my text.
It's alright, I already did
Do I get a prize if I'm right?
Ticket to the zoo? "
Only if its one with orangutans |
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"The one with the penis is just Wow! And then there's the one with the cracking norks, amazing! And then there's that hilarious one and the caring one and all the other ones who I care about a lot.
There, an LPP job well done I reckon
It doesn't count if you don't name them! You can't go around being all vague about which post you're pissing on!
Tea
Ugh! You're sooooo bossy!
OK then. There's my beautiful boyfriend, my lovely amazing female friend, and one or two other caring and supportive and highly entertaining people.
There. Good enough?
Nope. NAMES!
Just imagine some names in my text.
It's alright, I already did
Do I get a prize if I'm right?
Ticket to the zoo?
Only if its one with orangutans "
It's a deal |
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Well as my beautiful, intelligent and unbelievably funny girlfriend has taken the time to write a thread I feel the need to take a monster piss.
Where can start with my jaw droppingly stunning girlfriend?
Holly has not stolen my heart I gave it willingly to her and she has become far more than my better half she has completed me in a way no one else ever has or ever will.
I will be there through the good times and bad, we will be making each other laugh and cry out in pleasure till the end of our days.
If anyone ever oversteps the mark or hurts Holly they will have me to answer to and i will defend her with my dying breath.
We are a match made in heaven and i love you now, yesterday and forever more.
Your Handsome Woodsman xxx
LJ |
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"Well as my beautiful, intelligent and unbelievably funny girlfriend has taken the time to write a thread I feel the need to take a monster piss.
Where can start with my jaw droppingly stunning girlfriend?
Holly has not stolen my heart I gave it willingly to her and she has become far more than my better half she has completed me in a way no one else ever has or ever will.
I will be there through the good times and bad, we will be making each other laugh and cry out in pleasure till the end of our days.
If anyone ever oversteps the mark or hurts Holly they will have me to answer to and i will defend her with my dying breath.
We are a match made in heaven and i love you now, yesterday and forever more.
Your Handsome Woodsman xxx
LJ"
Oh wow! I'm actually speechless with that. That is so beautiful and I'm so touched. I'll have to put my thinking cap on and see it I can even touch those wonderful words tomorrow  luv)
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Gemini. You're my wise old owl and I owe you many thanks for being so honest, true and even brutal when needed. You're a legend among men and very dear to me. I'm a better person for knowing you, albeit virtually.
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