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over a year ago
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"Just saw on Facebook that Bueno Pearls are now a thing! About the size of malteasers. They look beautiful 
Now F&B can make anal beads from them!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius "
If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely  |
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely "
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole "
at least someone who gets me |
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me "
What can I say, I'm a clever guy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy "
With an 37°C anus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole "
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus "
37.5 bud  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud "
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you ! |
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you ! "
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you! "
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x |
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x"
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?"
Ciao is a code for analocchi |
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?
Ciao is a code for analocchi "
I see.
So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?
Ciao is a code for analocchi
I see.
So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,"
I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection
Well here I am
Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?"
I could make it so |
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?
Ciao is a code for analocchi
I see.
So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,
I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao "
I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection
Well here I am
Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?
I could make it so"
Are you creamy and cold? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection
Well here I am
Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?
I could make it so
Are you creamy and cold?"
I could make it so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?
Ciao is a code for analocchi
I see.
So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,
I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao
I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi? "
Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?"
Caio |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection
Well here I am
Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?
I could make it so
Are you creamy and cold?
I could make it so "
Are you covered in crunchy wafer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection
Well here I am
Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?
I could make it so
Are you creamy and cold?
I could make it so
Are you covered in crunchy wafer?"
Listen. I’m perfect okay |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?
Ciao is a code for analocchi
I see.
So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,
I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao
I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?
Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly "
Loving the randomness  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection
Well here I am
Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?
I could make it so
Are you creamy and cold?
I could make it so
Are you covered in crunchy wafer?
Listen. I’m perfect okay"
Is your bottom filled with chocolate? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?
Ciao is a code for analocchi
I see.
So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,
I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao
I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?
Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly
Loving the randomness "
Does the randomness make you want to fuck us both ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection
Well here I am
Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?
I could make it so
Are you creamy and cold?
I could make it so
Are you covered in crunchy wafer?
Listen. I’m perfect okay
Is your bottom filled with chocolate? "
Yes. Yes it is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection
Well here I am
Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?
I could make it so
Are you creamy and cold?
I could make it so
Are you covered in crunchy wafer?
Listen. I’m perfect okay
Is your bottom filled with chocolate?
Yes. Yes it is. "
You *might* be perfect |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection
Well here I am
Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?
I could make it so
Are you creamy and cold?
I could make it so
Are you covered in crunchy wafer?
Listen. I’m perfect okay
Is your bottom filled with chocolate?
Yes. Yes it is.
You are perfect "
I know! |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?
Ciao is a code for analocchi
I see.
So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,
I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao
I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?
Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly
Loving the randomness
Does the randomness make you want to fuck us both ?
Maybe, I mean two hunks and food..
What’s not to like?.
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?
Ciao is a code for analocchi
I see.
So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,
I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao
I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?
Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly
Loving the randomness
Does the randomness make you want to fuck us both ?
Maybe, I mean two hunks and food..
What’s not to like?.
"
A hunk, a weirdo and food you mean? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection
Well here I am
Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?
I could make it so
Are you creamy and cold?
I could make it so
Are you covered in crunchy wafer?
Listen. I’m perfect okay
Is your bottom filled with chocolate?
Yes. Yes it is.
You are perfect
Please don't, I'm too modest for such praise"
Bloody hell learn to take a compliment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a bueno ice cream the other day, ive given up searching for perfection
Well here I am
Do you taste of chocolate and hazelnut?
I could make it so
Are you creamy and cold?
I could make it so
Are you covered in crunchy wafer?
Listen. I’m perfect okay
Is your bottom filled with chocolate?
Yes. Yes it is.
You are perfect
Please don't, I'm too modest for such praise
Bloody hell learn to take a compliment "
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?
Ciao is a code for analocchi
I see.
So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,
I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao
I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?
Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly
Loving the randomness
Does the randomness make you want to fuck us both ?
Maybe, I mean two hunks and food..
What’s not to like?.
A hunk, a weirdo and food you mean?"
which one is which? |
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?
Ciao is a code for analocchi
I see.
So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,
I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao
I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?
Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly
Loving the randomness
Does the randomness make you want to fuck us both ?
Maybe, I mean two hunks and food..
What’s not to like?.
A hunk, a weirdo and food you mean?
which one is which?"
F&B is clearly the hunk. Do you not agree? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only do anal beads with gnocchiuncooked of course
Only if the temperature of the anus is 37 degree Celsius If you're sunbathing in Dubai highly likely
If you are anybody other than somebody with hypothermia it would be highly likely. There is a reason that they take your temperature through your arsehole at least someone who gets me
What can I say, I'm a clever guy
With an 37°C anus
37.5 bud
My gnocchi will be too cooked with you !
I dont think it was ever suggested to be going into my arse. No, that's all you!
You look like you could do with one or two gnocchi into it though. Trust me it will change your view of Italian culture x
What, that they all ride around on vespas saying "cioa" to each other?
Ciao is a code for analocchi
I see.
So Mussolini was a fan of a gnocchied arsehole then,
I guess so. I don't know much about History but I heard that he had a thing with Mao
I thought Mao was more into cramming rice. So are there other foods that the Italians use for anal bead or is it just gnocchi?
Well they do use the olive oil in order to make sure the gnocchies go into it smoothly
Loving the randomness
Does the randomness make you want to fuck us both ?
Maybe, I mean two hunks and food..
What’s not to like?.
A hunk, a weirdo and food you mean?
which one is which?
F&B is clearly the hunk. Do you not agree?"
Absolutely not ! |
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