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Pet names for private bits
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Thoroughly depends on my mood, the context and what will sound better (or worse) in the rest of the sentence.
For example, if I'm being woo'd and all that romantic shit that I adore B makes my fandango do the tango
Is someone being an arsehole? I may want to kick em in the cunt
Am I being pretend posh? Then it's my vageeeeen
Am I referring to men who sign up to fab in the belief they'll be knee deep in clunge after 7 mins of sending 46 "hi sexy" messages?
Am I on my period? Fuck me, it feels like my womb is falling out of my gash
Is it unshaven? Hell, have you seen the state of my beaver?!
It's all relative
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