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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A bit of a tongue and cheek post but I think most of us will have experienced these at some point...
A quandry.
Reading my emails recently I face some tough decisions.
So here is Graham with a quick reminder (this will be totally lost on you if you have never seen Blind Date. For reference it was 'a lorra lorra laughs')
Potential number 1..
This man will have your head in a spin. Excitement ? Lust? Pure unadulterated pleasure? NO. It seems he can't speak the same language. Or uses entirely text speak which takes far too long to decode..
Potential number 2.
Now this one is a keeper. Primarily because he wont take no for an answer!
Lastly number 3.
What's not to love about the scary couple who look like they haven't groomed in months and live on the other side of the world?
The decision is yours...
 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bit of a tongue and cheek post but I think most of us will have experienced these at some point...
A quandry.
Reading my emails recently I face some tough decisions.
So here is Graham with a quick reminder (this will be totally lost on you if you have never seen Blind Date. For reference it was 'a lorra lorra laughs')
Potential number 1..
This man will have your head in a spin. Excitement ? Lust? Pure unadulterated pleasure? NO. It seems he can't speak the same language. Or uses entirely text speak which takes far too long to decode..
Potential number 2.
Now this one is a keeper. Primarily because he wont take no for an answer!
Lastly number 3.
What's not to love about the scary couple who look like they haven't groomed in months and live on the other side of the world?
The decision is yours...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll take number 4, The hot 35 year old bird from Edinburgh who's attentions are currently elsewhere."
bonus points for reading the profile for you! X
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Phwoar number 3 sounds good, flying halfway round the world for a shag that smells like wet dog and chip fat...."
I'm so glad fab isn't scratch and sniff  |
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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago
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"A bit of a tongue and cheek post but I think most of us will have experienced these at some point...
A quandry.
Reading my emails recently I face some tough decisions.
So here is Graham with a quick reminder (this will be totally lost on you if you have never seen Blind Date. For reference it was 'a lorra lorra laughs')
Potential number 1..
This man will have your head in a spin. Excitement ? Lust? Pure unadulterated pleasure? NO. It seems he can't speak the same language. Or uses entirely text speak which takes far too long to decode..
Potential number 2.
Now this one is a keeper. Primarily because he wont take no for an answer!
Lastly number 3.
What's not to love about the scary couple who look like they haven't groomed in months and live on the other side of the world?
The decision is yours...
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Totally read that last sentence in the voice of "our Graham"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Phwoar number 3 sounds good, flying halfway round the world for a shag that smells like wet dog and chip fat....
I'm so glad fab isn't scratch and sniff "
The mind boggles.
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Well Cilla I think I’d go for number 1. Purely because I could just google the text speak.
Plus think about it. A man who uses nonsensical text speak is likely to be quite compliant and willing because clearly there’s not much education going there. I might have a use for a man like that.... 
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I’ll go for #2
