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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wanted: Woman with strong, dexterous fingers and plenty of stamina, with a kind heart and pleasing nature.
My back gets itchy from time to time and it is a ballix trying to scratch it. This will be the role of the successful candidate, to scratch my back whenever I get the itch.
Also, sex is optional(for me, for you it's mandatory).
Now taking applications  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could always buy one of those back scratcher thingies from Amazon. They’re amazing  "
I'm just checking amazon now, bout time I bought one of them |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"You could always buy one of those back scratcher thingies from Amazon. They’re amazing
I'm just checking amazon now, bout time I bought one of them "
I take mine everywhere, the satisfaction when you scratch that itch is phenomenal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You could always buy one of those back scratcher thingies from Amazon. They’re amazing
I'm just checking amazon now, bout time I bought one of them
I take mine everywhere, the satisfaction when you scratch that itch is phenomenal "
Ordered
2 pounds 50, teliscopic one with a little plastic hand on the end |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....
Sex double it....  "
I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay? |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"You could always buy one of those back scratcher thingies from Amazon. They’re amazing
I'm just checking amazon now, bout time I bought one of them
I take mine everywhere, the satisfaction when you scratch that itch is phenomenal
Ordered
2 pounds 50, teliscopic one with a little plastic hand on the end "
Perfect! Report back after use
You do know it won’t lead to sex though? It is only a little hand |
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"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....
Sex double it....
I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay? "
Hmmmmmm throw in a Caesar salad I'm yours...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You could always buy one of those back scratcher thingies from Amazon. They’re amazing
I'm just checking amazon now, bout time I bought one of them
I take mine everywhere, the satisfaction when you scratch that itch is phenomenal
Ordered
2 pounds 50, teliscopic one with a little plastic hand on the end
Perfect! Report back after use
You do know it won’t lead to sex though? It is only a little hand "
Aaah but I only have a little penis
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....
Sex double it....
I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay?
Hmmmmmm throw in a Caesar salad I'm yours......"
Sweeeet! Your on  |
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"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....
Sex double it....
I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay?
Hmmmmmm throw in a Caesar salad I'm yours......
Sweeeet! Your on "
RE bloody SULT...........errr I mean that is acceptable,..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....
Sex double it....
I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay?
Hmmmmmm throw in a Caesar salad I'm yours......
Sweeeet! Your on
RE bloody SULT...........errr I mean that is acceptable,.. "
How soon can you start? |
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"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....
Sex double it....
I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay?
Hmmmmmm throw in a Caesar salad I'm yours......
Sweeeet! Your on
RE bloody SULT...........errr I mean that is acceptable,..
How soon can you start? "
I've already started.......nearly finished! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I moved into ma flat, it had textured paint in the front room, it's perfect for doing a Baloo impersonation "
Does that mean you're the king of the swingers? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have to be a good salary due to dead skin cells under my nails....
Sex double it....
I couldn't afford double...ive already bought a back scratcher, would you settle for sex and half pay?
Hmmmmmm throw in a Caesar salad I'm yours......
Sweeeet! Your on
RE bloody SULT...........errr I mean that is acceptable,..
How soon can you start?
I've already started.......nearly finished! "
I feel better already  |
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