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Profiles are subjective. Some are witty but many are similar I feel. So as an exercise in humour I offer this alternative.
WANTED GOOD WOMAN.
Must be able to cook clean and sew without whingeing and whining. Must be able to dig worms and clean fish.
Must have boat and range rover.
Please send pics of boat and range rover. |
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"Are you expecting a massive list of replies?
Perhaps if you amass a hareem you might satisfy all your requirements...lol
Jo x  "
Only posted for fun but hey perhaps the humour element is more attractive than....I've got 9 inches and can last all night brigade? |
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"Are you expecting a massive list of replies?
Perhaps if you amass a hareem you might satisfy all your requirements...lol
Jo x
Only posted for fun but hey perhaps the humour element is more attractive than....I've got 9 inches and can last all night brigade?"
I know you did xx |
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"I was going to send 'other' pics but as I don't have boat
pics I'm out  "
Other pics .... well I shall leave that to your discretion. But in the spirit of the thing any alternative would be acceptable I think. X |
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"I was going to send 'other' pics but as I don't have boat
pics I'm out
Other pics .... well I shall leave that to your discretion. But in the spirit of the thing any alternative would be acceptable I think. X"
Well you want a good woman and I'm a bad woman..this just wont work |
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"State you pick em up in a camper van..........that's sparks a laugh... "
A camper van
Is that like a normal van, but when you press the horn it goes 'yooo hooo I'm heeeere'? |
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"State you pick em up in a camper van..........that's sparks a laugh...
A camper van
Is that like a normal van, but when you press the horn it goes 'yooo hooo I'm heeeere'?"
In a Duncan Norvelle voice obviously |
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"State you pick em up in a camper van..........that's sparks a laugh...
A camper van
Is that like a normal van, but when you press the horn it goes 'yooo hooo I'm heeeere'?
In a Duncan Norvelle voice obviously "
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"Profiles are subjective. Some are witty but many are similar I feel. So as an exercise in humour I offer this alternative.
WANTED GOOD WOMAN.
Must be able to cook clean and sew without whingeing and whining. Must be able to dig worms and clean fish.
Must have boat and range rover.
Please send pics of boat and range rover. "
Aaah I fail on the Range Rover, sorry I'm a BMW driver |
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"Well you want a good woman and I'm a bad woman..this just wont work
I used to go out with a lass who was a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom  
How about just a whore in the bedroom 
Well a man's gotta eat as well ya know 
Eat me
Ooh ooh .. me me me ... can I?  "
You Mr Monkey...have a special dinner reservation
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"Well you want a good woman and I'm a bad woman..this just wont work
I used to go out with a lass who was a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom
How about just a whore in the bedroom
Well a man's gotta eat as well ya know
Eat me
Ooh ooh .. me me me ... can I?
You Mr Monkey...have a special dinner reservation
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Best bib and tucker for me then |
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"Well you want a good woman and I'm a bad woman..this just wont work
I used to go out with a lass who was a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom
How about just a whore in the bedroom
Well a man's gotta eat as well ya know
Eat me
Ooh ooh .. me me me ... can I?
You Mr Monkey...have a special dinner reservation
Best bib and tucker for me then "
Any food allergies? |
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"Well you want a good woman and I'm a bad woman..this just wont work
I used to go out with a lass who was a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom
How about just a whore in the bedroom
Well a man's gotta eat as well ya know
Eat me
Ooh ooh .. me me me ... can I?
You Mr Monkey...have a special dinner reservation
Best bib and tucker for me then
Any food allergies? "
I'll try most things at least once |
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"Profiles are subjective. Some are witty but many are similar I feel. So as an exercise in humour I offer this alternative.
WANTED GOOD WOMAN.
Must be able to cook clean and sew without whingeing and whining. Must be able to dig worms and clean fish.
Must have boat and range rover.
Please send pics of boat and range rover.
Aaah I fail on the Range Rover, sorry I'm a BMW driver "
 perhaps it's time to trade it in? |
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"Profiles are subjective. Some are witty but many are similar I feel. So as an exercise in humour I offer this alternative.
WANTED GOOD WOMAN.
Must be able to cook clean and sew without whingeing and whining. Must be able to dig worms and clean fish.
Must have boat and range rover.
Please send pics of boat and range rover.
Aaah I fail on the Range Rover, sorry I'm a BMW driver perhaps it's time to trade it in?"
Nah! It's only 9mths old |
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"Profiles are subjective. Some are witty but many are similar I feel. So as an exercise in humour I offer this alternative.
WANTED GOOD WOMAN.
Must be able to cook clean and sew without whingeing and whining. Must be able to dig worms and clean fish.
Must have boat and range rover.
Please send pics of boat and range rover.
Aaah I fail on the Range Rover, sorry I'm a BMW driver perhaps it's time to trade it in?
Nah! It's only 9mths old "
Fellow bmw driver and sexy as hell.
#hotlist |
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"Profiles are subjective. Some are witty but many are similar I feel. So as an exercise in humour I offer this alternative.
WANTED GOOD WOMAN.
Must be able to cook clean and sew without whingeing and whining. Must be able to dig worms and clean fish.
Must have boat and range rover.
Please send pics of boat and range rover.
Aaah I fail on the Range Rover, sorry I'm a BMW driver perhaps it's time to trade it in?
Nah! It's only 9mths old
Fellow bmw driver and sexy as hell.
#hotlist"
Down with BMW ... up with Audi
Sorry ... a little of topic |
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"Profiles are subjective. Some are witty but many are similar I feel. So as an exercise in humour I offer this alternative.
WANTED GOOD WOMAN.
Must be able to cook clean and sew without whingeing and whining. Must be able to dig worms and clean fish.
Must have boat and range rover.
Please send pics of boat and range rover.
Aaah I fail on the Range Rover, sorry I'm a BMW driver perhaps it's time to trade it in?
Nah! It's only 9mths old
Fellow bmw driver and sexy as hell.
#hotlist
Down with BMW ... up with Audi
Sorry ... a little of topic "
Stangly I went from a range, to an audi rs5 and now I'm with a bmw M3... I won't be getting rid of the M3 anytime soon |
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