 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
The cat has fetched me a 'present' in the form of a dirty great rat. The horrible little fucker is scuttling around my kitchen, hubbys already gone to work the selfish twat  .
There's a rat in ma kitchen, what am i gonna do? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Ewwwww you are brave, I'd be halfway down the road by now.
Open back door and shooo it out with sweeping brush maybe. Jo x"
I ain't going back in there, I've locked the cats in with. I want it assassinated before I'll venture back. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Think you should dress up in your sexiest lingerie, stand in the garden and entice the little dirty rat out.
It’s proved to work on other little dirty rats hahahaha |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The cat has fetched me a 'present' in the form of a dirty great rat. The horrible little fucker is scuttling around my kitchen, hubbys already gone to work the selfish twat .
There's a rat in ma kitchen, what am i gonna do?"
hence jimmy cagneys immortal line " you dirty rat " wow your cat must be a big bugger if he's strong enough to catch a rat they are big, I'd put some thick gloves on you don't wanna get bitten get a B&Q bucket and a fork one that you throw away after and fork it into the bucket  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The cat has fetched me a 'present' in the form of a dirty great rat. The horrible little fucker is scuttling around my kitchen, hubbys already gone to work the selfish twat .
There's a rat in ma kitchen, what am i gonna do?hence jimmy cagneys immortal line " you dirty rat " wow your cat must be a big bugger if he's strong enough to catch a rat they are big, I'd put some thick gloves on you don't wanna get bitten get a B&Q bucket and a fork one that you throw away after and fork it into the bucket "
Does it have to be from B&Q??? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The cat has fetched me a 'present' in the form of a dirty great rat. The horrible little fucker is scuttling around my kitchen, hubbys already gone to work the selfish twat .
There's a rat in ma kitchen, what am i gonna do?hence jimmy cagneys immortal line " you dirty rat " wow your cat must be a big bugger if he's strong enough to catch a rat they are big, I'd put some thick gloves on you don't wanna get bitten get a B&Q bucket and a fork one that you throw away after and fork it into the bucket
Does it have to be from B&Q??? "
Well you might wanna throw that as well they're a £1  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Just be careful the Rat doesn't bite your cat. Germ infested horrible things.  "
Make sure you disinfect everywhere in the kitchen once its gone.
Especially if the rat pisses anywhere, you really don't want Leptospirosis. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Just be careful the Rat doesn't bite your cat. Germ infested horrible things.
Make sure you disinfect everywhere in the kitchen once its gone.
Especially if the rat pisses anywhere, you really don't want Leptospirosis. "
lol or myxomatosis |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Your cat doesn't think you are a good enough hunter and is trying to teach you how to hunt. It's how they teach kittens to be effective predators like them. First they bring you stuff they've killed yo show you what you should be catching, then they bring you live food so you can practice killing it. Cats are nice like that you see  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Just be careful the Rat doesn't bite your cat. Germ infested horrible things.
Make sure you disinfect everywhere in the kitchen once its gone.
Especially if the rat pisses anywhere, you really don't want Leptospirosis. lol or myxomatosis "
Nah that's bunnies buddy. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Update.
Good Samaritan neighbour has been and removed the body of the 'orrible thing. Every surface has been steam cleaned. The cat has been suitably rewarded for his 'gift'.
All is right with the world again. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Speaking of cats:
https://youtu.be/T6W74NOqG_E
Saw this for the first time yesterday and it's made me laugh so much! "
Please don't do this again, I watched your link and ended up on a path of YouTube suggested cat videos and lost an hour of my life
Dotty x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Speaking of cats:
https://youtu.be/T6W74NOqG_E
Saw this for the first time yesterday and it's made me laugh so much!
Please don't do this again, I watched your link and ended up on a path of YouTube suggested cat videos and lost an hour of my life
Dotty x"
Sorry! The first one was funny thought right?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Speaking of cats:
https://youtu.be/T6W74NOqG_E
Saw this for the first time yesterday and it's made me laugh so much!
Please don't do this again, I watched your link and ended up on a path of YouTube suggested cat videos and lost an hour of my life
Dotty x
Sorry! The first one was funny thought right? "
Yes although I watched it despite having seen it already! I just can't help myself!
Dotty x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
"Update.
Good Samaritan neighbour has been and removed the body of the 'orrible thing. Every surface has been steam cleaned. The cat has been suitably rewarded for his 'gift'.
All is right with the world again. "
Did you reward your neighbour  if you know what I mean  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Just be careful the Rat doesn't bite your cat. Germ infested horrible things.
Make sure you disinfect everywhere in the kitchen once its gone.
Especially if the rat pisses anywhere, you really don't want Leptospirosis. lol or myxomatosis
Nah that's bunnies buddy."
bunnies are everywhere especially in swinging world |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Update.
Good Samaritan neighbour has been and removed the body of the 'orrible thing. Every surface has been steam cleaned. The cat has been suitably rewarded for his 'gift'.
All is right with the world again.
Did you reward your neighbour if you know what I mean "
Yes.
I said "thank you very much, I really appreciate the help, I know I'm a wuss" to my 70 year old neighbour.
His reward is the fluffy feeling of kindness, by helping the damsel in distress.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
And here we have a valuable lesson in communication.
The pussy brought what it thought was a surprise gift into the family home.
The gift was only seen that way by the pussy. Mortified and disgusted I believe is the correct terminology for how others felt about the gift.
The rat had the potential to be harmful, soil the family home, and cause friction between the pussy and others.
Moral of this story...
Be wary which guests you invite into your household, coz even though they may look the part and seem like something everyone may enjoy, they're nothing more than unwanted rats. Talk the same language and sing from the same hymn sheet.... and don't let your pussy make the decisions!
P |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"And here we have a valuable lesson in communication.
The pussy brought what it thought was a surprise gift into the family home.
The gift was only seen that way by the pussy. Mortified and disgusted I believe is the correct terminology for how others felt about the gift.
The rat had the potential to be harmful, soil the family home, and cause friction between the pussy and others.
Moral of this story...
Be wary which guests you invite into your household, coz even though they may look the part and seem like something everyone may enjoy, they're nothing more than unwanted rats. Talk the same language and sing from the same hymn sheet.... and don't let your pussy make the decisions!
P"
I  you. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
