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Theres a Sikh, a hindu and an irishman at the bar .................
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My grandad gave me a good piece of advice he said always open a door when you can it could lead to good possibility’s unfortunately he died 2 months later at 30000 feet in the air |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My grandad gave me a good piece of advice he said always open a door when you can it could lead to good possibility’s unfortunately he died 2 months later at 30000 feet in the air"
Poor guy  |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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Two French virgins on their wedding night. Unsure what to do the wife phones her mother for advice.
Bluntly the mother says to her "Just tell him to take the longest thing he has and stick it in the hairiest thing that you have."
Five minutes pass by and the wife phones her mother again.
"Alright mama, he has his nose in my armpit. What do we do now?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My grandad gave me a good piece of advice he said always open a door when you can it could lead to good possibility’s unfortunately he died 2 months later at 30000 feet in the air"
That’s sad. My grandad was a bus driver and he died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in pain like his passengers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A man dies and ends up at the great pearly gates at the entry to heaven.
Saint Peter shouts through the pearly gates "what's your name?"
It's Hamish McTavish, then man cries out.
And Saint Peter shouts back Well you can fuck off I'm not making porridge for one. |
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