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By *imandHerNotts OP Couple over a year ago

North Notts

Right so my theory is that Fab has been infiltrated by the whole of the SAS.

The evidence goes as so.

There are 4 squadrons that run between 100 & 150 troopers at any one time. I have now reached a tally of exactly 600 single guys who appear to have profile pictures with that signature SAS balaclava.

Most have no gallery pictures plus zero verifications so they clearly have an official secrets act levelled obligation to keep their identities top secret!!

Has anyone else noticed these kind of clandestine profiles?

What are your observations pertaining to their probable military skills?

What are the tell tale signs?

And have things really gotten so bad around here that an elite military presence is required or justified?

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By *esires of HertsCouple over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

funny, as there are loads of fireman on here too....can there be that many potential fires in the UK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They could tell you, but, then they would have to kill you....

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

"Right so my theory is that Fab has been infiltrated by the whole of the SAS.

The evidence goes as so.

There are 4 squadrons that run between 100 & 150 troopers at any one time. I have now reached a tally of exactly 600 single guys who appear to have profile pictures with that signature SAS balaclava.

Most have no gallery pictures plus zero verifications so they clearly have an official secrets act levelled obligation to keep their identities top secret!!

Has anyone else noticed these kind of clandestine profiles?

What are your observations pertaining to their probable military skills?

What are the tell tale signs?

And have things really gotten so bad around here that an elite military presence is required or justified?

Expect these profiles will state "travel" but "cannot accommodate"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I have sources, so could initiate an official evaluation if needed but I think it's largely a case of boys have grown up a bit, from their childhood dream jobs but their emotional maturity hasn't caught up. They're also under the assumption that you drop your knickers, once you know their elite status. Obviously they could be shipped anywhere in the world at a moments notice, which fits as a cover for their zero hours factory job etc, with limited shift control

If it's not an elite job, they have a big and often fat cock, that's presumed to get you wet and legs open by. Second message.

Ant, from TVs SAS Who dares wins, has helped to popularize these elite Fab personnel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, that's just blown Fab's low profile Internet presence out of the water. Mention SAS on a public forum and GCHQ will be all over the site like a bad rash. Better hide as much as you can peeps before they get into the site's servers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right so my theory is that Fab has been infiltrated by the whole of the SAS.

The evidence goes as so.

There are 4 squadrons that run between 100 & 150 troopers at any one time. I have now reached a tally of exactly 600 single guys who appear to have profile pictures with that signature SAS balaclava.

Most have no gallery pictures plus zero verifications so they clearly have an official secrets act levelled obligation to keep their identities top secret!!

Has anyone else noticed these kind of clandestine profiles?

What are your observations pertaining to their probable military skills?

What are the tell tale signs?

And have things really gotten so bad around here that an elite military presence is required or justified?

Ha, I like the fact that I can't view your profile. It's like you're carrying out a secret operation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or it could just be fab has been infiltrated by the cheating husband's brigade x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or it could just be fab has been infiltrated by the cheating husband's brigade x "

Yeah that would be a good ruse.

I can't see you this weekend I'm on special operations.

Where you going?

I can't say.

Perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or it could just be fab has been infiltrated by the cheating husband's brigade x

Yeah that would be a good ruse.

I can't see you this weekend I'm on special operations.

Where you going?

I can't say.

Perfect."

I'm going on a missionary errrmmmmmm I mean a mission x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or it could just be fab has been infiltrated by the cheating husband's brigade x

Yeah that would be a good ruse.

I can't see you this weekend I'm on special operations.

Where you going?

I can't say.

Perfect.

I'm going on a missionary errrmmmmmm I mean a mission x "

You've got it.

Those guys going round pretending to be in secret services ruin it for us that really are. They're giving us a bad rep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or it could just be fab has been infiltrated by the cheating husband's brigade x

Yeah that would be a good ruse.

I can't see you this weekend I'm on special operations.

Where you going?

I can't say.

Perfect.

I'm going on a missionary errrmmmmmm I mean a mission x

You've got it.

Those guys going round pretending to be in secret services ruin it for us that really are. They're giving us a bad rep."

Shhhh. The Russians are amongst us. Are they the ones who don’t turn up to meets?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or it could just be fab has been infiltrated by the cheating husband's brigade x

Yeah that would be a good ruse.

I can't see you this weekend I'm on special operations.

Where you going?

I can't say.

Perfect.

I'm going on a missionary errrmmmmmm I mean a mission x

You've got it.

Those guys going round pretending to be in secret services ruin it for us that really are. They're giving us a bad rep.

Shhhh. The Russians are amongst us. Are they the ones who don’t turn up to meets?

I told you, it was the roadworks on the 11 route.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or it could just be fab has been infiltrated by the cheating husband's brigade x

Yeah that would be a good ruse.

I can't see you this weekend I'm on special operations.

Where you going?

I can't say.

Perfect.

I'm going on a missionary errrmmmmmm I mean a mission x

You've got it.

Those guys going round pretending to be in secret services ruin it for us that really are. They're giving us a bad rep.

Shhhh. The Russians are amongst us. Are they the ones who don’t turn up to meets?

Risky ruskys ruining it for us all with there rullete meet process x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or it could just be fab has been infiltrated by the cheating husband's brigade x

Yeah that would be a good ruse.

I can't see you this weekend I'm on special operations.

Where you going?

I can't say.

Perfect.

I'm going on a missionary errrmmmmmm I mean a mission x

You've got it.

Those guys going round pretending to be in secret services ruin it for us that really are. They're giving us a bad rep.

Shhhh. The Russians are amongst us. Are they the ones who don’t turn up to meets?

I told you, it was the roadworks on the 11 route."

Oh my god. Did you instigate that too??

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By *Man1263Man over a year ago

Stockport

We don't wear balaclava's!

Erm, I mean, THEY don't wear balaclava's.

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

If they can tell you the correct colour of the boathouse they might be gen...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Right so my theory is that Fab has been infiltrated by the whole of the SAS.

The evidence goes as so.

There are 4 squadrons that run between 100 & 150 troopers at any one time. I have now reached a tally of exactly 600 single guys who appear to have profile pictures with that signature SAS balaclava.

Most have no gallery pictures plus zero verifications so they clearly have an official secrets act levelled obligation to keep their identities top secret!!

Has anyone else noticed these kind of clandestine profiles?

What are your observations pertaining to their probable military skills?

What are the tell tale signs?

And have things really gotten so bad around here that an elite military presence is required or justified?

That tickled me

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By *pitfiremk10Man over a year ago

Gloucester

Do you know the SAS is the biggest regiment in the British army? Because EVERYONES BEEN IN IT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So no thoughts for the Boat Service or Reconnaissance Regiment??