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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I seek a cooool young couple in the Newcastle area.
To visit me in the city centre.
At my office.
For a dirty daddy scenario.
It’s hot!
And cheekeeeeeeeeeeeeey.
Yes!
The Captain
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eh?
Kiss me NOW!
Distance is a problem
Ah yes my Floro.
It is with sadness that we must part...
ONWARD!!!"
Jesus !! You didn’t even say distance isn’t a problem  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?
My love. Bring thy breasts.
I’m liking you "
And I love you Floro. WE MAY MARRY.
But not until... you know.... we have done... THE THING!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?
My love. Bring thy breasts.
I’m liking you
I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers! "
Bring thy breasts though ... loving that line  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?
My love. Bring thy breasts.
I’m liking you
And I love you Floro. WE MAY MARRY.
But not until... you know.... we have done... THE THING!!!!"
Wooooo
I knew I’d find the man for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?
My love. Bring thy breasts.
I’m liking you
I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers! "
I once did.
And today, I shall call them, MILKY HILLS.
For I am ready.
M x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?
My love. Bring thy breasts.
I’m liking you
I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers!
I once did.
And today, I shall call them, MILKY HILLS.
For I am ready.
M x"
Oh my |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?
My love. Bring thy breasts.
I’m liking you
I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers!
I once did.
And today, I shall call them, MILKY HILLS.
For I am ready.
M x
Oh my "
Yes. It is love x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?
My love. Bring thy breasts.
I’m liking you
I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers!
I once did.
And today, I shall call them, MILKY HILLS.
For I am ready.
M x
Oh my
Yes. It is love x"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh is it that guy who talks funny again? Do me do me!!! Haha  "
THY BRYNNERS!
Thine Brynners.
Like Yul Brynner. Sat next to Yul Brynner.
BRYNNERS!
For my dinners.
OH YES!
M x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You want cheeky to come too? Will she be Mummy?
My love. Bring thy breasts.
I’m liking you
I'm disappointed he didn't call them jumper Bumpers!
I once did.
And today, I shall call them, MILKY HILLS.
For I am ready.
M x"
I think mine might be mountains  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just getting ready for our wedding
Please let me play the piano for you Haha
I wonder if I can sleep with other people "
Put it in the vows...can you imagine his vows  will be the ramblings of insanity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just getting ready for our wedding
Please let me play the piano for you Haha
I wonder if I can sleep with other people
Put it in the vows...can you imagine his vows will be the ramblings of insanity "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday "
ROD STEWART!
There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.
YES! Correct.
Oooooooooooo!
SID JAMES!
A Sid James....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just getting ready for our wedding
Our wedding shall be SUPERB!
We shall have crisps.
3 flavours.
OH YES!
I bloody love crisps "
LET’S GET A A BOX OF THE BLOODY THINGS!
And bread.
Yes.
Bread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just getting ready for our wedding
Our wedding shall be SUPERB!
We shall have crisps.
3 flavours.
OH YES!
I bloody love crisps
LET’S GET A A BOX OF THE BLOODY THINGS!
And bread.
Yes.
Bread."
Fuck me
We’re so compatible |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just getting ready for our wedding
Our wedding shall be SUPERB!
We shall have crisps.
3 flavours.
OH YES!
I bloody love crisps
LET’S GET A A BOX OF THE BLOODY THINGS!
And bread.
Yes.
Bread.
Fuck me
We’re so compatible "
I’ve started a wedding list.
At Greggs.
OH SMASHING! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my brain isn't fast enough to join in "
You are a delightful lady.
I would kiss you whilst ironing.
I would wipe the insides of your car windows with my underpants.
OH YES!
I will charm thee! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Charm me?"
I can charm thee.
I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.
WEAR THEM!
For they are beautiful.
And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.
And a Fruitella.
FOR I AM FRUITY!
oh yes.
I am.
I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.
NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!
My mattress is warm.
As is my garage.
For that is where we sleep....
Mx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Charm me?
I can charm thee.
I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.
WEAR THEM!
For they are beautiful.
And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.
And a Fruitella.
FOR I AM FRUITY!
oh yes.
I am.
I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.
NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!
My mattress is warm.
As is my garage.
For that is where we sleep....
Mx
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I’m going to frame this  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Charm me?
I can charm thee.
I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.
WEAR THEM!
For they are beautiful.
And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.
And a Fruitella.
FOR I AM FRUITY!
oh yes.
I am.
I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.
NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!
My mattress is warm.
As is my garage.
For that is where we sleep....
Mx
I’m going to frame this "
It is LOVE!
And I shall kiss thee.
On the boot of my Lada x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Charm me?
I can charm thee.
I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.
WEAR THEM!
For they are beautiful.
And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.
And a Fruitella.
FOR I AM FRUITY!
oh yes.
I am.
I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.
NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!
My mattress is warm.
As is my garage.
For that is where we sleep....
Mx
I’m going to frame this
It is LOVE!
And I shall kiss thee.
On the boot of my Lada x"
Is your mattress big enough for the both of us? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No idea whats going on, but "
AUTUMN! Thou hast the bottom of a fine young gymnast.
A gymnast that deserves to be have drawings of onions ETCHED on thy tummy.
I shall kiss thee. After a treble Taboo and a cigar.
My world.
My peanut.
My Cheshire Cat.
GET THEE TO THE LITTER TRAY!!!
And do thy business
M x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Charm me?
I can charm thee.
I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.
WEAR THEM!
For they are beautiful.
And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.
And a Fruitella.
FOR I AM FRUITY!
oh yes.
I am.
I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.
NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!
My mattress is warm.
As is my garage.
For that is where we sleep....
Mx
I’m going to frame this
It is LOVE!
And I shall kiss thee.
On the boot of my Lada x
Is your mattress big enough for the both of us?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Charm me?
I can charm thee.
I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.
WEAR THEM!
For they are beautiful.
And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.
And a Fruitella.
FOR I AM FRUITY!
oh yes.
I am.
I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.
NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!
My mattress is warm.
As is my garage.
For that is where we sleep....
Mx
I’m going to frame this
It is LOVE!
And I shall kiss thee.
On the boot of my Lada x
Is your mattress big enough for the both of us?"
WHY YES!
Bring a flask of tea.
1 custard cream.
And a flannel.
WE SHALL KISS THE VERY EDGE OF HEAVEN!
With our sex picnic.
OH YES!
M x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No idea whats going on, but
AUTUMN! Thou hast the bottom of a fine young gymnast.
A gymnast that deserves to be have drawings of onions ETCHED on thy tummy.
I shall kiss thee. After a treble Taboo and a cigar.
My world.
My peanut.
My Cheshire Cat.
GET THEE TO THE LITTER TRAY!!!
And do thy business
M x"
I love onions! Squatting over the sawdust right about...now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No idea whats going on, but
AUTUMN! Thou hast the bottom of a fine young gymnast.
A gymnast that deserves to be have drawings of onions ETCHED on thy tummy.
I shall kiss thee. After a treble Taboo and a cigar.
My world.
My peanut.
My Cheshire Cat.
GET THEE TO THE LITTER TRAY!!!
And do thy business
M x
I love onions! Squatting over the sawdust right about...now. "
Never mind that...
WE HAVE CHOCOLATE TO MUNCH.
To the fridge my lady!
I have fudge fingers.
And Buttons.
UNDRESS!
For I be ready...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Charm me?
I can charm thee.
I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.
WEAR THEM!
For they are beautiful.
And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.
And a Fruitella.
FOR I AM FRUITY!
oh yes.
I am.
I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.
NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!
My mattress is warm.
As is my garage.
For that is where we sleep....
Mx
I’m going to frame this
It is LOVE!
And I shall kiss thee.
On the boot of my Lada x
Is your mattress big enough for the both of us?
WHY YES!
Bring a flask of tea.
1 custard cream.
And a flannel.
WE SHALL KISS THE VERY EDGE OF HEAVEN!
With our sex picnic.
OH YES!
M x
"
Thou art a treasure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Charm me?
I can charm thee.
I shall create you earrings from the special pearls from a cheeky little rabbit’s bottom.
WEAR THEM!
For they are beautiful.
And I shall buy you one Swiss Roll each day. Garnish it with a candle.
And a Fruitella.
FOR I AM FRUITY!
oh yes.
I am.
I shall gather peanut butter... spread it WIDELY over your half-bottom. The other section I shall draw into. With my trusty felt tip pens.
NOW MARRY ME WONT YOU?!
My mattress is warm.
As is my garage.
For that is where we sleep....
Mx
I’m going to frame this
It is LOVE!
And I shall kiss thee.
On the boot of my Lada x
Is your mattress big enough for the both of us?
WHY YES!
Bring a flask of tea.
1 custard cream.
And a flannel.
WE SHALL KISS THE VERY EDGE OF HEAVEN!
With our sex picnic.
OH YES!
M x
Thou art a treasure "
Why thank you.
Never forget me.
And - I like liquorice.
M x |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
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"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday
ROD STEWART!
There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.
YES! Correct.
Oooooooooooo!
SID JAMES!
A Sid James....
"
Sid James died in my hometown
Is this an omen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday
ROD STEWART!
There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.
YES! Correct.
Oooooooooooo!
SID JAMES!
A Sid James....
Sid James died in my hometown
Is this an omen "
YES!
He is stuffed in my lounge.
The cheeky smiley southerner x |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday
ROD STEWART!
There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.
YES! Correct.
Oooooooooooo!
SID JAMES!
A Sid James....
Sid James died in my hometown
Is this an omen
YES!
He is stuffed in my lounge.
The cheeky smiley southerner x"
Ooooooooo can I see  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday
ROD STEWART!
There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.
YES! Correct.
Oooooooooooo!
SID JAMES!
A Sid James....
Sid James died in my hometown
Is this an omen
YES!
He is stuffed in my lounge.
The cheeky smiley southerner x
Ooooooooo can I see "
I shall send you a photograph.
And one of his hairs.
X |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday
ROD STEWART!
There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.
YES! Correct.
Oooooooooooo!
SID JAMES!
A Sid James....
Sid James died in my hometown
Is this an omen
YES!
He is stuffed in my lounge.
The cheeky smiley southerner x
Ooooooooo can I see
I shall send you a photograph.
And one of his hairs.
X"
I shall treasure it forever |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Putting a smile on my face this Sunday
ROD STEWART!
There’s something else I should be putting on your face really.
YES! Correct.
Oooooooooooo!
SID JAMES!
A Sid James....
Sid James died in my hometown
Is this an omen
YES!
He is stuffed in my lounge.
The cheeky smiley southerner x
Ooooooooo can I see
I shall send you a photograph.
And one of his hairs.
X
I shall treasure it forever "
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